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~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · (07-12-2017)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you, the two newest members of the Motherfuckers...

James Raven!

James Raven steps out. He rolls his eyes, turns his back, and starts to talk on his cell phone.

and Jack Cain!

Jack Cain steps out proudly soluting the crowd and wearing a Motherfuckers t-shirt.

Bearded War Pig is on reconnaissance, checking into the Lizard people, building up our new fort in the woods. Gentlemen, welcome to the Motherfuckers.

James Raven turns, squints at Robbie, and nods his head 'no' while shrugging, his phone pointed up in the air. Jack Cain turns and shakes hands with Robbie.

Now, Mr. Raven is fulfilling his duties as a joint U.S./Canadian mission as organized between Trump and Trudeau. He may be on loan, but until Canada is safe, we're working together.

Mr. Cain has extensive exposure to the voice of the Lizard People, and is also a very big motherfucker who is the TV Champ! Let's face facts, I'd still take 10 grand on Jim Caedus today, just like I did when he first debuted. I know young talent who has promise. Jack Cain is the future of the XWF. Violent, brutal, no frills.

Chasm · **07-12-2017, 01:16 AM**

Wow thought James Raven had better taste then to team with you idiots.

~~Prof. Bobby Bourbon~~ · **07-12-2017, 01:41 AM**

Sorry little doggie, did you start barking again?

Chasm · **07-12-2017, 01:59 AM**

James could do so much better then a team of inbred Trump voting redneck hicks, but oh well guess he just felt sorry for you guys for being so special and you are his new pet project.

James Raven · (07-12-2017)

Hey Chasm, we may go back a few years but if you come in here second guessing my motives again I'll slap your fathers semen out of your mouth. The Mother Fuckers may be inbred rednecks, they may be hillbilly hicks, and they may even be... ugh... Trump voters... but for now they're the men that have hired me to do a job, and if I have to curb stomp a fellow Canadian that temporarily forgot his role in this federation, so be it.

The Mother Fuckers may not be my brothers for life, but brothers at arms will do just fine.

The Engineer · (07-12-2017)

It makes me proud to see some fellow patriots doing so well. Cheers to the Motherfuckers for keeping the homeland safe.

Also, Chasm go swallow some thumbtacks.

John Samuels · (07-12-2017)

Neat.

~~Dr.Psycho~~ · (07-12-2017)

I like it!

and as for you Chasm, don't you have a game of deal or no deal waiting to be played with yourself like you do with your dick every night? also a word of advice: bald isn't as beautiful as you think it is. Ask Paul Heyman if you dont want to take my word for it!

Chasm · **07-12-2017, 08:29 AM**

James you know you will always be my tuque wearing, poutine eating, Timmy's drinking, hockey loving friend and I just think you could have done better. You are the future Universal Champion these guys are beneath you but I guess it is the Canadian thing to do and help out the misfortunate.

Engy shut the fuck up. I can't wait to get you in the ring again so I can beat out the few brain cells you have left out of that empty skull of yours.

Dr. Psycho really if you are going to try to insult me you mind want to try and be a little more original or at least pick a game show that hasn't been off the air for 7 years.

JimCaedus · **07-12-2017, 05:11 PM**

(07-12-2017, 01:04 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Let's face facts, I'd still take 10 grand on Jim Caedus today, just like I did when he first debuted. I know young talent who has promise.

"It's true, The Bourbs was down to place a bet on me for a Caedus All-Comers Gauntlet Match my first month here. He's got an eye for this kinda thing.

I appreciate the supportive words, bro, as I'm sure Jack Cain does as well. Helluva stable here."

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