-XWF:Behind The Scenes crew catches up Hunter Payne and Joy Giovanni while they're checking out the arena a day before the big show-


Cameraman: Hey, Payne and Joy. It's very rare to see you guys outside of a Podcast. Are you ready for the big show tomorrow?


Joy: What is this? TMZ Somalia? Hunter Payne was born ready. Any challenge put in front of him, he will go through it!


Cameraman: Something like that. How are you guys liking Somalia?


Payne: No complaints.


Joy: No Complaints?!? It's hot, there's dirt everywhere, and I don't like the way these Somalian guys are looking at me!


Payne: I wanted you to stay home... but nooo! And nobody told you to wear that! That's why your getting so many looks.


Joy: These are my cargo booty shorts and a camouflage tanktop, What?? It's hot here! Why are you talking to me about fashion. I'm the fashion expert.


Payne: You're a fashion expert in America. Joy, you are the most revealing thing in Somalia right now! You realize other women here are wearing veils and shit covering themselves right?


Joy: That doesn't make sense. If it's hotter, you should have less clothes on... ;)


Payne: That's not how they do things here Joy... We should probably try to cover you up a little bit more, next time we go out.


Joy: No. It's too damn hot!!!


Cameraman: It is pretty hot... But we gotta ask, are you worried Swift Ion might be too fast for you?


Payne: Not in the slightest. Have you seen him here yet? I think he forgot he's competing here tomorrow.


Joy: Swift Ion? the guy who got pinned by the announce table Monday night? You think he's competition against Hunter Payne?! Not even on his best night can he beat Hunter Payne on his worst night. We're more focused on the Battle Royal than Swift Ion. But can you blame us? He got pinned Monday... By a table... Yes, a fucking table! Like that isn't a new wrestler, table as in the object. Swift Ion got pinned by an object! I've seen people get beaten by duct tape, I've seen people get beat by fucking David Arquette, I have NEVER seen a guy beat by a table!


Payne: Unfortunately, I am a little tougher than a table, So sorry if I feel Swift doesn't stand a fucking chance. Looks like Swift did the smartest thing to avoid Somalian prison time, and didn't show up! If Ion shows up tomorrow, I promise, he will have a swift exit, After losing to me! Hunter Payne!


Cameraman: Any comments on the Battle Royal your competing in later that night?


Payne: Not for TMZ XWF. We plan on doing a Podcast later to discuss those nobody's. You don't want to miss it.


Cameraman: I won't.


Joy: Good...

-Suddenly there is yelling in the distance-

Main Somalian Guard: Ls ka Warran! Iga raaii ahow! Bax! Bax! Bax!


-Somalian Guards pull their guns and point them at Hunter Payne, Joy, and the XWF crew-


Payne: Let me handle this.... ummm Ls ka warran.... Waan ka xumahay.... Barasho wanaagsan Wann ku farax sanahay la kulan kaaga!


-The main Somalian Guard signals the others to put their guns away-


Main Somalian Guard: Af Soomaaliga maad ku hadashaa???


Payne: Haah. Wax yar.


Main Somalian Guard: Maggacaagu muxuu yahay?


Payne: Magacaygu waa Payne, Hunter.


Main Somalian Guard: Barasho wanaagsan.


Payne: Ingriis miyaad ku hadashaa?


Main Somalian Guard: Yes, I do speak English. I just prefer not to. You get Footo delo tourist asking you a thousand questions when you speak English.


Payne: Makes sense. I am actually wrestling here tomorrow, that is why we are here checking out the arena now.


Main Somalian Guard: Nice to know that not everybody tomorrow is a Footo delo. It was nice making your acquaintance and sorry for scaring you all with the guns. Maalin Wanaagsan. Guul ayaan kuu rajayinayaa, Nabadeey!


Payne: Maalin wanaagsan. Nabadeey Waaye!


-The main guard exits and the other guards follow-


Cameraman: What the hell was that?!!!


Joy: Yes what in the hell was that?!


Payne: Your going to a foreign country in the middle of a civil war, where people are getting killed everyday. And you didn't bother to learn a little bit of their language? Something that could... and just did, save your life???


Cameraman: That is actually a really good idea now that I think about it.


Joy: What did you say to stop them from killing us???


Payne: Nothing really. At first I said sorry and hello. And he said you speak Somali? And I said a little, I told him my name and asked him if he spoke English. And we said goodbye and peace. He's a nice guy, he was just doing his job. We were trespassing, actually we still are. Let's get out of here.


Cameraman: Hunter Payne just saved our lives everyone! Thank you!


Payne: Take care. Waaye!


Cameraman: What?


Payne: Peace!


-Payne and Joy walk away, then the camera shuts off-