Hello Barney, it's been awhile. I bet you are shocked to see your old friend Chasm making an appearance after all these years.

What brings me back to XWF? Why you do.

You see I have been hearing alot about how you have improved over the years and I have decided to come see it for myself because to me you will always be that fat useless blob of a nobody.

So I have decided that I am willing to let you prove to me that's not the case and come out of retirement to face you one more time, all you got to do is state the time and place and I will not ask but demand the who ever is now in charge of XWF makes it happen.

So what do you say Mr. Green?

Chasm? So, like, a hole?

This sounds like a great idea! We have a pay-per-view coming up soon, maybe you've heard of it High Stakes II. Barney Green versus Chasm would make a great addition to the card!

So there you have it Barney, now all you got to do is agree and then I will be seeing you at High Stakes II. Don't keep me waiting.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Howie Mandel?

How original, you see people have been saying that for years now so it really no longer bothers me

(05-05-2017, 01:00 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Howie Mandel?

Original? I asked if anyone's pointed that out to you. Apparently they have and it bothered you once. Good for you to put all of that behind you. I wasn't trying to offend, my friend, only stating you looked like a celebrity.

Could we start over? My name is Doctor Louis D'Ville. One of four KINGS™ that rule this FINE federation.

"By that he really means, one of three kings and a jester that eat John Madison's asshole on a daily basis."

(05-05-2017, 01:15 PM)Micheal Graves Said: "By that he really means, one of three kings and a jester that eat John Madison's asshole on a daily basis."

No, I mean four KINGS™ and a jester that eats John Madison's asshole on a daily basis.

Like a goddamn champion, might I add.

(05-05-2017, 01:20 PM)Doctor Louis DVille Said:

(05-05-2017, 01:15 PM)Micheal Graves Said: "By that he really means, one of three kings and a jester that eat John Madison's asshole on a daily basis."

No, I mean four KINGS™ and a jester that eats John Madison's asshole on a daily basis.

So Maddy eats his own asshole too? My bad, thanks for correcting me.

I know you're no longer with this company officially and some tiny, little girl rearranged the inside of your head and you're probably on some pretty intense pain nullifiers..... But seriously? Did the KINGS™ beat you down that severely that you don't remember us settling that domestic dispute with your ex-boyfriend? Come now.

(05-05-2017, 01:38 PM)Micheal Graves Said:

I don't take pain medication dumbass! All Dolly did was prove her affections with a love bump or two, and as far as what the Kings did concerning myself and Cadryn. Well, I didn't realize there was any ill intent there. The way I saw it you guys just helped show a guy a good time. Although I wish you would have let me take my pants off first

Woo, boy.

That's gayer than me eating Maddy's asshole daily.

Fucking qwer'.

HAHAHAHA this bald looks like Howie Mandel!!