I'm just not feelin' it this month. Besides lets be honest with ourselves, this place sucks right now, it really does. I don't know why Theo didn't buy a Dairy Queen or something cool like that. I'd rather have free blizzard cakes than a belt that Duke wore at one point. But I won it by chilling so I'm going to keep doing that.

In the mean time all of you can suck my dick and fuck off.

Say bye to me and your belt til June cause that's what me and Lome have determined is acceptable. I'm a champion because the world loves me ERGO, Luca, I deserve it.

John drinks a Budlight and then takes a cough drop before snuggling up on his couch to watch Better Call Saul which is what he would have rather been doing all along.

All hail King ™ Madison!