Swift Ion is sitting in his car with his girlfriend, Tytiana, after Dinner and a Wrestling Interviewer tries to ask him questions

Wrestling Interviewer: Ion, Ion, Ion! Let me ask you just one question, just one, before you go, what is your Number One goal in XWF?

Swift Ion: My number one goal? Do I dare say win the, Xtreme, King of XWF, European, Tag, & even the Trio Championships? I think my number
one goal is to make Swift Ion more relevant,
whether it be the King of XWF, the European
title, tag titles, and trio title, I want to be
different. I want to be the guy that you truly
think, “That guy is awesome. That guy is XWF.
He embodies everything that XWF wrestling
is. But, I want to do it my way. Remember earlier this week when I list to JTC, that was a fluke. This is a time for no fun and games. This is a time to be serious.

Swift Ion pauses

Swift Ion: Earlier today, I was cleared to compete on this Monday on Madness. Now, when I say that, I mean no mistakes once so ever. Meaning, that if I see an opening, I'm taking it to the next level. If I had the chance, I will take out every single Guy in XWF, with a 450, just to get my hands on a Championship. Your recording it right?

Wrestling Interviewer: Yes, yes sir!

Swift Ion: This Monday on Madness, you Rookies, will learn what a Swift Guy I am. I am To Damn Swift. That being said, you will learn why nobody in this Damn world, got Swagger Like Me.

Swift Ion and his girlfriend leave the restaurant after the 5 minute interview, and drives away

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