I couldn't let my tag partner die before our match, so I rammed my fingers into his mouth, yeah, the mouth where the wolf flavored pussy was sitting to try and get him to him to throw up the drugs he had taken. Which makes no fucking sense since he mainlined the drugs.

I press my pointer and middle finger down onto his tongue, and out rushed a bunch of purple colored vomit followed by blood and just as I go to move my fingers away Cadryn chomps down on them.

Buronan lays Cadryn’s body down on the ground as he stands up and begins to walk away. Presumably to figure out a way to right the entire situation. I doubt Buronan intended for Cadryn to overdose, but, that is what has occurred. Our Cereal Killin’, TV Thrillin’ hero has moved on to greener pastures....

BUT WAIT!
















THERE'S MORE!
















Suddenly, Cadryn’s soul begins exiting his body and floating upward towards those pearly gates! That’s right, y'all, he’s headed to heaven! Can you believe it? He made it!

Cadryn walks through the gates of heaven, and is greeted by two familiar faces.

IT'S FUCKING BERT AND ERNIE!

Cadryn is ecstatic. Not only did he get to go to heaven when he OD'd he gets to meet his childhood idols, Bert and Ernie!

Cadryn begins doing his little happy dance! He is more than excited right now. He's in heaven! Metaphorically and literally.

Bert and Ernie bounce their way across our screens and over toward the children.

Cadryn waves back to the multitude of children in quite the goofy fashion.

Cadryn unzips his pants and pulls out his massively misshapen man meat.

Cadryn mashes his dink and balls into a collage of veiny, pale white, hairy, skin.

Suddenly the clouds in Heaven turn dark and let out a thunderous roar as the children scream, terrified at the sight of Cadryn's misshapen man parts.

And with those words a powerful bolt of lighting pierces through from the nether and strikes Cadryn in the dick.

Then, from underneath the clouds arises a bright light as God, yes the one and only, the Alpha Omega makes herself shown and she's none too happy with, Cadryn.

Her voices carriers with the power of a thousand voices!

Cadryn cowers in the presence of the almighty.

With a simple response, God shakes her head no and walks toward Cadryn, grasping his gentiles in a way in which they've never been grasped. His eyes glaze over and cross, one of them even goes lazy. Cadryn had never felt a woman touch him in such a powerful way.

Suddenly Cadryn's soul is transported out of Heaven and back in to his body. Cadryn upon regaining his soul wakes up, and begins screaming.

Clearly this trip was a result of Cadryn overdosing on heroine and methamphetamine at the same time, the lightning bolt being the adrenaline shot that Buronan used to resuscitate his partner. But Buronan didn't have time to dwell on the past, plus he could probably figure away to used Cadryn's delusions to their advantage.

Buronan rolls Big Wolf Daddy's floor model TV with wheels, directly over top of Big Wolf Daddy's dead body and out onto the street.

Cadryn begins to think to himself that this probably isn't the best idea he's ever been a part of, but what the hell. He's already died once today, what's one more time?

Cadryn hops on the floor model TV and begins clutching Buronan or Bromang as Cadryn likes to call him tightly.

Cadryn's face turns from fun loving to horrified. The scene fades as we see Buronan and Cadryn headed down a huge hill on the floor model TV, leaving Natalie's car still sitting in Big Wolf Daddy's driveway.