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~~Dean Moxley McGovern~~ · (06-12-2013)

“I'm just fuckin' with ya”
(and it's working)

Time: 9:45AM
Date: June 12 2013
Location: The Miami home of Dean Moxley McGovern

Dean's living room has some features that the average living room doesn't usually have but that is not our focus here today. Dean Moxley McGovern flips through pages of one of his favorite magazines as he waits patiently for his friend Kurt to come out of the bathroom.

Dean, who is seated on his fine plush couch, is wearing a purple polo shirt with a white collar along with some black Dickies. His hair appears to be somewhat greasy as though he hadn't showered in a day or two; maybe three.

His clothes appear to be clean and fresh though.

Dean's shirt

Dean's pants

His sunglasses look like they're smudged up pretty bad with fingerprints and smears. He seems to be seeing through them just fine though as he continues looking at his magazine.

The sound of a basketball bouncing on hard indoor flooring can be heard approaching. Dean grins, dropping his magazine and getting up from the couch to open his palms as a basketball is thrown to him. He catches it and bounces it a few times on the bear fur rug that is in front of the couch.
(Love that!)
He makes like he's going to shoot the ball at an imaginary basket but suddenly he's tackled onto the couch! The attacker is Dean's friend Kurt!

Got you! I'm the sunglasses monster! Arg arg arrg rrroar! Gimme that ball!

Kurt starts to tickle Dean which causes him to drop the ball and squirm around like a little girl because apparently Dean is super ticklish - and apparently Kurt is well aware of that already. Kurt's sunglasses go flying off of his head as he rushes over to the ball when it bounces away. He dives on top of it but here comes Dean! Dean dives on top of Kyle and they begin rolling around both with their hands on the ball, tugging and pulling to gain control of it.

It's mine! I want that ball!

Dean pulls really hard and gets the ball from Kurt. He runs off camera with it and Kurt very ambitiously hurries after him with a smile on his face, laughing the entire time.

I'm gonna get you Dean! I'm gonna get you and beat you up just like CM Punk is gonna do this Saturday!

The camera catches up just in time to see Dean drop the basketball at his feet and his expression completely change. His eyebrows lower and a frown comes over his face. Kurt stops in his tracks and just looks at Dean.

You've crossed the line there. You don't do that. CM Punk is doing everything in his power to defile and taint my name in the eyes of the XWF viewers and you're going to make jokes about it?

Kurt starts to look upset and tries to explain himself to Dean as Dean turns to walk away with a huff.

No, wait! I didn't mean it! I was only kidding around and trying to mock the fact that CM Punk actually talks like he thinks he's going to beat you, even though in his heart he knows he will lose which is why he won't put his own title on the line. Come on Dean I know you're going to mop the floor with this douche; are you kidding me it's not even a contest. That's the whole reason your title is on the line and his isn't...because it's meant to showcase a successful defense on YOUR part. Come on man, I'm sorry for what I said.

Dean has his arms crossed and is tapping his right foot. There are several seconds of uneasy silence before somebody finally speaks...

GOTCHA! HA HA OH you should have seen the look on your face! I gotcha good!

Dean runs up and tackles Kurt, rolling around on the floor with him as the two both struggle to gain control and tickling each other. The two of them wrestle around for a few minutes, both getting very hot and sweaty. Dean's sunglasses fall off and slide away, allowing us to see his eyes as he looks directly into the camera. With his arms around Kurt in a waist lock, Dean silently lip syncs the words "This one's for you, Punky" after which he wiggles his eyebrows at the camera and there is a distinct *ding* sound as Dean winks.
(Like it!)

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