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JimCaedus · (02-08-2017)

There is no more bubble. You're either on the list or you suck at life and should retire like John Madison.

XWF Universal Champion:
Chris Chaos
Minimum Defense: Every 30 Days
30 Days Expires March 1, 2017

#1: Gabe Reno (Undisputed #1 Contender)
#2: Doctor Louis D'Ville
#3: Robbie Bourbon (Currently Ineligible)
#4: Scully (Guaranteed Return Bout)
#5: Unknown Soldier

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XWF Unified Xtreme Champion:
Ghost Tank (or not)
Minimum Defense: Every 30 Days - title is defended in EVERY match the champion has
30 Days Expires: 3/4/2017

#1: Thaddeus Duke (Undisputed #1 Contender)
#2: Micheal Graves
#3: Trax
#4: Peter Gilmour
#5: Thomas Nixon
#6: Guppy Parsh

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XWF Hart Champion:
Robbie Bourbon
Minimum Defense: Twice in 30 Days
Defenses Remaining by 3/1/17: 2

#1: Jim Caedus (Currently Ineligible)
#2: Cadryn Tiberius
#3: Talia Areano
#4: Minka Arzegotti
#5: Isabella Ravenwolf

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XWF Television Champion:
Jim Caedus
Minimum Defense: Weekly with TV title rules in effect

#1: Robert Main (Number 1 Contender by way of defeating the champ)
#2: Russell Edwards
#3: Aldo Nardozzi
#4: Nico LaVey
#5: Boomer Finnigan
#6: Justin Sayn
#7: Killjoy
#8: Reeve Gordon
#9: Drezdin
#10: Michael McBride

**02-07-2017, 11:58 AM**

Graves "I'm glad to see that I'm back on an upswing here in the XWF. Now on to continue my good fortune in Lethal Lottery."

Cadryn Tiberius · **02-07-2017, 12:43 PM**

Looks as though I was entertaining after all.

Mr. Oz · **02-07-2017, 01:12 PM**

"Why do people insist on referring me to me by my vessel's name, Brother Heyman? I am Oswald Autem Sephtis. I am Broken. I no longer wish to be called by the old moniker of which this vessel went by. When I came into my Broken condeetion, I decided to go by my real name. The name given unto me by the souls of this vessel's progenitors. As I watched from outside and in the ether, and watched over the vessel I would soon infuse my ethereal essence into, so that we would become one to create this man, nay, GOD, in the shell of a human!

I wish to be called by my name. Or, as I realize that my true name is long, mmyess, refer to me as both name and by which my condeetion is, call me Broken Oswald for short, if you so desire."

**Vincent Lane** · (02-07-2017)

Shut up, Ghost Tank.

JimCaedus · (02-08-2017)

Shut up, Ghost Tank.

Scully · **02-08-2017, 01:48 AM**

"Paul, yes I'm going to call you Paul this time instead of mocking you with the female version of your name. Why? Because I want to know something and I'm going to ask you this; Am I not eligible for a rematch for the XWF Xtreme Championship? I want MY title back, I fucked up and I shouldn't have lost the title in such a pathetic way especially to a pathetic excuse of a human being, if you can even call Ghost Wank that!"

Mr. Oz · **02-08-2017, 02:03 AM**

(02-08-2017, 01:48 AM)Scully Said: "Paul, yes I'm going to call you Paul this time instead of mocking you with the female version of your name. Why? Because I want to know something and I'm going to ask you this; Am I not eligible for a rematch for the XWF Xtreme Championship? I want MY title back, I fucked up and I shouldn't have lost the title in such a pathetic way especially to a pathetic excuse of a human being, if you can even call Ghost Wank that!"

"Brother Scully!

I knew you'd come!

It was only inevitable that you would try to be like the little rodent, like a weasel, that your soul has been so fond of inhabiting. You are trying to get a shot at my title! Ohhh-hohhh-ohhhh, Brother Scully, you lost the Championship of X-Treme in a matter that is both fair and in the shape of a square. You were pinned, one two three, and I claimed what is my right!

Brother Heyman's ranking show that you are not upon the list because others have shown they are more worthy than you! No matter that you were the previous Champion of X-Treme!

Ahhh yesss, it is sad news, though, that you cannot weasel your way into the rankings, but if you do like others have before you, you can try and pin me! However, you have already tried, haven't you? And like an insect, I squashed you, and Johnathan, the Bramble Bush, had performed a miracle of itself, and cooked you! So, you can try your hand once more, Brother Scully, but the result will be the same!"

Scully · **02-08-2017, 04:26 AM**

(02-08-2017, 02:03 AM)Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis Said:
(02-08-2017, 01:48 AM)Scully Said: "Paul, yes I'm going to call you Paul this time instead of mocking you with the female version of your name. Why? Because I want to know something and I'm going to ask you this; Am I not eligible for a rematch for the XWF Xtreme Championship? I want MY title back, I fucked up and I shouldn't have lost the title in such a pathetic way especially to a pathetic excuse of a human being, if you can even call Ghost Wank that!"

"Brother Scully!

I knew you'd come!

It was only inevitable that you would try to be like the little rodent, like a weasel, that your soul has been so fond of inhabiting. You are trying to get a shot at my title! Ohhh-hohhh-ohhhh, Brother Scully, you lost the Championship of X-Treme in a matter that is both fair and in the shape of a square. You were pinned, one two three, and I claimed what is my right!

Brother Heyman's ranking show that you are not upon the list because others have shown they are more worthy than you! No matter that you were the previous Champion of X-Treme!

Ahhh yesss, it is sad news, though, that you cannot weasel your way into the rankings, but if you do like others have before you, you can try and pin me! However, you have already tried, haven't you? And like an insect, I squashed you, and Johnathan, the Bramble Bush, had performed a miracle of itself, and cooked you! So, you can try your hand once more, Brother Scully, but the result will be the same!"

"Was I talking to you SISTER? The question I asked was for Paul, not for a vagina like you! If you wasn’t annoying before, well you definitely are now! As for the rankings, I can get myself back in them if that's what it takes considering you are too much of a chicken shit to defend it against me. Dejavu with my Universal Championship run although I never really got challenged outside of the auction. If you actually think you can beat me one on one, then prove it... SISTER!"

**02-08-2017, 05:06 AM**

(02-08-2017, 01:48 AM)Scully Said: "Paul, yes I'm going to call you Paul this time instead of mocking you with the female version of your name. Why? Because I want to know something and I'm going to ask you this; Am I not eligible for a rematch for the XWF Xtreme Championship? I want MY title back, I fucked up and I shouldn't have lost the title in such a pathetic way especially to a pathetic excuse of a human being, if you can even call Ghost Wank that!"

Being listed as a contender to the Universal title, you're technically in contention for any title. So to answer your question, yes, you're eligible.

Mr. Oz · **02-08-2017, 05:07 AM**

(02-08-2017, 04:26 AM)Scully Said: "Was I talking to you SISTER? The question I asked was for Paul, not for a vagina like you! If you wasn’t annoying before, well you definitely are now! As for the rankings, I can get myself back in them if that's what it takes considering you are too much of a chicken shit to defend it against me. Dejavu with my Universal Championship run although I never really got opened challenge. If you actually think you can beat me one on one, then prove it... SISTER!"

"Brother Scully, are you back to your mentally handicapped state once more? Do you not remember what genders are? Do you not know what a man or a woman looks like? Because this vessel is a male. So I know not why you wish to constantly call me Sister and say I have a woman's sexual organ. As for me to face you, maybe some day, but for right now, Brother Scully, I have told Crucifix that I would be his opponent for the next available Battle of Wednesday! Which, as you know, would be on the line even then.

Rejoice, Brother Scully! You may one day have your rematch, after the other competitors upon Brother Heyman's list have gone through the ranks!

For now, consider yourself OBSOLETE!"

Scully · **02-09-2017, 02:18 AM**

(02-08-2017, 05:07 AM)Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis Said: "Brother Scully, are you back to your mentally handicapped state once more? Do you not remember what genders are? Do you not know what a man or a woman looks like? Because this vessel is a male. So I know not why you wish to constantly call me Sister and say I have a woman's sexual organ. As for me to face you, maybe some day, but for right now, Brother Scully, I have told Crucifix that I would be his opponent for the next available Battle of Wednesday! Which, as you know, would be on the line even then.

Rejoice, Brother Scully! You may one day have your rematch, after the other competitors upon Brother Heyman's list have gone through the ranks!

For now, consider yourself OBSOLETE!"

"Sister, are you stupid? Yes! <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> ? Yes! Are you so special that you didn't listen to a word that Paul said? He said and I quote.....

Being listed as a contender to the Universal title, you're technically in contention for any title. So to answer your question, yes, you're eligible.

Firstly, thank you for clarifying that Paul, yes I actually said thank you.

He said yes Scully, that means you will face me GT. You will face me for the Xtreme Championship at some point, if you still have it. You are a vagina, you own a vagina and you smell like fishy fuckin' chlamydia infected, vagina!
Next excuse?!"

**02-16-2017, 06:47 PM**

Just move me up one. Why wait for what we all know will happen anyway... don't worry partner. We will get tag belts to accentuate your chaotic gold needs.

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