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Hero Xtreme 7.9 · **02-03-2017, 09:19 PM**

The scene opens to NOCMM stomping on a black perso- I mean a dirty monkey's head. It is crushed and the nigge- I mean chimp dies. It's hard to narrate this sorry. Anyway, he turns on the promo he was watching in his last promo. He watches a minute of it before he realizes he already saw this part after Warfare two days ago. NOCMM shakes his invisible head at Trax padding out his promo with old content. He'd never do that because he actually respects his audience, some of them are veterans.

The promo continues, Trax is whining about a random draw like only a monkey would. Does he not understand the concept of randomness? What a rookie. His monkey wife looks worried because she probably just now fiigured out she married a

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After that Trax calls his tag team partner. He gets his answering machine or a cell phone's automated message then he reacts to that the same way monkeys react to everything. By getting triggered. I guess his daddy never answered the phone and it was traumatic, if he had a dad that is. Then "Triggered" appears on the screen, but it comes in after the scene is over as the title for the next scene. If Trax had an ounce of self-awareness that would have been the title of the previous scene.

Then NOCMM falls asleep because Trax is talking about some random rookie

no one gives a fuck about. After that ordeal is over NOCMM wakes to something relevant out of this monkey's mouth.

Quote:Hero Xtreme and his advocate are apparently displeased with my use of the word "Triggered" cutting four shitty half assed promos already exclaiming so and I'm sure plenty more are to follow. Listen man, I respect our war veterans and the people who have served our country, Paul Hunter my best friend?

NOCMM: Let's get one thing straight, monkey. Hero Xtreme doesn't give the slightest fuck about anything rookies do. They are worthless pieces of shit that haven't done anything to earn his attention. My client only thinks about main eventers, so no my client isn't 'displeased' about anything considering you, you stupid fuck.

NOCMM rolls his invisible eyes at Trax's justification.

NOCMM: "I have a friend who was a veteran, so I'm free to shit on every veteran's legacy." That's like saying you can rape every woman on the planet because some monkey consented once. You don't respect them, that's why you appropriated their disorder and misdiagnosed plenty of people with it. Not just Unknown Rookie.

Trax goes on to explain why he thought Soldier was triggered, no one gives a fuck since Trax isn't a doctor so his medical opinion is as fucking worthless as a monkey. Just more worthless talk to pad out his promo even more. Then he starts making up conspiracy theories about a career he knows nothing about and admits as much. The monkey Alex Jones everyone.

Quote: I don't care what accolades or wins you have in other companies because you've been here longer then me and HERE you've done nothing, nadda, zilch, no major title wins, no major wins period, nothing. Hero I suggest you find yourself another manager because things clearly aren't working out, your career here is in the exact same place it was when you started no doubt, rock bottom going absolutely nowhere.

NOCMM: Your suggestions fall on deaf ears. My client only watches promos that main eventers make, and you're a cheap monkey who'd never pony up the 10,000 xbux it takes for someone like you to be a main eventer. You can talk about my client's "lack of" success all you want, but the fact of the matter is Hero Xtreme 7.9 decides when he wins and decides when he losses. He chose to build new stars in his last run. He had three title shots, but management chose not to honor them, and due to a curse he is unable to perform in singles matches that take place in between ring ropes now. His losses have nothing to do with me or his in-ring prowess and have everything to do with his desire to make the XWF a roster of main eventers.

NOCMM scoffs a bit at Trax's arrogant ignorance.

NOCMM: There is nowhere for my client to go. He is the gatekeeper of the main event scene, that's the role he chose. He's where he wants to be in life, unlike you who lives a life of whining about a random draw and losing because people are better than you. You're name should be Mr. F'N Too Stupid To Close His Monkey Eyes When Someone Has Powder because that's all you've done lately.

Quote:Well Hero this remark IS aimed at you, fuck your apology you triggered little bitch, I'm going to kick your ass so bad after this match YOU are going to suffer from PTSD motherfucker..

NOCMM: My name is NOCMM,

. Hero never asked you to do the right thing because he doesn't know about things that rookie

do. He doesn't have time to talk to rookies. You're so fucking clueless. My client isn't invisible. Are you trying to tell me that you don't know an invisible person from a visible person? We couldn't look more unalike,

. Let me guess, you're still blind from the time you forgot that getting powder in your eyes hurts. That's all you have Trax, excuses. Well guess what monkey boy, more monkeys are going to die. You better pray to Hero Xtreme 7.9 and beg him to spare your monkey wife, because if I find her she'll die like any other piece of shit monkey. I can't wait to choke Jackie to death. I'd rape her but I don't fuck monkeys.

NOCMM shuts off Trax's promo because the rest doesn't matter. More time wasted was less time allowed to kill monkeys. The scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Threaded Mode \| Linear Mode Trax is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> rookie monkey Part 2: Pretending my client even knows who he is
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