>> Part 1: With the Family

We open up at a unknown location. By the looks of it, we are in a wooded area. The humidity in the air makes it bearable at best. Our camera zooms into a cleared area in the forest. We see some of the members of the "family" working on a small building outside.

The camera continues to wonder around until we find a larger building. The camera enters into the building and we find a baron empty shack of a place. Sounds of pleasurable moaning can be heard from one room. The smell of marijuana fills the air.

The camera enters into another room and we find April playing with a orange tabby cat. To the right, we see John Austin in his rocking chair, rocking back and forth.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
You want to hear something real spooky? hahaha...(evil laugh) Two guys came walking into the families mind. They tried to tell them that they are the greatest that walked on earth. What they failed to realize is that only one man can walk on this earth and can be called the greatest.

April rolls the silver sparkle ball past the cat and the cat chases after it. April laughs and follows the cat out of the room.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
But parents, you need to stop lying to your children and saying "monsters ain't real" because they are. They are as real as the world we live on. The monsters are the ones I am facing. They are the poison I speak of, they are the poison I am getting rid of to cleanse this world.

John sits up from his chair and looks out the window towards the wooded area. He pulls out a pack of Marlboro. He pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
If you all done your homework, you know that in the Gospel of Austin, chapter two, verse eight. It states that "in order to achieve pure total happiness, you need to walk upright in the arms of the family" ...If you want to achieve happiness Luca and Punk come join the family, you will be complete hahahahaha...(evil laugh)

He takes a few drags of the cigarette and puts it out on his hand. April walks back in holding the cat, she sits down in the chair and the cat lays in her lap, purring.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
The revolution is coming and it's not to late. The arches are being built, my throne is starting to ascend. I know you guys are watching. Stick your hands out to the screen and praise me. Praise the man who will save your souls and help you walk upright. I have those who say "that John Austin...he's a blasphemer.. a brain washer" and they are right, I am a brain washer ... I wash your brains from the poison and bs that destroys your minds day in and day out.

John walks over towards April and kisses her on the head. He walks out the room and heads out of the house. He walks over towards a giant rock and stands atop.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
COME MY CHILDREN...COME LISTEN TO A STORY!

The family members come over and sit Indian style around the rock.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Today's story my children is about your leader teaching the world of the gospel of Austin. Now I am going to talk to you about two men who poison this world named CM Punk and Luca Arzegotti.

The family can be heard booing.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Don't worry, it's a good story. These three men have walked around pretending to be something they are not and you all know that is something I don't stand for. See when you walk around the dirt and muck and spew the rhetoric, I have to save you. I have to save you soul before the revolution takes place because once it takes place, it will be hell on earth.

Short Pause.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
This hell I speak of, is something that you don't want to be apart of. Your soul will burn when it takes place. YOUR SOUL WILL BE FOR THE TAKING! They say "this John Austin is a Charles Manson wannabe, he's like that Jim Jones" I am not like Manson or Jones, I don't kill, I only spread my gospel and my love hahahaha ...(evil laugh)

The family throws their hands up in praise.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Yes my children, reach out... reach out and praise me. I am the man who will lead you into the kingdom, your protector, your savior and Punk and Luca, your time is coming. Don't be scared to walk up right in the glory of Austin. I am the only one to save your souls.

The family starts to chant "AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN"

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
..(sings loudly)..GLORRRRRRY GLORYYYY HALLELUJAH! .....GLORRRRRRY GLORYYYY HALLELUJAH!!!!!!! hahaha ...(evil laugh)

We see Austin throws his arms out to the side and bow his head down as the family starts chanting "AUSTIN AUSTIN" while their hands are up in praise. Our scene fades out.

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>> Part 2: Sitdown Interview w/ XWF Reporter

We open up in the XWF studios. John walks in with April. April has her orange tabby cat in her arms. The female reporter greets John and starts to talk to him about what they have set up. The three walk over to the main set which consists of two chairs with a dark background. John gets mic'd up and sets down in the chair. April stands behind holding her cat. The female reporter sits in the other chair and gets the cue they the camera is rolling.

XWF Reporter >>
Hello everyone, I am here with a exclusive sitdown interview with John Austin. Austin..... Welcome.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
It's a beautiful day.

XWF Reporter >>
Now John, you have a match tomorrow on Madness against Punk and Luca. I want to know your thoughts on your opponents.

April whispers into the ear of Austin's. Austin nods his head in agreement.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
They are lost souls my dear. They don't get it. They don't get the gospel, the good message I spread to all these lost souls.

XWF Reporter >>
What is with this change John. You were this young brash rookie and now, it's like you have turned into Charles Manson.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Don't you worry. What separates me from Manson is that when I set out on a goal, I get my job done.

XWF Reporter >>
Do you have any game-plan going into this match?

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
To rid this company of the f**king scum and filth that poisons your minds. These men stand for what is wrong in this company and I am only doing my part in the gospel of Austin.

The reporter shakes her head.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
What are you going to do when we decided its time to walk upright. The revolution is coming and it's going to turn this company upside down. There is nothing XWF or these two men can do to save their souls.

April comes over and slaps the reporter across the face. Security comes in and grabs at April but the security gets attacked from behind three members of the family. One is wearing a wolf mask and the other two guys can be seen wearing white shirts and having scruffy beards. John looks up at the camera with the family behind him.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
..Stick your hands out to the screen and praise me...PRAISE BE THY GLORY OF AUSTIN!!! ...(sings)...Timeeeeeeee.... is on my side.... yes it is!

John walks off set with the family, as we see the reporter motioning for the camera to cut.

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