Lounging on his custom, plush, red, leather couch Chris Legend is interupted by a sudden knock on the doors of his private VIP dressing room.



Mike Mayhem is standing right next to the doors,arms folded across his black " Live or Die I Cause Mayhem" Tshir..



Mayhem opens the door

The 5'7 170lb reporter on the opposite side of the door, shakes in utter fear as Mayhem snarles down his neck.



Theres a pause as Mayhem burns a hole into the reporters eyes with his look of death.....

Reporter:
"My name is John Braxton, and im from WKCC Tv 6 Kansas City........ I was..............................."

Before the reporter could getthe rest of his sentence out, he's cut short, by a loud snarl from Mayhem. The reporter jumps in fear....

Mayhem:
"Did I say speak?

"You don't move unless I say move, you dont blink unless i say.... Hell you dont even breathe unless you get word from me....!! "

Reporter:
" Sorry, I......................."

Before the reporter could finish he is cut off yet again by Mike Mayhem.....

Mayhem:
"You dont listen very well do you! "
"I'm starting to think you have a death wish!! "
"Im going to shut the door and lets see if you can be a good little reporter and follow direction...."

Mayhem shuts the door in the reporters face, waits a while then yells.....

Mayhem:
"Knock!

Just then a series of abrupt knocks pound the doors frame....

Mayhem:
"Speak.........."

Reporter:
"John Braxton here to interview Mr. Legend for the Forbes....."

Mayhem looks over at Legend.....

Legend:
"Will you please tell Braxton that i wont be onducting interviews until Tommorrow.....
"Please thank him for coming, and give him this autographed t shirt for me......"

Legend throws Mayhem the I'm a Legends Legend" Tshirt.....

Mayhem:
"Leave, beforeI really get mad!! "

Mayhem throws the tshirts at the reporters head and slams the door............

Legend stands to his feet, and begins to talk to Mayhem.....

Legend:
"I asked for a legitiment match on Warfare, not to be cast in a circus......."
" These two nobodys are literally a slap in the face of my father, who bleed for this company, as well as Myself....."
"This is a joke!! "

Mayhem:
"Look, at it this way.....This is your debut match in the XwF.... This is your chance to show Davids exactly what he's signing up for......

Legend:
"Oh, I have other plans for Davids.....
"Now, its time to take care of Ren & Stimpy........
"Why don't you handle this one,Mayhem...........................
"I have bigger fish to fry, and more money to make, No time to address the Powerpuff girls...

Mayhem slaps his face, snarls, and races out of the dressing room......

TO BE CONTINUED