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Ted and Dave · (03-29-2016)

The camera appears to walk on its own through a door and is faced up by the extremely happy and stoned looking Ted and Dave who are stood opened armed in a welcoming manner.

Ted: "Wow... I'm glad you came bitches and welcome to the formation of The Union party.

Dave: "Our guests of honour should be here shortly but for now why not enjoy some intermittent drug is and hookers.

Dave points to something out of view, the camera pans around to show a couple of not so savoury looking ladies of the night. Imagine Peter Gilmour's mum crossed with Ophellia McVeigh.... Nice!

The camera pans back around to Ted and Dave who are taking a hit from a bong before turning a complete 360 degrees looking around the room, an empty room! What a shit party!

Dave: "I know what your thinking... Everyone else will be here soon, they no to get here before Chris, Scully and Tush do.

The camera appears to nod at the stoners.

A couple of beeps can be heard and Ted pulls his a stupidly large phone out of his pocket and gives the screen a swipe before holding it up in the air.

Ted: "Selfie bitch!"

Dave jumps into action and into shot as you hear the click of the camera's phone takes the picture.

Dave: "Fuck me, were the most photogenic bitches in this place."

The pair fist bump then Ted puts his phone back into his pocket and reaches for his bong.

Dave: "Hey didn't you get a message?"

Ted looks a little perplexed.

Ted: "What!"

Dave: "A message, on your phone."

Ted reaches in his pocket and pulls out his phone with a confused look on his face he swipes on the screen again.

Ted: "Oh yeah, weird I didn't hear that go off. Oh it's from the X-Tremly Wanking Ferociously... That's what I have the XWF HQ saved as.

Ted and Dave laugh aloud for a stupid amount of time as the camera moves from side to side as if it's shaking its head at the dumbassery of the duo.

Ted reads the message and gulps.

Dave: "What is it bro... We haven't lost our dealer again have we?."

Ted looks as white as a sheet just like he had seen a ghost or worse.

Ted: "A threesome, live at Shove It Mania, You, me and some broad called Silver!

Dave: "What let me read the message?"

Dave grabs the phone from Ted and scrolls the message.

Dave: "You dumbass it's not a threesome as in the freaky time, it's a wrestling match, you and me vs Kristen Silver although that is a porn star name if I have ever heard one"

Ted: "Oh phew, I was getting worried the world was going to be ruined by the size of your monster cock."

Ted looks towards the camera.

Ted: "Honestly, you'll go blind just looking at it."

Dave: "It's true, YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN"

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To be Continued...

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