Dean Moxley McGovern
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06-02-2013, 11:57 AM
Various news and media outlets have been reporting a number of stories about Dean Moxley McGovern. Take that and mix in the random prank reports that people have been posting online and you've got quite a convoluted concoction.
We've looked into all of the reports; all the way from "alien abduction" to "an evil clone that goes around molesting little boys and girls at night so Dean can take the blame by day."
After doing some research and looking into several matters, XWF journalists have narrowed it down to three likely scenarios. These are the stories that seem to not only be going around the most, but also have the largest amount of evidence to back up their likelihood.
- Dean has been released but the status of the charges remains unclear. He has gone into hiding, possibly at the Galápagos Islands, and has offered to pay for his "real friends" to run away with him. He supposedly has activated a website where his closest online friends - mostly teenage boys and girls - can confirm plans with him and set it up for him to pay their way to meet him.
- Dean remains in custody and has yet to have a bond hearing due to various complications, including suffering injuries from guards and police. He has been locked in a holding cell with several men who enjoy punishing child molesters and anytime the beatings get so bad that the guards have to intervene, they too lay a beating on Dean before they leave the cell.
- Dean has been raped, murdered, dismembered, and completely dispersed. His body parts have been shipped out to the various teenagers who have been the most outspoken about backing Dean up. Whoever cut Dean's body up thought it would be a nice gesture to send his most loyal kid followers a piece of Dean to remember him by. These packages are expected to arrive at peoples homes in the next 3 to 5 days, so keep an eye out!
But which one is true, if any?
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> The Dangerous Alliance
> The millions and millions of kids around the world
Top 3 XWF Infections
> The Raycer, via DDT into flaming bag of shit
> Zayne Vyper, via suplex thru flaming table w/ flaming shit on it
> Axle VanHalen, via DDT into flaming bag of shit followed by suplex thru flaming table followed by decapitation
(none of them have been seen since!)
Sights Set On
> Making fun of Darren Dangerous after taking his own stable from him in less than a week! w00t w00t!
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