Frodo and Ghost Tank continue their fuckery of the city!

They took some time to eat their pizzas in peace, as Ghost Tank took out his phone, and showed a picture of Frodo Shoryuken'ing the man at the bar.

"Fucking hilarious."

"Nigga shouldn't have been so fuckin' . I know how to take care of myself. Fuckin' SJWs man."

"The fuck is an SJW?"

"Social Justice Warrior. Motherfuckers who take white knighting to the realms of fucking insane."

"I... see?"

"In a way, you used to be kind of be one. You've fucked that side into a ditch."

Frodo and Ghost Tank decided to walk around the street, only that when they crossed the street, the two of them saw a Mastiff looking at them, growling low, as if to establish that they were in his domain.

"You see that shit, Tanksy?"

"That dog? What about it, man?"

"It looked at us weird."

"Well, yeah man. It's a dog. Probably got something from the trash and thought you were coming after its treasure or some shit, I don't fucking know. Dogs suck. Man's Best Friend, my ass."

"Oh, no, it wasn't giving us the 'Fuck you' eyes. Mmm mmm mmm... No, Tanky baby, I think it was giving us, no, correction, me, the 'Fuck me' eyes."

"How the fuck does a dog give you 'fuck me' eyes. It's an animal."

"I've fucked enough dogs, Tanksy, I know a bitch when I see one. Even if it is a dude."

"Well, it kind of looks like it got away from its owner."

Around the Mastiff is a spiked collar, studded leash, and hanging from the collar is a white spiked looking dog tag hanging from it.

"Yeah, the more I look at it Frojo, The more I see that this dog is someone's pet. We should just return it."

"Nope. I'mma rape it."

"Don't you fuckin' do it! We were having a good time, dammit!"

"I'mma do it."

"NO, GODDAMMIT FRODO! You cannot rape that fucking mutt!"

"Fuck you, I'mma rape it, make it my bitch, and then put that bitch on a corner so he makes me some goddamn money!"

With this, Frodo bumrushed the dog, literally. He rushed for the Mastiff's ass. Ghost Tank followed his friend, knowing that there was going to be some shit going down.

Within a minute, the dog had some light skinned Mastiff on two legs grabbing around his body, and with a yipe, a howl, a growl and a whine, the dog had the light skinned mastiff's cock in his ass. There was no sniffing first, no "Hey, how are you? What are you? Male or female?" Nope, just straight dick in ass.

Ghost Tank slapped himself in the face and groaned as fingers dragged down across his face as he let out a sigh of exasperation as the dog tried to bite at Frodo, while the Midget GM showed the Mastiff who was dominant.

As predicted, someone called the cops about a dogfucker on the loose with someone guarding him. Someone very big. This caused several cops to go to the scene and in front of three cop cars is Ghost Tank, head lowered, nape length black hair hanging loose covering his face. If Frodo had not decided to fuck the animal, the badassery of the massive man, preparing to face off with six armed officers of the law, would go untouched and many would look upon this scene like "Whoa. That's fucking awesome." The three cop cars cameras viewed Ghost Tank who stayed still, his right hand clasped around his left wrist with hands just above his pelvis.

Ghost Tank raised his head, only to tilt his head at a maddeningly slow pace, as he looked straight ahead at two officers, grinning wide, eyes widened and he looked like the crazed Monster of old, without the green hair and the different colored contacts as well as the black dentures that could fit over his regullar teeth.

"STEP AWAY FROM THE DOG! AND YOU! BACK UP! BACK UP!"

"Oh, but officers, my friend just wanted to show this bitch who's the boss. They got into a simple argument, y'see. My friend thought Alyssa Milano's character was the boss and the dog over here didn't agree. So, well, you know dogs, right? The males hump the others to show dominance. My friend is just showing this dog the proper due diligence. Conquer it in terms that only a dog could understand."

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? BACK UP, SIR!"

Ghost Tank began to walk forward slowly

"THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, SIR! WE WILL TAZE YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY!"

"Then I guess you need to do only one thing, officers."

The four men and two women began to exchange glances and soon the officers pulled their tasers, and soon they'd fire with pinpoint accuracy, hitting him in the chest, one hitting in his jaw and throat, though. Six tazers, and Ghost Tank stood there with the same grin on his face only to rush to the left-most squad car, slamming his right knee into the jaw of one officer on his way to vault over the roof of the car. Once clearing it, he swung his legs over and wrapped his legs around the male's head, performing a hurricanrana piledriver, knocking two officers right the fuck out in one fluid movement. The other officers were too scared and surprised, and Ghost Tank leaped over the squad car's trunk and rushed to the middle car, slamming his left knee into this man's gut, spun around him, wrapped his arms and hands around his waist, then bringing the man to Suplex City, as he performed a powerful German suplex. His partner fumbled to get his gun out as Ghost Tank performed a kip up and jumped up onto the hood and just as he'd gotten his gun out of the holster, GT had grabbed the collar of his uniform, slamming a massive fist into his gut only to put him into a bent over position, head between Tank's thighs. He then yanked him up by his grip on his waist, flipping the man onto his shoulders and with all his strength he slammed the officer down into the roof, crushing it and collapsing it down onto the seats.

"JESUS CHRIST! PAUL!"

"OH FUCK!"

The cops were in a mix of rage and fear. In less than seven minutes Ghost Tank had taken out four police officers, and the last two had actually wetting themselves. They'd been trained for a lot of things, but to experience this kind of shit they were in, it was something they'd never seen before. Ghost Tank picked up the officer through the roof and then launched his battered, but not dead, and broken body into the female officer. This caused her head to smack hard into her squad car, leaving one man standing. Ghost Tank would leap down off the car roof and began to walk calmly and smoothly towards him. The officer would lose his bearings, but out of all them, he was quickest to draw, and whipped his pistol out, cocked it, and performed his first non-lethal shot, which would cut through Ghost Tank's right thigh. Ghost Tank would grin wide once more before speaking

"You know you just fucked up, right?"

The Officer growled and watched him closely, while Frodo had finished fucking the dog, the asshole of which was now wide open and leaking jizz as it ran away and heading home, or at least looking for its owner.

"LOOK MAN, I WILL PERFORM A LETHAL SHOT! I DON'T WANT YOUR DEATH ON MY CONSCIOUS, MAN! JUST STOP!"

Ghost Tank laughed out loud, only for Ghost Tank to walk closer,

"What's your name, boy?"

"What?!"

"What. Is. Your. Name."

"Dave!"

"How serendipitous."

He was just about to rush Dave the Cop, who aimed for Tank's chest,

"I'LL SHOOT, MAN! I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND!"

"I can't le-"

In rushed Frodo performed a flying headbutt to Dave's ass, which slammed him into the side of the car, and made Dave grunt in pain, then turn to face Frodo who then chuckled, and said as deadpan as possible,

"I can't let you do that, Dave."

Then proceeded to Shoryuken the officer, causing him to get knocked out. Frodo stood over the now unconscious Dave and Ghost Tank walked over to them,

"You motherfucking dog raping cunt! I was going to say that! Cocksucker!"

"You were going to fucking walk like a fucking steroidal mummy, moving slow and shit before you got to him! I did you a fuckin' favor!"

"FUCK YOU! I stopped them from trying to take your ass down! I deserved a fucking gold medal in asskicking for what I did and you decided to take this moment from me!"

"Fine, how about you and Sarah get to fuck?"

"Dude, even if you let me fuck Sarah while she fucked Alysia, and Katie decided to lick and suck my balls while I'm fucking Sarah, you still wouldn't quell my rage at you right now."

Ghost Tank looked at his handiwork. It made him chuckle.

"I still got it, man."

"No shit, Tanky baby. No clue why you stopped fuckin' with XWF."

Ghost Tank pulled out his cellphone, calling a Chinese place first, ordering several large orders of different items. He then called an Italian place, ordering different pasta menu items. He then called two different places for pizza. Pizza Hut for large stuffed crust pizzas and another local restaurant and ordered several deep dishes with extra cheese. One with tomato chunks in the sauce, the other two being purely sauce, cheese, with toppings of sausage, canadian bacon, bacon, and roast beef. Each place paid an extra two hundred ordered on top their bills, if the people would drive the food to his home.

"Let's go home, man. I'm fuckin' hungry after I destroyed these officers."

Frodo nodded, and they would walk to GT's car and they'd drive through the city, making their way to Tank's home to smash a shit ton of food.

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