"So in recent weeks, I have let Gilmour know I want the XWF Hart Championship. I have to wait and my patience is wearing thin. I have been challenged to a street fight by the power freak, Tyrone Jackson. I accepted his challenge and guess what that vagina did? Nothing! The challenge he made was a few days ago now and he hasn't come back to me. Who the fuck does that? Makes a challenge and then fucks off?!
What I ask? I ask for someone to show me some cojones, not literally Frodo.
Someone fucking step up and fight me. Yeah you heard me and it better be someone worth my time so yeah... No time wasters, John Black that's you, I want a challenge! I don't think it's alot too ask.
Kind regards."

Hey there, Scully. My dance card seems to be full for the next two weeks but if you are still itching for a fight after the 23rd and are looking to add a little more gold to your soon to be growing collection, I have one hell of an idea. Why don't you and I team up and go after the tag team titles? What can I say, there aren't many people in this company that impress me but you... you do. Think it over...

"Please do.

Challenge for the tag titles at least.

My clients could use a laugh."

(03-12-2016, 06:06 PM)Zane Kingsley III Said: "Please do.

Challenge for the tag titles at least.

My clients could use a laugh."

Didja get those tattoos when you were running a the Tilt-a-Whirl or the dunk tank at the carnival?

40 squirrels start dancing.

(03-12-2016, 06:02 PM)Cole Adams Said: Hey there, Scully. My dance card seems to be full for the next two weeks but if you are still itching for a fight after the 23rd and are looking to add a little more gold to your soon to be growing collection, I have one hell of an idea. Why don't you and I team up and go after the tag team titles? What can I say, there aren't many people in this company that impress me but you... you do. Think it over...

"Hey Cole, first off all as a man I would like to apologise for taking so long to reply. I've thought about your offer and although I'm tempted, I have other plans. Apologies. I appreciate your compliments and all, but I already accepted someone else's offer. I think you should definitely do some scouting though and find a decent partner to knock those hashtag bumboys off the tag-team mountain."

(03-14-2016, 01:13 AM)Austin Fernando Said:

(03-12-2016, 06:06 PM)Zane Kingsley III Said: "Please do.

Challenge for the tag titles at least.

My clients could use a laugh."

"Good one, Zane. We can face Scully and the guy whose impressed by Scully.

Wait, what?

Should I repeat that shit, because I'm already seeing something wrong here.

L.

O.

L.

Sick of these fuccbois thinking they stand a chance. Whatever, you fill out the paperwork or whatever and we'll make an appearance on Warfare, fuck these scrubs up as per usual."

"I said hashtag bumboys, that's you and your turd burglar boyfriend, Luca. Yes, you beat me in your XWF Xtreme Championship defence and the most embarrassing thing about that? Is that I allowed Gok Wan to defeat me. You beat me and I ain't making excuses, why? Cuz I lost fair and square. Although at first, it was a tough pill to swallow but I got over it, I don't live in regret, I live for the future and sometime soon, you're going to be kicked off ya little pedalstall. I bet if you challenged Vinnie Lane, which you won't cuz you know you'll get killed, you will lose. I was close to beating you before whether you like it or not and next time, I might just get the job done."

"There's no tears here, I wouldn't waste tears and cry over a little bitch! No way.
Here's a little message for you and ya hashtag bumboy, Luca, you will get a challenge for the XWF Tag-Team Championships pretty soon, just you wait and see!"

"Woah... Before you leave and go to the gay bar, I have a question for you, maybe two. Are we referring to you as Luca number two now? Are you that gay that you have to use the same name as your boyfriend?"

(03-16-2016, 06:09 AM)Scully Said: "Woah... Before you leave and go to the gay bar, I have a question for you, maybe two. Are we referring to you as Luca number two now? Are you that gay that you have to use the same name as your boyfriend?"

Isn't your best friend gay you fucking idiot?

And that doesn't stop you from going to the same tired, juvenile, emotionally insecure well that every one else goes to?

Wow, you're a shit friend.

Oh and you're also a .

Can someone save this from himself cuz I'm gonna knock his ass back to mental . Yo Dane Electra! Be this shithead's hero again!

Hey Pest!

Yeah I'm calling you over here you fucking diddler.

Shoot Scully with your fuckin' crossbow again so he has an excuse when Austin and I fuck him (figuratively and literally because remember guys, I am #KingFaggot).

Also Scully's an insecure and a terrible friend to his openly gay best friend.

"Oh look at you two trying to spit roast me, how fuckin' cute?! Nice try but the lame shit spewing out of your mouths doesn't faze me.
Yeah my best friend, Alfie is openly gay. You see Alfie isn't in the closet like Luca number two over here, he is man enough to admit he is gay!"

>says we're spitting "lame" shit
>using the same tired homphobic responses to insult two guys who've never shown any sexual attraction to each other
>fails to see the irony
>insults people for being gay
>has gay best friend
>doesn't see the problem

L-M-A-O keep it up fuccboi.

Only Alfie has the key to let him out I presume.