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Chris MacBeth · (03-02-2016)

It's just a few days from XWF Shove It and Ted and Dave are stood on the Las Vegas Strip waiting for Chris to meet them before the my go off to get something to eat, There is a small crowd of people stood around them taking photos of the bouncing fountains outside the Bellagio hotel.

The two stoners are wearing matching t-shirts with Brits on Tour plastered on the front and back, something they know will annoy Chris, embarrassing is what he will say to them when he has finally finished his interview with some random wrestling website that he is currently involved in back at the hotel.

Ted has got a big colourful plastic yard glass of some sort of cocktail in his hand and Dave with a more modest bottle of Corona and a joint in his mouth. One of the orange t-shirt brigade walk past them and stretches out a hand towards Ted and passes him a little laminated card with a picture of a semi-naked woman on. Ted looks the card for a few moment before holding it up to Dave with a big smile on is face.

Dave: "Mate, do you really think if you phone that number it will be "that" girl who turns up"

Ted looks a little disappointed.

Ted: "Maybe, you never know."

Dave shakes his head, reaches out and grabs the card out of Ted's hand, crumples it up and throws it in a nearby litter bin.

Dave: "Trust me bud, you'll ring that number and a hairy, wrinkled middle aged disease ridden tramp will turn up with her midget pimp in his tiny little purple pimp suit. Then you will be like, uh this isn't like the picture and will refuse to pay, then he will get his heavies to come and beat the crap out of you... It's just how it works man."

Dave passes Ted the joint who takes a big drag and turns back to face the fountains.

Ted: "Amazing aren't they, the fountains. There beautiful."

Dave turns his head towards Ted with a concerned look on his face.

Dave: "You better not be trying to get romantic with me you weird cunt".

Ted begins to act a little defensive.

Ted: "Wait, what. No I was just sayi..."
Beep...beep...beep

Ted: "Is that your phone?"

Dave: "No, that was your phone you tard."

Ted fumbles in his pocket and pulls out his phone.

Ted: Oh yeah, I felt it vibrate but I thought it was a fart."

Dave shakes his head as Ted opens up the message on his phone.

Ted: "Oh it's from Chris, it's the link to his interview with wrestle-zone. Well a clip from it anyway."

Dave walks over and stands next to Ted and both look at his phone. Ted clicks on the link.

Chris Macbeth appears on the screen sat opposite some reporter who it seems has just asked Chris if he had anything to say in response to one of his opponents Trax

So Trax it seems you do pay attention which is something I suppose, yeah you have done your homework on Chris Macbeth, either that or you haven't got anything better to do with your life than watch the very business that is short time away from throwing you back out on the street. You see your slowly losing your status as a top competitor here in the XWF to the likes of Rebel Star, Tush and myself.

Yeah a bit of veteran I maybe but I'm still a lot more fresh than your washed up ass is becoming. All I have heard from you this week was apologies.

Apologies to Big Rob.

Apologies to Lestange

And empty apologies to myself and my partner who you will be facing on Saturday Night. I really need to learn that guys name... It's similar to mine I'm sure it's...

McDonald's!

No, that's not it.

MacDougle!

No,

McVitie!

No they make biscuits.

McVeigh!

Yeah that's the kidda, Ophelia McVeigh, sounds like they could be from a Harry Potter book. Well it does to me anyway. Not that I like Harry Potter.

"Of course you like Harry Potter you've seen all the movies"

Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah apologising for taking Bux off of us. I don't see it this way... I don't see you taking anything off of us but if for some insane situation where you do take them from us, I, I will be happy for you. Maybe with the extra bux you will be able to buy yourself an extra sized cardboard box for your massive ego to live in when as I previously mentioned the XWF throws you back into the garbage can of life.

Big Rob and Lestange , enjoy your cookies and milk.

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The screen goes black again just as Ted received another message on his phone. He swipes to open the message.

Ted: It's Chris again, he wants us to meet him in the Planet Hollywood, apparently he is playing beer-pong in Blondies with a bunch of locals."

Dave: "Fuck sake, I hate video games."

Ted: "You clown, beer pong isn't a video game, your thinking of just pong."

Ted and Dave turn and begin to walk away.

Dave: "Oh, what the fuck is beer pong then"

As they walk off into the distance you can her Ted explaining the game of beer pong.

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