Caliban is sitting at a table playing patience by himself under a lamp, he doesn't look at the camera when he speaks

So Frodo we finally step in the ring, its a tag team match and for some reason the powers that be would think it was good idea to team me with a buddy of yours in D Shadow, a reflection of a horrible subculture of metal that people constantly eg me into and now I gotta stand next to this idiot across the ring from 2 buddies of his, doe anyone else smell a small man syndrome set up?

Caliban drops the cards and rubs his hands together staring at the camera

This is a warning in plenty of time to all 3 of you, if I smell a rat I will beat the livin hell out of each and everyone of you