Frodo walks into the main backstage area... Suddenly, he hear the strange singing.... What the hell is that... He turns and sees overpin the corner a Jigglypuff plush toy, which seems to be where the music's coming from!



What's worse is that Frodo suddenly can't tell which way is up, but he can hear footsteps running up behind him. It suddenly dawns on him. Some mothafucka's trying to steal his damn title! They must have some sinister plot in mind involving this horrible musical mindfuck!

Do you like my new Jigglypuff plush toy!?... It seems to work on everyone but me!

It's Kimmy-K! Frodo just sees her face as he looks over his shoulder just in time for Kimmy to leap onto Frodo's back, wrap her legs around his waist and her arms around his throat.

PIGGYBACK!

Frodo collapses to the ground, as does Kimmy, consequently!

Ouch!.... You're not very good at this.

You look tired.

She rolls Frodo onto his back. Frodo is just managing to stay awake and away as Kimmy giggles and sprinkles purple glittern into his open mouth.

Teeheehee!

Kimmy figures it could be a good opportunity to pin the champ, and hooks a leg for the cover!

All Frodo's mind and body want to do is.... Sleeeeeep.

CAN FRODO FIGHT THIS URGE AND DESTROY THAT MAGICAL JIGGLYPUFF PLUSH TOY, OR WILL KIMMY SOON BE SKIPPING AROUND THE HALLS WITH A SHINY BELT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH AND WILL THEREFORE COVER IN GLITTER?

Stay tuned to find out.

Don't go to sleep yet, people.


































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Who says, who says you're not perfect?
Who says you're not worth it?
Who says you're the only one that's hurtin'?
Trust me, that's the price of beauty
Who says you're not pretty?
Who says you're not beautiful?
Who says?