Steve Sayors appears on what resembles a small talk show set. There are two chairs behind him as he stands alone and adjusts his glasses for a few seconds before finally talking.

Sayors: Welcome everybody to the first of my "Getting to know you" interview series. The purpose of these interviews are going to be to introduce XWF roster members to "the world" as if we're meeting them for the very first time. We want to build product awareness and we want to get our wrestlers' names out there, according to this memo I just received from the Admin Network.

So, with that in mind, we're going to start with the basics and get as far as we have time for. Thanks for tuning in and I hope you enjoy getting to know... THEO PRYCE! The current KING of the XWF.

Theo walks into view and...



(OOC: Please be sure to describe your mood, some appearance/clothing and any other unique character details because Steve might talk about those things too!)

Stepping into view we see Theo Pryce dressed in his typical business attire, a navy blue suit, a navy blue suit and a white button up shirt that backgrounds a black and blue vertically stripped tie.

"Hello Steven. Good to see Shane has let you out of the Dungeon."

Steve is a little caught off guard by the comment but it's not the first time he's heard something like that so he does his best to ignore it.

Uhhhhh, thanks. It's good to have you here with us today. I was wondering if you'd give us a brief introduction to the King of XWF? Tell the viewers at home who might be tuning into XWF for the first or second time a little bit about yourself and what got you to the top. Tell us the top two or three things that stand out in your own mind as things we should know about Theo Pryce.

Steve takes his glasses off to wipe off a smudge as Theo...

"Well Stevie Boy, I own my own company, at our last Board Meeting we turned in record profits of just over 4 billion for the 2013 calendar year. While my father started the company I have taken it from the little ship that could to the global empire that it has become. It is that drive and determination that has led me becoming the King of the XWF two months into my time here."


Theo readjusts his tie at the neck so as to tighten it a little bit.


"As for some things about me that people might now know. I have a dog named Apollo, he's fantastic and probably my favorite living creature on this planet. I lost my virginity at 16 to my High School Math Teacher Mrs. Simmons. Yeah she was married. It was awesome. And lastly I think your glasses suit you perfectly."

I always hated math class.

Nobody really knows how to react to Steve's out of place comment...

Anyway, let's start talking a little about where you stand in the XWF of today. You've dealt with numerous superstars over the months but who would you say has impacted you the most from an opponent standpoint? Alternatively, who has impacted you the most from an allied standpoint? Only one name for each, please, and a couple reasons why if you don't mind.

Lastly on that front, is there one person YOU think you have impacted the most in either regard since your arrival?

"Well Steve, the opponent and the ally that has impacted me the most is actually one in the same. And that's John Madison. He and I have a relationship built on mutual beneficiality, that relationship has allowed for The Black Circle to remain at the top of the federation despite the title of King going from one legend to an up and comer such as myself. Additionally the match itself was certainly much more than I ever expected both as a wrestler and as a person, and to say it changed me would be a bit of an understatement. So much so that I ended up in a rehab facility for a few days. Though that had less to do with an overdose and more about not paying attention to my intake."

"As for someone I have impacted, that's probably a better question for the rest of the roster, if I had to say one person I would say Michael McBride. Never hurts when a guy hitches his ride to someone as they rise to the top."

Can you tell us a little more about that match for the crown? As some of our viewers may not know, it happened to involve feces... a substance that has been seen on XWF shows an alarming number of times. How did we get to the point of there being a match for the crown booked with such a "shitty" stipulation? Walk us through a few of those steps and tell us what it was like in the moment, fighting for the crown. At what point during that match did it really sink in... "this is happening."

Also... would you do it all again the exact same way or would you attempt to avoid the fecal matter stipulation if you could go back?

"I think I'll start by answering your last question first, would I do it all over again? And the answer is yes. You want to win the Crown, to be labeled as the best in the company than you have to fight by the stipulations that the current King gives you. It's as simple as that. I didn't ask for the match, I was voted into it by the rest of the roster. They wanted to see John Madison vs Theo Pryce. John being the crazy fool that he is thought up the most disgusting stipulations he could. I could either back out of the match like a Peter Gilmour, or I could man up, go out there and do what I had to, to win. Simple as that really. As for when it actually sank in, I would say probably the first time my head was submerged into the fecal matter."