A UFO title belt that works like the X-treme title, but somehow is lower on the totem pole than the shit out of Swift Ions ass? Sign me up! A title like this will be nice on my mantle for those warm nights where I want to pin a lady friend of mine to the floor and rustle up some pina caladas for us to drink. Then I need a place to finish off the night on I just grab the belt and its done. Never again will I have to ruin a towel or a nice pair of pants. No more tissues for this guy. I'll put in a good word for you on the train to crazy town, Austin, because that seems to be the place im going if I get this shitter of a belt. Hope you can win the pin of the win pin win.


Also make sure you write this down, in red ink...oh...okay i have a pen for you....-clears throat- I, Scott Charlotte, decided that I, Scott Charlotte, was bored out of my mind and decided that you, John Austin, should drop that dead weight title just like you dropped the U.S. to Mystica, but in a different way because that was actually a contested and brilliant match while this is an intricate plot to capture gold in the worst way possible. Also I, Scott Charlotte, got tired of hoping Gilmour wouldn't kick out of my attempts in the parking lots of old. Signed Sincerly, Scott Charlotte the guy who put so much effort into this pin that he really tried.




Put it on the mantle.


Down with .


My pen is out of ink now..............