OOC: I cant do GFX or photoshop or anything so please remember this when you read lol I did the best I could



We open on Caliban sitting at a desk under a single light bulb, the room is meant to give the impression of an interrogation room in a police station, Jordan leans forward and sighs putting his hands on the table before addressing the camera

So the game this week is going to be XWF blind date, how is this going to work? I'm just going to walk into the ring and wait to see who walks out? Well isn't that nice, normally Ill sit and watch tape, Ill prepare, get to know my opponents, this thing however kills my game plan. It's about fucking time

A broad smile appears across his face

This new booking strategy Heyman has thrown out there seems to bring about some uncertainty, an element of surprise if you will. So I guess I need to widen my scope, I started by compliling the names of people it would be likely for me to face but then I realised considering my last 3 opponents it could be anyone. So I have asked one of the P.A's to compile a random stack of photographs of the wrestlers I could face, I would like to share that with you today


He opens the desk drawer and takes out a brown folder, he opens it and shows the camera a picture of Peter Gilmore

Person of interest number 1, Peter Gilmore, the last time I saw Gilmore he looked like he swallowed a football helmet and it was just sitting in his stomach, I must say Petey I am very impressed by the turn around, but then I see the attitude and I realize you are the same fat boring whiny leech on society you always where sitting your sad ass somewhere and talking about who you are and what you deserve

He puts the picture on the table and writes on it while talking

Frankly you can take that sense of entitlement and the belt you seem unbeatable for and

He Holds up the picture



He then takes the picture and tears it down the middle leaving the pieces on the table, He takes out another picture and holds up a picture of Frodo Smackins looking into the camera with a fruity little smile and a fresh load of hobbit Jizz on his face



Jesus Christ when I told you to put together a random group of guys I could be facing together I said fucking Wrestlers, what in the hell is this dude meant to be, I walked into a Bukkake with him and half the locker room, he was the chick, seriously he had guys jizzing on his face and a couple of Dykey lookin chicks squirting on him and shit, really fucked up. He looked like he was enjoying it, there was no need

He scrunches the picture up in a ball and tosses it behind him, he takes out another

Speaking of the fucked up sexual predators that hang out in this locker room

He holds a picture of Mr XWF up to the camera

Would somebody like to tell me how in the fuck this man has been world champion? Anybody at all? No? The dude has the charisma of a toilet in a free clinic for fuck sake, and wrestling him is just as dangerous as sitting on one of those as well. Any of you guys ever see the movie dead leaves?

He starts drawing on the picture of MR XWF

There is a dude in it who literally has a drill for a dick, that's how I see you, just some idiot with a dick he is slightly to proud of and the ability to force it upon or scare the shit out of people with it, This is you



Now that's a monster who needs putting down

he hands it to the camera man who is pissing himself with laughter

There yah go Mikey, you take that one home with you for the wife to have a giggle at

A Jordy mate my Wife's into the 50 shades of grey shit mate, she would probably strum herself silly over this

You need a divorce my friend, so that's part one of the rogue's gallery, who will come out of the folder next? Look out for part 2 of public enemy number 1



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