Quote:You think anyone gives two shits about some tournament you were in, in some distant galaxy on some far, far away planet?

(12-31-2013, 04:05 PM)Theo Pryce Said: Whoa whoa whoa, making fun of people is way to mainstream for you.

(12-31-2013, 04:46 PM)Smoke Man Said: ...Isn't being a hipster a little mainstream anyway? Even only a likkle bit? Because I think your own stream has enough pretentious assholes to make a damn river!

(12-31-2013, 04:59 PM)Smoke Man Said: You're calling my rebellion 'doomed'? I thought you guys were all about 'sticking it to the man'. Not that I would expect you to do much, rather just sign online petitions, sitting in your autographed Captain Marvel chair while wearing a denim bath-robe... or something like that, anyway.

And you say that winning titles is too mainstream, but you also laugh that I wasn't able to win it? Pick a damn side, man!

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Answering inquiries in order is, you guessed it, too mainstream. Allow me to answer these in the order I feel like answering.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: First, yes. Winning titles is very much too mainstream, however since you're a puppet to the XWF machine through and through, you didn't and still don't see it that way. That's why my assessment of your ego falling off a cliff is accurate. I never for a second laughed at you for failing your goal, only the fact that it was your goal in the first place.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Second, it's a Captain Hammer chair. Get it right.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: And lastly, your revolution is doomed to fail because it isn't a revolution. It's a crack pot, desperate plea for attention just like every other one before it. Congratulations.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Sarcasm is never too mainstream.

(12-31-2013, 05:25 PM)Smoke Man Said:

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Answering inquiries in order is, you guessed it, too mainstream. Allow me to answer these in the order I feel like answering.

Apparently answering inquiries in the order you feel like answering is in reverse order. Nice going there, bub. That's like what everyone does when they don't do something in order, they do it in reverse order. I wouldn't say you're just a phony hipster, I'd also probably say you're just lazy, and probably haven't moved out of your parent's house... I'll stop with these assumptions now, their just getting redundant at this point.

And using the correct 'there' is too mainstream, by the way.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: First, yes. Winning titles is very much too mainstream, however since you're a puppet to the XWF machine through and through, you didn't and still don't see it that way. That's why my assessment of your ego falling off a cliff is accurate. I never for a second laughed at you for failing your goal, only the fact that it was your goal in the first place.

So you're laughing at the fact that I have different goals to you entirely, and calling me a puppet for doing so. ...Who introduced this asshole into the company? So I want to do something that everyone else does, big whoop. Call me a puppet all you like, it's not stopping me from doing it.

Calling a company a 'machine' is pretty mainstream as far as hippies go, too. I'd call it something like a 'circus' or a 'caravan'. You know, liven things up a little.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Second, it's a Captain Hammer chair. Get it right.

Can't argue with that, man.

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: And lastly, your revolution is doomed to fail because it isn't a revolution. It's a crack pot, desperate plea for attention just like every other one before it. Congratulations.

I didn't know you were a walking dictionary man, Jesus. While we're on the subject, I'd also say that you're not a hipster, but rather you're just a crack pot, desperate plea for attention just like every other one before it.

It would be too mainstream of me to think up of my own comeback, don't you think?

(12-31-2013, 05:06 PM)Irony Said: Sarcasm is never too mainstream.

Except when it is, amirite?

You're really pulling at straws here, aren't you? Just like everybody else, just hoping that somehow, some way, you can rub together the small amount of brain cells that you haven't given up to the machine yet to develop the most fool proof way to cripple my points.

So, you go right to attacking my ordering system? Wow, you know if you wanted to go even deeper down the tunnel of things that don't actually matter you could go with the fact that the second point I made wasn't even answering a question! Oh no, what an idiot that Irony fellow is! Haha! Way to go, you made a point to the most meaningless part of what I said.

Also, on the topic of points that don't fucking matter but you think are oh so clever, there is absolutely no phonetic difference between the different forms of there, moron.

Okay, a more creative term fore this company? Meat farm. A glorified exploitation film. There. And since you're so content to flop around on your strings and make yourself into the whore that the directors of this film want you to be, who am I to stop you? Go right ahead and lose your fucking testicles to feed the beast.

Hell, that leads to my proof of why your revolution is only so in the sense that you call it one. You're working so hard for these titles, these, trinkets. Who made these trinkets? Shane , the very man you're rebelling against. You're letting these things become important and then saying that is such a tyrant or whatever claim you're making as an excuse to "overthrow" him.

Way to go, Smoke. You've really proven yourself to be such a little rebel. No one is pulling your strings. Truly, a man of his own self.