The scene opens wih Jenna and her friend Bananaquiefa walking around the mall just hanging out talking about stuff.

Bananaquiefa

Hey, B have you ever had to fight one your homegirls from the ghetto? This is a serious question like really. I need some advice.


Bananaquiefa: Mmmm, girl you're asking if ive ever been in a fight with one of my girls? Girl you have no idea how many times they piss me off and I have to smack them around a bit. There was a time when Sharkeisha, pandaeisha, Leticia, Raven, and Kitten all got into a brawl and I was the one to knock all them bitches out because they need to learn how to be nice to eahother because girls don't know what they doin because these weaves right here they are expensive and...you smell fried chicken? I smell fried chicken. THEYRE SELLING FRIED CHICKEN OVER THERE!!!! c'mon, J we gotta go get some of that nice greasy chicken!


Bananaquiefa ran over to the chicken stand and bought 5 buckets and immediately began snacking. She sat down at a bench and Jenna sat at the end of the bench getting away from her.


B, what would you do if you loved someone so much and you were scared too scared to fight them because you dont want to lose that person?


Oooooh!!!! My girl is in LOVE! L-O-V-E. LOVE!!! Let me start by saying that I've had to beat the shit out of my hubby so much because he always tryna pull a gun on my big black ass and then I just get in his face and slap a few times and he backs down because he knows his place. He be all like "Gotta kill Satan" and I be all like " Ain't nobody got time for that!" Girl, I don't know who you be in loove with but hea in a few hours I gotta get back in stripper mode. "Darq Chocolate" oh and thanks for helping me find that stripper joint you are a real life saver girl.


That didn't really answer my question...


GUUUUUUUUUURRL, that is my bad but at least I got my TIT-TAYS.


What? I don't even...Can we please just go shopping now? I'm sick of seeing you eat fried chicken. Are you saving it in your fingernails?


That's what you gotta do, J! Why else would fingernails be there? Damn I wish I had some grape soda to was this chicken down. Oh and did I tell you I have seven children and all of their fathers ran away?


How tragic...


Jenna got off the bench and sighed. She started walking away and gave up on wanting to shop or get advice.

Cassandra

The scene opens with Jenna and her white friend, Cassandra sitting at a local starbucks. Drinking their frapacinos.


Hey, Cass how would you handle fighting your significant other?


Hold up, Selfie! Takes a selfie. Anyways you wanted to know what would happen if I got in a physical fight with my bf? I would probably have to take it like a woman because I had to have done something tobmake him mad so I would deserve it right? I wouldn't want to scuff my ugs either.


Why would you just sit there and take it? All of my friends have let me down today and I was hoping for my best friend to be of help! Dammit, Cassandra why can't you be of more help?! I need you to make at least some effort to help me. Lie, I don't care just something.


Well ok! Here's what you do, Jenna. Before you fight you give her a big hug with maybe a little butt squeaze then wish her luck or something. Then like if she wants you to go hard then go hard! She wants to see what you can do, Jenna! If you want her to love you then show her your moves. Like really. I feel pretty good about that. Wanna take a picture together and post it on instagram


Sure! They take a picture together. Thank you for saying somrthing, Cass. It means a lot and the fact that you didn't lie makes everything better. At least I hope so. I might just have to buy you an extra frap before we go, Cass!


YES! You're welcome and thank you!


The screen fades as Jenna is buying her white friend another frapacino. End of story. K thx bai.