The scene opens up to Liz in the back yard of her apartment complex, smoking a blunt. I would say joint, but who the fuck says that anymore? Pussies, that’s who. Alone, alone at last is Liz. She’s been engulfed with dealing with the bullshit of her everyday life. The fact that she has four people living in a one bed room apartment, one being a rouge Police Officer, the other an escaped felon, and the final a US Army Corporal on AWOL, is outrageous. Combing the facts that she has to deal with the fucktards of XWF, and it’s “Potato Loving” Owner, has a crazed Ex-Pornstar/Stripper in deep emotional love with her, and this “Rebellion” against the Black OvalCircle that hasn’t gotten anywhere. But that’s the life of Elizabeth Hathaway.

Suddenly, a German Sheppard walked by.



It stopped in front of Liz and lyed down. Liz sits down on the porch and begins to pet the dog. Back and forth, slowly and gently. She puts out her blunt, and lays back.

Why’d you put it out?

Suddenly Liz pops up. She turns her head in every direction like she’s having an exorcism. The German Sheppard stands up and looks Liz in the eye.

Yeah, it was me.

You… you can talk?

Hell yeah, I can do a lot of things, like get high. Now past me that blunt.

The German Sheppard takes the blunt out of Liz’s hand, grabs her lighter, and lights it up. He looks Liz directly in the eye and takes a puff of the blunt.

I must be dreaming’.

Nah baby girl, this is no dream. This is all reality.

This isn’t possible. There’s no way a dog can talk. It’s …..

Impossible? Nothing is impossible, Liz. You should know that more than anyone. The fact that you’re in a wrestling organization where a 300+ pound man had liposuction and came back immediately, and where two men turned into women within a few weeks should tell you that.

Wait… How do you know my name? And how do you know of my profession? Who are you?

The name’s Noah. I’ve been living in this neck of the woods for about a year now, and I’ve notice… interesting people, but you by far take the cake. The fact that you have about a million different personalities is one of the reasons.

You know so much about me, it seems. But I know nothing about you. Why are you alone? Why don’t you have a home?

Because, I ran away from home about 4 months after I was born. I couldn’t deal with that family of goody fuckin’ too shoes. I mean they call dinner, “supper.” Who the fuck do you know who does that? Please enlighten me.

So you’ve been on the streets for a year? Shouldn’t you be surprised that you’re still alive?

Honestly I am. This is a dark, dark place. And they’re has been a lot of bad people, dogs, hell even the cats here are terrible. Maybe I can ya know… move in with you.

*Phone Ring*

Liz grabs her phone and puts in her password. She scrolls through, and smiles.

It looks like my house of four just turned into a house of 2. My friends Cole and Justin got an apartment together in the same complex. Well shit, now that my house is emptier you sure as hell can move in. Let’s go in.

Liz stands up and begins to walk. She looks back and notices Noah walking on his hind legs, like a regular human.

Man this is stranger beyond belief.

They get into the apartment. Sarah, Cole, Kathryn, and Justin are all sitting on the couch, watching the monstrosity that is a Theo Pryce business meeting.

Hey Liz. Jenna Silver called again. She said get back to her.

Of course she did. How did you guys come to the agreement of getting a place here?

Well after your backlash the other day, we decided that it’s too crowded here. So we got a place together. And Kathryn is moving with Sarah across the hall.

Wow, what a change.

Sorry if you feel kind of, left out.

No problem, I kind of met a friend today, now he’s going to live here.

He…..

Noah comes from behind Liz, walking on his hind legs.

Hi guys.

They all gasp in disbelief.

Did he just … talk?

Damn right, and I can sing to. “Me me me me me me mmmmmeeeeee.”

This is my new roommate, Noah.

Wait, what?

Roommate?

How?

Well this is how it all went down.

The scene fades to black as it shows Liz, Noah, Cole, Sarah, Kathryn, and Justin talking.

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