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AlexandraCallaway · (12-07-2013)

To stare at a single object, so long...that the idea and make up of what that object really was, lost all meaning and you actually found yourself staring into a limitless void of possibilities, was not something I did often. Or ever really. Why? Well because I'm not a drug addict, that's why. Yet as I sat on this old, rickety wooden stool, waiting for my interview with Steve Sayors to begin, that's exactly what happened. I was given a cup of coffee and was told to wait. Now twenty seven minutes...verging on infinitely, I stared into the abyss of that yellow smiley face coffee mug and it stared straight back at me. Stared straight into my soul and mocked me; for all I was, all I am and all I could be, with its bright color and painted on smile. That bastard coffee mug, had me in its grip of judgment and there was nothing I could do, but stare back at it and be judged. Or I could just drink the coffee and spin the cup around. Fuck, this lack of sleep was really getting to me and I owed it all to my ex-wife. Even after coming to that epiphany of sorts last night and deciding the best thing for me to do, was to move on and not dwell in the past. I still found myself stuck in a state of sleeplessness. Now, I was tired as fuck and had this interview to do; although, even if I didn't, I doubt I'd be able to sleep, even with being as tired as I was.

Joe?

Steve Sayors' voice pulled my attention towards him and yanked my mind from my thoughts.

Steve, I take it that it's finally time for that interview?

That it is. You look tired. What's wrong, can't sleep.

Something like that. Not anything too serious though. So are you ready to get this shit started Steve?

Uh, yeah...sure.

Steve sat across from me and pulled out a pad of paper with some scribbled notes, that looked like a small child just learning how to write jotted down. Along with that, Steve pulled out a rather large tape recorder, that appeared to be a model from the late 70's, early 80's. Looking at it I could tell at one time, the outer casing probably was white; but now, it was stained that nice yellow tint that being in a room with a heavy smoker might give something eventually. Added to that, the door was held on with a piece of duct tape and it was missing the rewind button. Boy, that thing was a sight! And remarkably Steve seemed to have no issue with simply laying that monstrosity down on the table, before hitting the record button either. An act he had to do three times, because the button kept popping up.

So Joe Tuesday, what are your thoughts on your upcoming match tonight on Shove it?

I'm surprised they let Peter Gilmour create matches.

Gilmour didn't come up with this match.

Really? Are you sure? Cause it just screams Gilmour.

No, I'm very sure he didn't come up with this match.

But the match is so stupid. Let's put a cage, on top of another cage. That definitely sounds like Gilmour logic. I mean what's the next step after that, a third cage. Just keep adding cages, till there's no room to add anymore. It's pretty damn

if you ask me. Whatever though, I'm just the guy put in the match and this is what I have to do, until my contract is up. Whenever that is. You know I asked Paul Heyman to see my contract that he said I was breaching and he responds by saying, I didn't have a reason to look it over and that I should have done that before I signed it. Then he laughed and walked away.

Well, you should have read it over before you signed it.

Yeah, I know Steve, but at the time everything was happening so fast, I was just eager to start my career.

Did you try talking to Shane?

That's the second person I went to actually.

What happened?

He handed me a potato, asked if I could help him with something, then proceeded to drop his pants and bend over.

Interesting. What did you do?

I left his office, Steve. Geez....what do you think I'd do?

Sorry. I just had to ask. You never know in these cases.

What do you mean you never know in these cases?

Well

is very persuasive at times.

I bet he is. So what you're telling me is, you would have done something different? Something other than walk out and close the door?

This interview isn't about me.

No, tell me, Steve...would you have jammed your hand up Shane

's asshole? Have you done this before? Or what would you have done? Please enlighten me.

Er...well, us non-wrestling, staff members have to do whatever we're told and had it been me, it wouldn't have been a request. It would have been an order, so yes...I would have complied.

That's sick Steve. You should be ashamed of yourself. How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Oh after the things I've seen, done and experienced, that's far from being sick...but again, we're not discussing me. We're discussing you and your upcoming match.

Yeah, cause if someone took a peek inside your closet, they'd never be the same.

Something like that. Also cause I'm the interviewer and you're the person I'm interviewing. So it's you that gets put under scrutiny, not me. Anyway, moving on. What are your thoughts on your opponents?

Jessie Diaz and Barney...eh, Allison Green. Well, I had hoped after getting shit matches the first time around, I would have gotten something a little better than a woman and a tranny to fight. It is what it is though. I don't particularly get along with Diaz, but at least she's a huge step up from Allison Green. The tranny that thinks we're alike, for some fucking bizarre reason. I don't think I've been more insulted in my whole life, than when I heard that come out of that freak's mouth. It thinks we're alike. Wow. That's so false, it's not even funny. It's a dip loving transvestite, with syphilis, talking about throwing around hammers...like that makes any sense towards the match we're in and I'm a normal, average, everyday guy...who happens to wrestle. Oh sure, we're the same alright. What a fucking nutjob! Really, what did I expect though? The XWF is full of fucking basketcases and weirdos. Why should I think I'll be pitted against anything else? it's just varying degrees of psychosis, all around and I'm the guy adrift in this chaos.

I see. Well, do you think you can pull off the win tonight?

Do I think I can pull off the win tonight? Yeah, I'm certain I can beat a girl and a tranny down and then climb. I know how to fight and I have the basic motor functions it takes to climb things. So I'm pretty confident I can pull that off.

Well that's good to hear. Confidence is key and if you think you can do it, I'm certain you can. I think that's all the time we have though. Good luck on that match, Joe and I look forward to our next interview.

Thanks Steve, hopefully by then the match and the opponents will have drastically shifted to something better. Although, I don't plan on holding my breath in anticipation for that.

With that, Steve promptly hits the stop button on his relic of a recorder and the interview comes to an end.

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