The scene opens up to Liz Hathaway, eating a Hot Pocket in her room. Her wallpaper has several images this week such as: Chris Macbeth with his eyes gauged out, and the words "Blind Apprentice" written all over, Theo Pryce with rangy clothes on with the words "Broke Down Billionaire" all over, Waldo with the words "Where, Who, What, How?" all over, Sarah Parsons with a baseball bat in her asshole must've gotten that from her days, way before XWF, Alexander Cruchvec ... who? Hell I'm the narrator and I don't even know who this guy is. She also has Miltem Dominum, but who cares about him really, we haven't seen him since his verbal slaying to Peter Gilmour. Mr. Radio is also up there with "Oooooohhhh Radioooooo" over his face. Jenna Silver is also up there with pics of her twerking.... Yup, I just came from looking at that. Lastly is LJ Havok..... or is that a caveman? Hell I don't know.

Last time I was at Madness, Smoke Bitchman gave me a loss by tapping like a pussy. Vintage Smoke Bitchman. But I'm past that. Yesterday has gone and today's a new day. And I've gotten word from fatman.... no not Gilmour, I'm talkin' about Paul Heyman. Turns out I'm in a Number 1 Contender Battle Royal match against the fuckers on the wall, for the Television Championship. The current TV Champion is the Black Circle's own Mr. Supernova.

Now I know what you're thinkin' "Mr. Supernova, but he's like amazing. Why would you want to fight him, Liz. That's career suicide." Well it may seem like it, but it's not. Mr. Supernova may seem like he's on top of the world, but he isn't. Something is off about the Space Man, maybe his relationship with Zak isn't goin' the way he planned, I hear John Madison tried gettin' at Zak, maybe a love triangle is forming, I don't know. That's Black Circle business, and luckily, I'm not a member.

Yet I do have some history with The Black Circle, manly myself Luca and Shane. But let's save that story for another day, shall we?

Now onto the business at hand. This battle royal has some of the most irrelevant fuck brains in XWF.

First there's Sarah Parsons. Now I remember this chick, maybe because she's sexy or somethin' but I remember her. WAIT, I GOT IT! She was in some videos via Pornhub. Like the one where she stuck a baseball bat up her rectum. If you don't believe me the pictures are on the wall. It's obviously not Photoshop, otherwise Gilmour would be here to deny the accusations.

Next, Miltem Dominum. Where have you been? I remember you but you've been away for a while. Probably on top of a mountain, thinkin' of new insults to throw at Gilmour. I don't have much to say about you because I haven't seen you around in awhile. It'll be amazin' to even see you show up Monday.

Alexander Cruchvec ..... who are you" NEXT!

LJ Havok, Finally someone worth my time. LJ you claim to be the .... Savior in many aspects. I would say I digress, but I don't want to steal lines from the horrid promos of Peter Gilmour, so I am just gonna go with a simply, I disagree. You need to save yourself from Duke before you think of savin' me or anyone else in XWF for that matter. Damn, you sound worse than those fucktard SEX guys.

Jenna Silver, You gave me an L, it behoofs you to show up actually doin' something besides shakin' ya ass, cause I'm not playin' around anymore. I'm a different person this time around sweetheart.

Mr. Radio..... OHHHH RADIOOOO you suck ass. You let Gilmour beat you, so you've lost my respect.

Theo Pryce, the billion dollar man, and newest member of the Black Circle. Why do you try to fight your own comrads. You fought John Maddy at Lethal Lotter 2, and now you want to get a chance to fight Mr. Supernova. What a dumbass.

Waldo.... where's Waldo?

Chris Macbeth... you haven't been here in a while either. What's up with these guys in this match, but never show up. The fuckary?

I believe that is everyone. If I missed you, you obviously suck monkey nuts and aren't worth my time. Luca I'm still comin' for your ass, don't forget.

Man, what's up with these Black Circle members tryin' to take me down a notch. Seems like the only guys I haven't met up with is Zak, (If he's even a member, and if he is he's the most forgetful member.) John, and NAZI. Ehh.... I'll be seeing all of you fuckfaces soon.

But for now, Happy Thanksgiving.


Liz grabs her camera and walks out of her room. She walks into the kitchen and the camera shows a buffet of different flavored Hot Pockets.

Today's a good day!

XWF Record
8-11-1
W-L-D