John Austin
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10-27-2013, 05:41 PM
ACT: One hell of a Night
[[---->OOC: Got Cam's Permission To Use Him <---]]
Our scene opens up at a local bar and grill in Ottawa, Canada. We see the local patrons in the bar like the couple crazed Senators fan in to watch the nightly game of their hockey team. There is the homeless man drowning his sorrows off to the side in a glass of Whiskey and a couple of nicely dressed women sharing a cocktail with their meal.
We see John Austin off to the side watching the local Canadian news because what else is there for John to do in Canada? Suddenly he hears a voice booming in from behind him.
HEY! ...who let this motherfucker in here???
John turns around sharply and sees none other than Cam Lang standing behind him. Cam is dressed like a million bucks and holding what looks like to be a martini
(Martini not shown :P)
Hey everyone, James Bond is in the building!
Cam flips off John and sits beside him at the bar. John turns around in his chair and begins to socialize with his good buddy from work
Hey man, it is good to see you but I must ask, what the hell you doing all the way up here. I know you have a dislike for this country
Eh yeah but I thought to myself the other day, why not try something new...
Cam looks at John as to say..."Seriously bro?"
Okay I am lying, Christine is seeing a therapist up here and I am just killing some time before I have to go pick her up...
Ah ha! thought so you jackass. So how is the other side treating you at work?
*John nods* Good good. Lethal Lottery has been a bitch and now pulling double duty here this Monday. Thank god for unused vacation time *John laughs*...How is your side coming along?
*Cam takes a sip of his martini* ...Not to bad man, one can not complain. I train and kick people's heads in on a daily basis and get paid for it? best job ever
I know, I look at you and you are built like a brick shit house. See, I stand by you and I get more popular., what the hell is up with that?
*Cam shrugs his shoulders* I don't know man, I'm Cam Lang...come on now *Cam smiles with a cocky grin*
*John laughs* Yes you are ...Anyways man, I wanted to know would you help me train for my upcoming match with Griffin and LJ?
Of course, of course. Don't worry, I will get you straight and then you will be able to beat the holy hell out of Griffin and LJ. Put you on the Cam Lang start-up kit. It consists of three hundred push-ups, two hundred sit-ups, running five miles with those kettle-bells and following it up with a nice glass of egg-whites
Man...fuck you! ... can we just stick with the weight training?
*Cam laughs* of course John. Let me give you some advice for your match, LJ is tough as nails no doubt about it but he has a weakness and same goes for Griffin
Uh...you forgot to tell me what their weaknesses are??
Cam lays his empty glass on the bar table and whispers something into John's ear
AHHHHH! So that is LJ's weakness huh? never knew that and I already knew that about Griffin. So you are a little to late on that one hombre...hey you ever think about adopting the giant swing into your arsenal??
Do I look like Antonio Cesaro to you?
Yes motherfucker...yes you do!
Ahhh *Cam waves John off* Once we start the training regime, you will do just fine against LJ and Griffin
Well I hope you are right man....BARTENDER! ..get this man another martini and I will have another iced tea
Who comes to a bar and has tea?
John Austin does...that's who!
The two share a laugh as they continue to shoot the shit. Our scene comes to a end. With the Cam Lang workout plan, Austin can not fail against LJ and Griffin MacAlister.
To find John, turn those lights out because he will then appear...
XWF LEGEND and the only man who punked out Duke TWICE
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Cam Lang (10-27-2013), Christine Nash (10-28-2013), Sarah Parsons (10-31-2013)
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