Hit shizam-busting, bronco-dusting, mother loving, cream top puffing, weed smoking, joke telling, and three way orgy fun times franky.

Yeah Boi Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson is heading back into the ring for a wonderful 3-way at this time one of them is actually a girl.

Uh actually no there not.


Wait what? Yes there are, I mean Charlotte would be a very weird name for a keeper of the schlong.


Scott Charlotte, it’s a man, Charlotte is his last name.


Oh shit a bag that is depressing, not depressing enough to get rid of this massive erection in my sweat pants though. Yeah that’s right baby it’s.....

Boner Time!


Can’t touch this... Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh.


Hey bitches what does your mother and hockey goaltender have in common??

That right they where the same pads for three periods.

Look disgusted face...





Yuk that’s disgusting, but I don’t care because I am Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson and I’m here to paaarrrtttyyyyyy and there ain't nobody crazier than me in this god foreskin-on federation, not even that clown Deano Moxley McGovern or my good frineds the Triple X Listers who have so kindly duck taped me to this lamp post.


Does my face look bothered though? No, thats because I dont give a duck-billed platypus of a shit. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Booiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.


Let me sing a song.


Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Rocky's got a big wang,

Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Rocky's gonna Bang Bang.



HaHa were gonna have some fun at Madness. Scotty not so Hotty and Militem Dominum you best be ready because a nice game of hide the strudel has been a long time coming for this schlong-tastic tornado of a man, sort it out!!!!

Ooossshhh.

Bye......