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LJ Havok · (09-23-2013)

*Scene opens with LJ Havok standing in his lockeroom visably a ready to fight later on tonight. He stands with cocky look on his face wearing a Psychostick shit that says 'BEER IS GOOD!' in capital letters across the front and a pair of cargo shorts.*

I hear people talking. They are saying the Extreme Revolution does not have what it takes to make a statement this week. I have a gut feeling that all of these poor excuses for wrestlers are wrong. Hell, even some of you fans are wrong. I said it from the moment I walked into this company. You remember my several promos about the winds of change? (laughs) Well it made it here the moment that Troy Turner offered me to join Extreme Revolution. And it did not stop there. The winds keep rolling in from seemingly every direction imaginable. You can bitch about the crashing of the wedding ceremony all you want but the fact is we did what we deemed necessary. We will become THE single most dominant force in all of professional wrestling history.

And I'm a smart man. I have offers rolling in from several different unknown sources. You can talk about how our numbers will go up and then go down. Do we care? No we keep doing what we deem necessary to keep this boat from sinking.. with the now deceased Rayne it was a different story.. That little freak kind of wanted to hijack this movement and fuck it up.. His offer was not taken though. We really didn't need that level of hate coming towards us...

They also want to talk about how Peter Gilmour is washed up. They want to talk about how the Extreme Revolution is just reaching out to everyone now. Again that's not the case. The old Peter Gilmour is back. And this is where it starts getting interesting for poor Rebel..who is seemingly a man with no kingdom at the moment. (laughs) This is where the resident preacher man Eli James IV has more to worry about than garnering followers.. This is where Luca will have no excuse. All of these men will start out on September 26th, 2013 with something in common in the fact that none of them will have their precious championship belts anymore. Can I trust my own ramblings as truth?

The answer to that is a resounding 'yes' because after these weekend I know I can trust them. I can trust that they can get the job done. Peter Gilmour fucking manhandled some punks that got froggy. And Cam Lang took the time to quit fucking this hot bitch to knock a piece of shit out with a glass vase..and in his boxers no less.

My message to my opponent is simple. If your little fuck buddies are out there. The Extreme Revolution will not hesitate to make a fucking example out of them. They took care of a little redneck junkie problem I had. They will not hesitate to take down the Black Circle, The Congregation, or even your crown-less 'king'. And I have to be up front about the king's little debacle. I really hope that Sebastard Duke gives the guy the beating of his life, and then dethrones the motherfucker. Yeah I do not like Duke. But I do respect his friendship with Gilmour, and the fact that I just cannot stand John Madison. I believe the Brotherhood has an understanding with us on that..

Oh and you like to joke around a lot...but tonight.. Tonight will be no laughing matter. I'm well aware that you know people. And I know that I'm not the favorite to win this match. Obviously since you are the champion you are the golden pick. I am obviously the underdog. Lets talk about why I am the underdog. First I haven't won a fucking match in weeks, second it has been said that I have a big mouth, and third and last I have not really 'proven' myself. Hell, most in the back believe that I do not even deserve to be in this match. They wouldn't be wrong in thinking that either. Let's face it what have I done? Well the biggest thing I have done is outsmart. I outsmarted Luca by saying I did not want the fucking match. He had to tell Heyman who he wanted to face. Luca is the type of man who goes against the grain. He gave me the match because I said I did not want it, and he wanted to metaphorically spit in the walrus's face. Paul Heyman hates me, hates the Extreme Revolution so what a better way to piss off the boss..

And Luca also thinks it's going to be an easy win. Let me explain something to him right quick. Luca, I don't give a flying fuck about your run-ins with the law or the fact that you say I'm going to get beaten by an injured man. Haha that's just laughable. I have to be a hundred percent truthful. Reality. Reality is that I will gladly make it to where you have no legs to stand on. I will break both of those mother fuckers. You are a scumbag. You deserve none of the attention I am giving you right now. You really think you are in control of this situation and that you picked me? I baited you, and you took it. Jesus Christ your belief system would let to believe you were dropped on your head as an infant. But you weren't were you, Luca? You where thrown at a fucking wall. Or maybe just maybe you are not stupid but instead possessed by a fucking spirit or apparition with a severe case of mental

. Whatever the case may be, I'm going to prove you wrong tonight. And continue to be a pain to a man that leaves footprints in concrete...Paul Heyman.

This boss has been quiet lately. He hasn't really pissed us off lately, and we haven't pissed him off. I just wonder what the douche-bag is planning. Because if he screws me out of the opportunity to become Europen Champion I swear to whoever is in control of this ball of dirt, I will end him and then they will have to search for a new boss of Monday Night Madness.....

*LJ Havok starts getting ready for his match as the scene fades to black*

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