-Hunter Payne is Joyless, they agreed to meet in the hotel room as they both had separate errands to run. He enters the hotel lot where they are staying at for Monday's Madness when it emanates from the Cheapeake Energy Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma-



-Hunter Payne is talking to himself in his car-


Payne: Here's the place. I wonder if Joy had trouble finding it...


-Hunter parks and goes inside and finds his room number-

BAM!

-The door flies open-





And...






Hunter Payne...






sees....













An empty room....

(Ha! Thought he'd see something else? :P)







Payne: Ahh a bed!


-Hunter shuts the door, drops his bags, and jumps on the comfortable bed-



Payne: OWWW!!!!!


-Hunter holds his back in Payne (pain), then lifts the blanket to find the sharp tv remote on the bed that he just body splashed... Ok so it wasn't 'sharp' but it still hurt like a motherfucker-


Payne: Fucking remote!


-Hunter uses the remote to turn on the TV, but a post-it note is posted to the TV screen. Hunter gets up to rip it off. Then proceeds to read it-

Dear Hunter,

I got here a little early, but I forgot I wanted to visit JR to see how he's doing. So I decided to get that done today. So I'll be home tonight.

XOXOXOXO
Love, Joy! <3

Payne: Bitch. She knows I wanted to see JR too... And she could have texted that to me... Oh well...


-Hunter flips through the channels-

Scooby Doo?









Nah!




Ancient Aliens?








Aliens?... Nah!






Ohh Porn?







No, I'm gonna wait for Joy to watch that.

-Then he finds an old syndicated show called cheaters. Where people got paid money to stalk other people to see if they were cheating on their spouse-




Payne: Cheaters! I miss this show!

-5 minutes later-

-During a commercial break Hunter's cell phone goes off-



Payne: That's probably Joy now.......


-Hunter looks at the caller ID, it says "Restricted", when usually Joy would come up as "Da Bitch Joy"-


Payne: Hello?


???: Hunter Payne?


-The caller had one of those voice masking things that makes your voice super deep so your actual voice is unidentifiable, or maybe they just had a really really deep voice? Who knows-


Payne: Yes. Who is this?


???: That's not important right now.


Payne: Then what do you want?


???: I just called to inform you that Joy is cheating on you...


Payne: No... That's bullshit! Why should I believe you?


???: Nobody said you had to. Just thought I'd give you a heads up.


Payne: You got any proof?!


???: Well she isn't with you right now because she's cheating on you.


Payne: How do you know she isn't with me right now?


???: Talk to you again real soon Mr. Payne...


-??? hangs up-


Payne: Hey! Wait a minute...


-Distraught, Hunter immediately texts Joy-


Payne: -texting- Hey, where the fuck r u???

-A few seconds later-

Payne: Come on! Text me back already!!!!!

-A few more seconds later-

Payne: Alright fine! I'll just call you...


-Hunter dials Joy's # on his touch screen and puts it to his ear-



...




Operator: Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system... Joy... Cannot ...


-Hunter hangs up on the operator and starts pacing around his room-


Payne: OH FUCK!

OH FUCK!

OH FUCK!

OH FUCK!

Is she cheating on me???


-Hunter paces faster-


Payne: Dr. Price! I'll call Dr. Price!... But what if he is the one she's cheating on me with?!... Fuck him!


-Hunter's thoughts start going a mile a minute-


Payne: What if she has been cheating on me since day 1?
What if it has been with more than one guy?
What if she gave me an STD?! I have had a bad cough lately..
What if she is cheating on me with a woman? Jessie Diaz better not be fucking my Joy...
What if she is cheating on me with a celebrity? Ben Affleck better continue fucking the role of Batman and not Joy.
What if she isn't cheating on me and I'm overreacting?
But what if she is and I never say anything?
What if she is cheating on me with JR?
What am I going to do when I see that fucking bitch?!



-Hunter shuts off the TV and pulls up a chair and just stares at the hotel door...waiting... just waiting... and waiting for Joy to come through that door-

Hunter thought...
Impossible! It just can't be!
Is Joy really cheating on me?!

TO BE CONTINUED...