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John Austin · (09-12-2013)

What truly drives a man? Is it his thirst for blood or is it his will for vengeance. Does he fight back like a monster or does he coward behind the fears and wallow in his self pity. You see, I don't wallow in my self pity. When most people lose, they give up ...me? I come back wanting more. I want to see the pain and anguish upon your face and then I know my victory is complete.

A flash of light flickers and we see John Austin sitting in a rocking chair. Could this be shades of Eli James coming into formation? haha hell no, John is just a lazy ass and needed a place to sit. Where the fuck are we? who knows but let's see what Austin has to say for today. Beats a episode of Straight Outta Compton don't it? :P

Four days ago that no good wetback, Juan Madison beat me and burned me. He burned me bad mommy. I still smell the burned flesh every day I wake up. I look at the scar tissue and know that this was from Juan. Make no mistake about it, you are nothing like our king. You actually have skill but next time Juan, I will get you one on one and I will throw your ass back over the boarder where you belong. We already have enough illegals in this world and in our business and we don't need another. Your time is coming to a end amigo.

The flash of light appears on screen again but this time in a brighter formation. It appears John has lit a old rail road lantern that he bought from the local thrift store. He hangs the lantern above him and he sits back down in the rocking chair...that lazy fuck

But it's time to turn my attention to my opponent this week on Madness, Kale Hartmann. See Kale, I don't know much about you and that is a good thing. I like facing guys that I have no clue about because it gives me a challenge to talk shit about them. Management thought this would be a ratings go getter with the two of us facing off but what they don't realize is that I have beat bigger and better guys than you. You seem like a smart man Kale, you have to hear those fans every night. They chant my name because they know who the best is in XWF. I am not some upstart apart of some catchy stable or some creature from another planet, I am John Austin....Mr. Rock N Roll.

At first I despised them. I thought they were pieces of shit to be quite honest but once I kept hearing the support and the love they showed me...I knew it was in my best interest to start embracing them and now I love all my motherfuckers out there. They are the best fan base around and Kale, when you start listening to those who can make you into something in this business, you will go places. Now I am not going to say I am the perfect saint because I am far from it. I love to drink, I love to fornicate and yeah, I have my demons but these demons I battle give me the strength of ten thousand men and the strength to whip your ass on Madness.

You can call yourself a good old country boy, drink all the white lightning you want to but that liquid courage is not going to help the ass whipping you will receive. You see Kale, I don't take likely to new guys stepping into my territory. Madness is my kingdom and we already have enough jackasses on here as it is, we don't need some backwater, white trash em-bred taking up space too.

John begins to laugh to himself as he rocks back and forth like a old man. He stops and reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a bar of soap. A bar of soap? why does John carry that around on him? weirdo!...... the camera moves in close as John holds up the bar of soap

You see what I have here Kale, look closely. What I have here is a bar of soap. No not a bar of sap or soup....a bar of soap. This helps you get clean all over your body and helps you smell really nice instead of that stench of tobacco mixed with whatever cheap booze you drink. What you do is you take this to where-ever there is running water and you place the bar in your hand. You move the bar back and forth into your hands until the residue of the soap can be clearly seen then you wash your hands in the water. It's not that hard to learn, I know with that fourth grade education you and those backwater hicks have, it's hard to comprehend.

Now I want you and those hicks from where-ever you came from to pronounce it with me..soap. It rolls right off the tongue and the so...ap will make you a better person. Well I don't know about better but it will make you a cleaner person.....so Kale, go ahead and get ready. Ride your horses, drink your swirl you call liquor to prepare for our match. You will need all the help you can get and better yet, put on some Skynyrd and get all those rednecks to come back you up but realize this, Kale Hartmann, your fifth-teen minutes of fame are up....back to the land of broken teeth and broken English for you my friend....

The year of Austin is about to reign supreme and no-one, not even some stupid redneck will get in my way...Wake up Kale....TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John gets up from the chair and blows out the lantern as our scene quickly comes to a close. Such strong words from Mr. 22624...how will Kale respond to this?

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