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Chris MacBeth · **09-05-2013, 07:17 AM**

The Crazy Life and Times Part 1...

Have you ever been a rock star?

Well I have and it. Is absolutely nuts.

Welcome to the crazy life and times of “The Apprentice” Chris Macbeth.

Once upon a time, on a tour bus far away, well in Las Vegas. Chris Macbeth and his band mates had just returned from there show in the joint at the Hard Rock. Macbeth was not the front man or lead singer of the band but that didn’t deter the half dozen girls that are sat around him as he pours them all shots of Goldschlager. His bad mate Adam enters the bus to join the party whilst the other two head out to meet some of there fans that have been lining up out in the street for a chance to grab an autograph and a photo. Macbeth would normally head out there as well but on this occasion this group of women had caught his eye in the front row of the concert so he had asked security to invite them over the barricade and into the backstage area.

While his band mates are outside with the fans Chris and Adam are inside enjoying the company of the women who are all obviously drunk but its ok because Adam and Chris have almost caught up. It used to annoy Chris that the band manager and some of the other band members had put a ban on drink before any shows. ”There is nothing like a bit of dutch courage” Chris would say to them but it was no use they insisted, no drink until after the show. They didn’t always have that rule but it really only came into play after a show the performed in Hamburg. Chris went out the day of the show into Hamburg and had spent a lunch time and early evening in a few pubs. Anyway to cut a long story short, they day was good for Macbeth, a great atmosphere around the place so he enjoyed himself a little to much and ended up falling off the stage during there encore breaking his arm in the process thus making them have to cancel the rest of there tour. ”Woops”

So that is why Macbeth and Adam are still playing catch up with the half dozen drunk girls in the back of the bus. They need to drink enough so the half dozen turn into a dozen, whether that means they have picked up another six girls or they can see two of each of them they don’t mind.

”Who wants another fu#king shot?”

Adam and the girls all cheer as Macbeth gets to his feet and stumbles towards the kitchen area of there buus and grabs the bottle of vodka and begins pouring shots for the girls and Adam. I few moments later the other two sober band mates enter the bus and see Chris, Adam and there guests. Macbeth turns to his band mates smiles and says a line from one of his favourite films.

”Can I get any of you cunts a drink?”

Adam and the girls laugh as the two still sober band mates look on with a serious look on there faces before finally cracking up and taking the bottle of vodka from Macbeth and pouring it down there throats. Everyone on the bus cheers as one of them hits the stereo system and some hardcore drum and bass begins to play through the speakers.

Adam gets up and heads outside to speak to the bus driver. Eventually he comes back in as Macbeth and the others ask him what’s up. Suddenly the buses engine bursts into the life and Adam smiles. As the bus begins to move the girls begin to ask where they are going. ”Yeah Adam, where the fuck we going” Macbeth says. Adam just smiles again before giving them there answers.

”Have any of you ever seen how beautiful the Grand Canyon is at night?”

The group in there drunken state all cheer again as Adam dives onto a bean bag banging his head on a table. Everyone laughs including Adam as Chris hands him a bottle of Gin which Adam does not hesitate to begin swigging back.

The Next Morning...Ouch!

Macbeth briefly opens his eyes until the sun begins to make them sting. Wait a minute the sun? Macbeth slowly opens his eyes again trying to stop them from blinking in the sun. He is laid on his side and a smile crosses his face when he sees the very beautiful woman laid next to him with a cover over them both. ”Where the heck are we?” He thinks to himself until he rolls over onto his other side and almost as a heart attack. ”Oh shit HAHA” He is now looking directly out over the giant grand canyon. It seems that he and this woman had jumped the fence and decided to make bed right there on the edge. He turns back to the woman and taps her to wake her up, she smiles briefly before realising there location and beginning to panic slightly. Macbeth calms her down and the pair of them get to there feet and head back over the fence towards the tour bus that is packed up with music still blaring out of it.

Chris and the girl climb into the bus to see Adam and his other band mates passed and the other 5 girls passed out. Some how Adam managed to get two girls hugged up to him. Macbeth and the girl smile then he leads her to his bunk on the bus where the both collapse and go back to sleep.

Some Time Later...

Macbeth and Adam show the 6 girls off of the bus and out onto the sidewalk of the strip just outside The Bellagio. The girl that Macbeth had spent the night with holds back to hand his her number in which he takes with a smile. They then walk away and Macbeth closes the tour bus tour happy in the knowledge that he would probably never see that girl again. ”But what a belting night that was.”

”Where too next?”

”I have no idea, better ask the driver.”

Adam knocks on the partition that separates the back of the bus too the front. It slowly slides open and the bus driver looks back in at the pair of hung-over rock stars. He smiles and automatically tells them that they are heading for Los Angeles, it was like he had to remind them where they were going every morning. Actually he probably did.

There will be more of The Crazy Life and Times of Chris Macbeth coming in the future... Including the time he stumbled into Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson’s dressing room. He was being sensible on that occasion as well.

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