OOC: Continuing from my last promo

Matt is driving down the road passing all sorts of buildings and businesses. He then pulls up to the Quick Loans Arena. He steps out of his car and looks at the arena with a little smirk. He then makes his way towards the entry way to the arena. He took the wrong door and he ended up where the fans enter from, he realizes it and instead of walking out he walks into the actual arena. He looks down the sections and sees the ring sitting directly in the middle of the ring. He starts walking down the steps to the ring and leaps the barricade and gets into the ring.

Matt- This is what I live for. A few hours from now, this place is going to be packed.

Someone from the tech crew gets into the ring with Matt.

Tech guy- Hey Matt, I just got radioed on my talkie for you to come to the back press room.

Matt- ugh, thanks dude. This is the only thing that sucks about being a professional wrestler.

Matt gets out of the ring and makes his way up the entrance ramp and into the back. He walks down a few hallways and finally finds a door saying press room. He walks through the door and cameras begin flashing like crazy. He becomes slightly blinded and slowly moves towards the podium where and XWF official is talking to the press.

XWF Official- Alright ladies and gentlemen, here now is Matt Lennox. He will only answer a few questions so make sure they are good ones.

Matt walks over to the podium and shakes hands with the official and then gets to the podium and looks out to the press.

Matt- Well I'm here, as much as I don't want to be here. Let me start things off with a little something, like a story. So earlier today, I woke up from a long night of fucking some broad. Yeah I said fuck, so write that down in big letters. After that I went to a photo shoot and a commercial shoot. Afterwards I got to meet some fans outside and after that I finally was making my way to my car. Until a young little girl and her father came up to me. This little girl was so shy, she could barely say a word to me. She had to be like 7 years old, so her father did the majority of the talking. This little girl made me realize something. She showed me that I really could be a role model for children all around the world. The reason I say that is because after she finally talked, she told me she was a huge fan of me. To be honest that touched me. I think I made a huge impact to that girl this morning because she looks up to me and I took the time to talk to her. A lot of guys in the back locker room wouldn't do that. I'm not gonna do names here but they honestly don't care about the fans. All they care about is the pay check. Alright, that's all I wanted to let out with that little story. So I have an idea for todays press conference! You aren't going to ask me a single question, I am simply going to answer anything that I know you people want to as. I am going to address everything that you people want to know.

The press looks a little confused but the XWF official has a smile because he is realizing that Matt is controlling the room instead of them controlling the room.

Matt- Now I am going to look around the room and I am going to mind fuck you all. I know some questions right off the bat, the first thing I would like to say is no I am not a Baltimore Ravens fan so all you Browns fans don't have a reason to hate me. Just because I am from Baltimore doesn't mean I am a Ravens fan, I am a Denver Broncos fan. I guess you could hate me though for this one because yes I am going to bring up "The Drive". Oh yeah I know you Browns fans love you some John Elway!

The press chuckles a little bit. Matt is looking like he is having fun.

Matt- Next question you all are wondering is tonight I face John Austin. So yes! Yes! Yes, wonderful women and men of the press I do think he is an asshole! I mean what more can I say, that's what I think. What I don't get about John is how does he have the nerve to say anything to me about defeating me 4 times. I know I have never beaten him but I am pretty sure it was 3 since he didn't win the four way match for the Xtreme title. John is nothing more than a dumb hillbilly idiot who obviously can't count. John doesn't realize that I am done with the old Matt Lennox, the new Matt Lennox doesn't play games like he used to. I don't need people to back me up and I am proud that John doesn't need people either so he says. Like I have said in past interviews or shoots or whatever the hell you want to call it. This isn't a return of Matt Lennox, this is a second coming!

Matt takes the mic off the stand and steps on the table that's around the podium and begins walking on it.

Matt- I like it up here better if you want to write this down too. I feel more superior than you. Alright lets see, ah! Okay, you all are also probably wondering how have I prepared for this match. People, I am not going to come out here and say "Well brother, I ate my vitamin and said my prayers. I lifted all these weights and I worked out a lot brother". Fuck that! I am not some puppet that wrestling companies die to have. I am as real as it gets people, I didn't do a damn thing to get ready. Why should I lie? Wait back it up, I did of course lift some weights to keep myself looking drop dead sexy but come on! Why do I need to prepare for a match that I have been prepared for. Since my return to XWF I had one match and that was a ladder match where anybody could come and do the match. Look who was there! Keegan-Michael Key from the Key and Peele show was there! If he could show up then anybody could. Therefore that match didn't really count as a return match. Tonight is my real return, after all I am a Monday Night Madness guy not a Shove It guy. My fans need me so I am out of here. Peace!

Matt slams the mic down and jumps off the table and walks out of the press room. As he is walking he is laughing and he turns to the camera man following.

Matt- Tell me you got all that, that right there is how you control the press. I am done with them thinking they run these conferences. I will see you all in the ring!

The camera fades out
Scene Over

Accomplishments
1 time XWF Xtreme champion
2 time FTW UFO E1999 champion