The Crimson dong sits in his chair looking at his television window. When he looks two-year screen I see my cool on the floor. The Crimson dong I am entering the United States championship tournament on Wednesday, 30 January and I plan on entering with a pair of stained underwear but I do not plan on leaving the arena with anything on had all except for that United States championship around my naked waste. Who else is even in this tournament is what I want to know? Who who who…?? I can't think of a single person who is going to be a threat to me I am going to run through these fools the same way I run through a new package of underwear when I haven't showered in over six months but I continue wearing clean underwear. Can you imagine how fast a pair of clean take you Whiteys gets stained and dirty and bloody hands filled with sh*t when I am wearing them after having not showered myself and over seven months? Can you imagine the smell that must emit from these pairs of underwear when I toss them into the air and juggle them because I need you to know you're going to find out firsthand. My name is the Crimson Don and I am hereto drink away every last chance of you winning and that applies to everyone in this tournament. I am going to dominate Angeles I am going to make Angelis my bitch because he knows nothing of the power of the dong and Angelis has a girls name. I don't understand how Angeles thinks that he even stand a chance in a tournament filled with man let alone somebody like me because I'm going to heat his chances and spit them out in his face. Who else do we even have here let's take a look. The Crimson Dom walks over to his computer and starts clicking around on his mouse. Who else do we have here? It seems like we have somebody by the name of Mark Flynn… Can somebody please explain to me what the hell Mark Flynnhaven is? Because when I look at him I see somebody who should be ironing my drawers. I am tired of hearing about how this man can't get a receipt for his nuts sack at the bar and how he tries to molest his way to the top of the rings with talk that no person can understand. What language does Markland speak? Can anybody tell me because I can't understand a g*dd*mn word that comes out of his ass let alone his mouth so I'll tellyou what Mark Flynn… If you even think think think of coming at me I'm gonna come at you so hard that you splat like a goofball on the refrigerator door without a magnet. That's all Mark Lynn is on man without his magnets. Who else is in this tournament who? Somebody names Sairende who the f*ck is Siren and why is it is ahead in this tournament I don't understand how a head candy in a tournament and I really don't understand what the hell Cyrin is such a f*ggot for. I mean come on now…… This man makes me look gay that's what a f*ggot he is. Just me stepping into the same ringing him iPad automatically I'm gonna be looked at as a homosexual male. And guess what? I am not, K, Homo, sexual, mail! Do you have any idea what I'm going to do do you Sairende? I am going to take you by the head and then I am going to, well, I guess that's going to be at. Because when I take you by the head it means haven't got here in my grasp and all I need to do is field goal kick you into the 12th. So that brings me to Sebastian Duke-the man who looks like he just got sh*t out of Satan's a**hole when Satan had too many bad tacos by the DOSMamacita's brand because we all know how nasty those tacos can be there not even real ground beef, they reveal. Feel… That's what Sebastian Ducatus to me hey lump of rioting crusty moist soft and a little bit hard DOS Masa Cetus brand video tacos with preseasoned hacks Mbandaka Deutch D lingo lingo. Now, consider the fact that I have no idea what I just said and even I know it's better than anything that's ever falling out of Sebastian Dukes mouth. But guess what's going to go into his mouth? It's going to go right in and thing that I'm referring to his… Wait for it… Wait for it… My dong! I don't have anything else to say about him because now it's time for me to move to mr. satellite-who and where oh where is Mr. satellite? Can somebody please tell me the name of the planet pitied well done because it sure does not seem like the planet Don and I'll tell you right now, I, M, the, man, from the planet dong dong dong dong dong dong domino Malama long dong dong got it done for you I'm gonna stick it in your asked Mr. satellite send you bighorns please ride I don't know what you think you doing here but you're quite a Queenland Ido not fear I do not do precleared no no no Mr. satisfied with the bed on your head Mr.'s at ahead with my nuts and you figurines I'm gonna make you scream my name scream my name! Always got Bemen Ladonia from cobalt Connie unable economy on the milk out Ledoyt euvolemic limbs focaccias he tested Sineath Emiles and if you don't understand that it mean you don't speak English which I'm guessing none of the people in this tournament can speak because why would they even be opening their mouths in order to say anything other than the Crimson John is the man the Crimson dog has the d*ck the Crimson Donald has the nuts and crimps and all lost his pants where are my pants? With that I think I need to leave you and I think I need to walk over to my window and open it so that I can take pics but the problem want to do that is that it's windy outside in the winter time and it means my frozen this is going to blowback in the window and hit me in my stomach thighs groin balls Dick testicles nuts penis Wayne and grind did I mention my grind. I don't need frozen peas and my hair and I'm telling you alright now but when I show up at the UStournament I'm going to be soaking it in your neck and know what to do because you're gonna just lay down for me you gonna lay down. The Crimson dong takes to win the Crimson Don takes it all the Crimson dong is the man I am the one the one the one the one look Boyde he say good morning hope you are yeah yeah yeah yeah had to go to the park's fruity booty.



Clear,
as,
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MOTHER FUCKERS
I, am the new United States Champola! Now blow it out your ass if you don't think you can hang with the likes of this dangling wangling dong. Bitch. Step to my greatness and bask in my failure as I make you look horrible for even trying. Don't even try to step to me.