-Somewhere in the grand scheme of things Joy and Payne decided to go clubbing. Hunter Payne was up for it, probably because Joy promised to take off his shock collar if he went. But Hunter had no idea Joy Giovanni had alternative motives-






-Hunter thought it was too revealing, but Joy didn't mind nor care. In fact it was all about of her devious plan to get Hunter Payne jelaous. They go to the front of the club. They start to talk as the wait to be moved inside-






Joy: mmmm there are a lot of hot guys here. Don't be surprised if I leave with one of them tonight. ;)


Payne: Whatever...


-He seemed pretty upset about her comment. Her plan was working and they weren't even in the club yet-


Joy: You wouldn't mind? Seeing as how we are exs and all?


Payne: Ugh...


Joy: I am going to have fun tonight!


Payne: Yeah me too...


Joy: Get out of here, nobody wants you. You'll be lucky enough to even make it in the club.


Payne: Leave me alone.


Joy: Calm down, I'm just being truthful. The real reason you're here is to be my designated driver for when me and my date have too much to drink.


-They reach the bouncer and he lets them both in. Already the cunning Joy Giovanni managed to put herself on a pedistool and kill Hunter Payne's confidence before they even stepped into the damn club! This is going to be a long night for Hunter Payne-





-As expected, in less than a few minutes Joy is hit on by multiple men! And Hunter Payne is like 4 feet away, and those assholes just walk right up to Joy and take him out of the equation. Alas, these weren't your typical assholes. They were a pack of savage horny wolves...assholes. As they practically gangbang Joy with their eyes. Joy embraces it. Hunter Payne feeling dejected, wants to go to the bar just to get away-


Payne: Hey Joy?


Asshole #1: So what do you like to do for fun?


Payne: Joy!


Asshole #2: Hey buddy. Take it easy! We are trying to conversate with the lady.


Payne: I could care less 'buddy'... Joy! I'll be at the bar!


-Joy completely ignores Hunter. "Damn it I know that bitch heard me!" He thinks to himself. As he walks away he hears one of the assholes whisper, but not really whisper because he's an asshole who didn't mean to whisper. He just wanted Joy to think he's polite with his insults-


Asshole #3: Thank goodness he left. What's his problem anyway Joy?


Joy: What? Oh I don't know that loser.

-They all laugh at his expense as he goes to the bar... Since he doesn't drink alcohol, he asks for a water. The bartender is ignoring him. Joy is pretending to be interested in the other guys conversation, but really she's spying on Hunter from a distance. Loving every minute of his misery-


Payne: Damn, this is the worst night ever...


???: Having a rough night huh?


-Hunter Payne looks up to see the woman that acknowledged him is gorgous. Giving Joy a run for her money in the looks department-




Payne: ....


???: You there?


Payne: I'm sorry, I was stunned by your beauty.


-This mystery woman laughs at Hunter Payne, but in a good way-


???: That's cute. Hi I'm Mary.


Payne: Hey Mary. I'm Hunter.


Mary: Nice to meet you Hunter.


Payne: Likewise Mary. So what brings a beautiful woman like you into a club like this?


Mary: "Club like this?" Is there something wrong with me being in a "club like this?"


Payne: Well no, there's nothing wrong with the club... Just the people... in the club... I guess.


Mary: Oh, well good. Because I actually know the people that own this club.


Payne: You do?


Mary: Yep.


Payne: That's so cool! What are they like?


Mary: They're very strict...


-Just then 'Get Low' by Lil' Jon starts playing-




Mary: Hey do you want to dance?


Payne: Yeah sure. I gotta warn you though, I'm not the best dancer.


-As they dance, Mary gets low. Her ass grinding on Hunter as Hunter yells-


Payne: "TO THE WINDOW!!! TO THE WALL!!! TILL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!!!!"...


-Joy sees Hunter Payne having so much fun and she gets pissed! This wasn't apart of her plan... Hunter continues to yell the lyrics, also doing the jacking off motion-


Payne: "TO ALL SKEET SKEET MOTHAFUCKA!!! ALL SKEET SKEET!!!"


Joy: What the fuck!


Asshole #2: What's wrong Joy?


Asshole #3: Would you like to dance?


Joy: Not with any of you losers.


-Joy storms over to Hunter Payne. Who is having the time of his life with Mary-


Joy: Hey. I want to go home now....

THE COCKBLOCK!

-Hunter Payne has a real dilema on his hands here... He could take Joy home and have no issues going into his match Monday, OR blow her off and enjoy one night with his sanity! And Mary ;) What will Hunter Payne do?!-

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-Hunter Payne gets his car keys out of his pocket and tosses them at Joy. She catches them-


Payne: Have fun.

THE COCKBLOCK IS BLOCKED!!!

-Hunter knew he was going to pay dearly for that! Giving Joy his car keys AND deciding to stay with Mary. But he didn't care at this point-


Payne: Hey Mary? Do you want to take a walk along the pier?


Mary: Sure.


-Hunter and Mary go for a walk outside. Just as 'Yeah' by Usher starts playing. Hunter is disappointed he doesn't get to dance to that, but is happy about leaving Joy behind-






-The start walking along the sidewalk with a beautiful view of the water-


Mary: So who was that girl?


Payne: What girl?


-Hunter playing stupid. Obviously not wanting to mention Joy-


Mary: The one you gave your car keys?


Payne: Oh her! Oh she's... an old friend...


Mary: Uh-huh, and were you ever in a relationship with this "old friend"?


Payne: It's complicated.


Mary: How complicated?


Payne: She's my stalker...


-Hunter said that because it was just sooo much easier to say that then to explain the whole "joint-contract" situation he has with Joy-


Mary: I doubt you would give your car keys to your stalker.


Payne: Oh no we're cool like that.


Mary: You're cool with your stalker?


Payne: I told you it was complicated.... So are you seeing anybody?


Mary: Not at the moment...


Payne: That's cool. So did you come to the club alone?


Mary: Well yeah, I'm not a party girl or anything. My parents just asked me to look over it for tonight.


Payne: Your parents??


-Mary gives Hunter a 'think about it' face-




Payne: Your parents own that place?!


Mary: Yep.


Payne: Now I get why you said they're strict.


Mary: Yep.


-They start to walk back to the club-


Payne: So hey, you kinda made my night Mary.


Mary: Aww that's really sweet.


Payne: Hey, can this not be like a one time thing?


Mary: Hunter are you asking me on a date?


Payne: That depends Mary, would you go on a date with me?


Mary: Haha, give me your phone.


-Mary puts her contact information in Hunter Payne's phone and takes a picture of herself to be cute-





Mary: Here's my number. Don't lose it...



Payne: I wont.



Mary: Call me.



Payne: I will.



-Mary goes back into her club. Hunter Payne has the happiest look on his face. Mary was so cool about everything. The way it's looking she will be replacing Joy. Hunter Payne crosses the little crosswalk that's right there. He admires Mary's number on his phone... Ok, that sounds weird, but you know what I mean! When you get a cute girls number and you're just thinking to yourself "Hell yeah! I got that cute girls number!" No? some of you don't know that feeling? Well it's a pretty awesome feeling. And yeah Hunter Payne was really happy. As he dialed for a taxi by the pier-

EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

BAM!!!!!

OH MY GOD!

-Hunter Payne was hit by a car! And his phone went flying into the sea of water, that was not far from him-




Payne: NOOOOO!!!!



Joy: What the fuck are you NO'ing about?! Just buy a new one! Now get in the car, you've got a match to get ready for!



-It was Joy. She hit Hunter with his own car! Hunter didn't even care about that. He was in shock he lost his phone with Mary's number in it, and was in no condition to go find her and get it again. Joy once again fucked Hunter Payne's night!-