Caliban's hotel room is a mess, comic books, coca cola, weed related items and candy are all over the place, the door knocks

Christopher my man hows it going?

He shakes the interviewers hand and pulls him inside quick

So what can I do for you dude? Let me guess table match?

The interviewer nods

Well it is going to be your home show debut and your teaming with a friend of yours LJ Havok, a week removed from getting out of hospital and days after you go through Saturday nights ladder extravaganza and of course monday night, against the angels of death in a tables match, some say you are basically putting yourself through a week long TLC considering the bad landing you met with on Monday. How are you feeling about this

Caliban clears his throat and gargles some water, turning off the stream of Deadman Wonderland running on a big screen in the corner.

Ok lets make this clear, I don't throw the word friend around easily, LJ Havok is a comrade, neither of us are here to make friends but at the same time we are both smart men, we both understand the importance of allies whether it be in a ring surrounded by snipers or trying to find Kush in Mississippi. And the really sick thing is the main reason we are doing it is to stay alive long enough to play kick the teeth down the throat. But LJ and Dre know where I am and they both know that in the right moments I'm always in the background. I give this warning one more time, Mondays title match means more than Gilmore and his personal life and quite frankly if I have to I will rip the dukes nuts off before he can get near that ring

The interviewer looks slightly scared at this, even being in the room when such a rant is going on never ends well when it comes to the darkman he desperately tries to get back on track

And the Tables match, TLC week, you know what really counts in this interview?

Caliban can't believe it

YES CHRISSY! Man you can stay, it's about time you brought you smart arse to the game, As for tables ladders and trust me I'm still feeling the chairs, I will say one thing, I got wars on the table dude, Mr rebel you have no idea what you produced when you threatened me but I'll get to you in a bit. Tables are the order of the day coming up really, I mean yeah I'll be dead after Saturday and I have a feeling I'll be beyond that after Monday night but Merchants of death you boys, oh boys you have no idea whats about to kick you in the face, you probably smiled when you saw you had been drawn against us. Well merchants of death you're about to meet TEAM FUCK YOU UP , enjoy boys

You mentioned Johnny rebel, you guys have a 2 sided thing going right now, he seems to of severely pissed you off but he has pledged to stand with you and LJ on Monday night so lets hear it, you have had your response what do you have to say to the guys (and I'll admit they have been unexpected) that have pledged to make sure the title match goes down without politics

Honestly boys I'll have a message for you all on ze old you tube channel once Chrissy here pisses off and gets us pizza

What?

Dude I'm buying, you hooked me up in the hospital, I owe you that. BUT back to tables, Watch everything I do on Saturday and just be happy Tables break boys, because on wednesday night I may be in the ring with the hottest rookie in the company but I promise you when it comes to me and LJ Havok I'm just as good as he is and he knows it, won't admit it, but then neither would I ha ha alright kid that's your lot now here go get me a medium pepperoni from the Pappa Jays down the street, its a 2 for deal night so help yourself, I got a battle cry to give

Caliban tosses the kid his wallet and Christopher leaves

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