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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson · **08-05-2013, 02:08 AM**

When you think of big time celebrities you think of beautiful, talented people with an amazing life style or fancy parties at red carpet events and awards ceremonies. These people are called the A-List celebs with there posh suits and dresses and there own drivers taking them too and from anywhere they want to.

Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson is one of these people...Kind of. Like these people Dwayne has surrounded himself with an entourage. The difference being that Dwayne’s entourage are not there to help him wipe his ass, do his shopping or organise his life, they are there to simply have fun.

Dwayne’s entourage are not normal people helping an “A-Lister” to do everything no they are already A-Listers themselves or as Dwayne hs called them The XXX-Listers. That’s right Dwayne has put together a group of his closest celebrity friends that he can party with, laugh with and maybe someday even wrestle with. Now don’t get me wrong The Rock did choose this group carfully, he has many friends that could have qualified but there are certain qualifications you must require to upgrade yourself from an Hollywood A-Lister to one of The Rock’s XXX Listers. It mainly comes down to attitude and Lifestyle, do you like to party, plus being able to fly your own plane helps.

The last of those qualifications were what made Dwayne align himself with the first of the XXX Listers, Broken Arrow and Grease star, John Travolta. Travolta as I am sure some of you will no is a qualified pilot. It’s a handy skill to have when your job consists on flying all over the world. Now this is not the only reason Dwayne chose John to be the first member of The XXX Listers, first off all as we have already said was hbis party attitude. Did you know...? John Travolta once put his jet on auto pilot while he snorted a line of cocaine of off a gorillas nipples, its true.

The next member of The XXX Listers is none other than former child actor and Smurfs star Neil Patrick Harris, what a guy I am sure you will all agree. Dwayne has been friends with Neil for a long time so it was always inevitable that he would chose him to join The XXX Listers but I must tell you he is one of the craziest mother-fuckers to walk gods green earth. I mean seriously you think the character he portrays in How I met Your Mother is a bit of a rascal, well you haven’t seen anything yet.

The final member of The XXX Listers some of you may find a surprise, but for Dwayne and the others who know him well will understand exactly why he is part of the hardest partying group in the entire world. Jim Parson, yes that’s right Sheldon Cooper from the blockbusting TV series The Big Bang Theory. Jim kind of knows how to party well at least he is better at it than the character he portrays in his show. Dwayne is a big fan of the Jim’s work in The Big Bang Theory and if we are honest this is the reason he invited him to join this group. Dwayne set one condition to Jim’s acceptance as a member of The XXX Listers and that was to always when around or near The Rock stay in that character of Sheldon Cooper. There was an agreement made where Jim requested that he may call himself “Sheldoar the Destroyer” whenever he wanted if they were in or around the XWF. Dwayne agreed thinking it was ok to make yourself sound a little more fearsome than you obviously actually are.

So there you have it... The XXX-Listers.

Neil Patrick Harris

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John Travolta

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Jim Parsons.

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“Yeah so as you all know I am Dwayne “The Schlong” Johnson and I will with the help of my friends here bring the party directly into the lives of the XWF universe. Starting tonight on Monday Night Madness. The XXX-Lister’s may not be able to be here tonight but this matchup In which The Rock has entered is going to be exciting.

Mainly due to The Great Schlong himself being in the match but also because what is at stake. A shot to be king of the XWF. Now this may not be a real king like Henry the VII and all that lot from Britain, hey I heard the queen was German anyway but don’t say nuttin! No its not a real king like that but it is a damn site more real than the Burger King Cough..Peter Gilmour...Cough!

This is an important role none the less, and it is a role that The Rock would relish dearly, i mean what better better way to spread The Rock and Thee XXX-Listers party atmosphere than by becoming the king and throwing the biggest XWF orgy of all time.

Think about the possibilities, they are endless. Think about The Rocks connections and potential stars that could be apart of the orgy with you, The Rock and the rest of the XWF universe.

OH WOW IT’S GONNA BE GREAT.

PEACE OUT BIATCHES!!!
ROCKY IS GETTING HIS DRINK ON.

Hey you see the KFC guy sat behind me... he is wasted. HAHAHA

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