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John Austin · (07-30-2013)

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Crimson Dong will be facing his toughest challenge yet. Never before has he took on a man that has much strength and power...*clears throat*, well inside a wrestling ring that is ;)

We begin but where else, at the glorious NEW home of one John Austin. See after his recent increase in pay from one Ricky Desmond; John moved to a bigger and better beach front home in Virginia Beach. We begin in the living room of the new home.

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We find John sitting on the bright pink couch and by the looks of it he is enjoying a cup of what seems to be hot chocolate. A bright pink couch??? ... hot chocolate?? ...you're probably wondering the same thing I am...John Austin is a weirdo but that's why the XWF nation loves to hate him.

He takes a few sips of the hot chocolate and sits the cup down on the wooden coffee table in-front of him.

Welcome to my new home ladies and gentlemen. You see after joining The Connection, my normal pay has tripled thanks to one Ricky Desmond and now I am living the good-life. I am enjoying some very expensive hot chocolate, hot chocolate that was made by the grand master of hot chocolate in the French Alps. I have a couch that costs more than your life and I am pretty much surrounded by the finer things in life. What better way to further my career you can say but see there is one thing that is stopping my career from really going into orbit. That one thing is defeating that miscreant, that scum named Crimson Dong. Like I stated in my last promo, when I debuted for XWF, all I could hear was everyone talking about this idiot. Talking about his victories and his wackiness over on the minor leagues, Shove-It. What better way to shut all those mother-fuckers up than defeating that Dong not once....BUT TWICE!

PAUSE...haha okay I just had to point out that he just said "defeating that Dong" hahaha sorry I am childish :P...we continue

I have faced a lot of men here in my short career in XWF. Luca Arzegotti, CM Punk, I was involved in that brutal Hell in a Cell six man match that messed up my gorgeous looks and I forced that idiot, Steve Davids to take a sabbatical because I embarrassed his ass so bad back at Wild Card. But see none of those men I mentioned can hold a candle to Crimson Dong. Don't get me wrong, I respect the hell out of you Dong but make no mistake about it, when you go barking up the wrong tree, your ass is as good as dead. It's one thing to call me out but wanting to face all of The Connection too? and in the same night?? you really prove my point that you are from a whole nother world brotha. I thought I was out there but you take the cake.

We see John's pet orange tabby cat, Garfield, jump up on the couch and into John's lap. Garfield begins to rub his head over John's knee basically saying "Give me some attention BITCH!" ....John begins to slowly pet Garfield. Garfield walks around John's lap a couple times before he basically plops down on his legs and falls asleep.

I meant to mention Dong that I caught your last promo you did and may I say...."WOW!" ...I don't know about you but if you bring that naked towel monster named Tito into the match, I will take great pleasure in beating it up...NO ...I mean...I will ..uh.... slice that monster in half!

Wow, way to save that one John *rolls eyes*

No-one will save you from the pain you will suffer Dong. Not Tito, not your rag tag team of misfits and not your boy Dwayne. I told you before, you have no business being in a bullrope match with this southern boy. I am every bit as good as I say I am and you will find out first hand on Shove-It. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out when your from the south like I am and you get placed in a bullrope match, it equals a easy win. So Dong, round one, take notes, please take those notes because in the future when you get put in this predicament again, you MAY have a actual chance of winning.

John takes a couple more sips of that sweet ass hot chocolate. Even Crimson Dong would agree how great this drink is.

One last thing, to my opponents in the main event, Chessmaster, Lightning, Alexandra, Neil Capra. You guys and gals get to hop in the ring with Mr. Wrestling himself. Lightning I think this makes your second time brotha. You all need to realize one thing, it doesn't matter if I have The Connection behind me or not, you all are going to go toe to toe with one of the hottest wrestlers in XWF and get ready for a lesson in wrestling one o one from yours truly.

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