Prelude:

With Wednesday Night Warfare just one short night away everyone was talking about the Wednesday Night Warfare debut of Mister. Russell Mania! Russell Mania, however, did not feel the same level of excitement. Upon hearing the news that his debut on the Wednesday night supershow, Mania immediately demanded that he be removed from the match, threatening to quit the XWF and join the WWE! XWF officials stood their ground against Mania's threats and Mania attempted to gain a WWE contract.... Unfortunately that did not go so well for the "Showcase Of An Immortal" who wound up on the wrong side of a one-sided beat down at the hands of the WWE COO; Triple H.

Upon returning to the X-Treme Wrestling Federation; Mr. Mania attacked XWF officials backstage and made his way to the ring to discuss his disdain for the decision-making in the XWF as well as letting all nine of his opponents how he felt about them. Mania's good day would soon get worse as a fed up ; Jerry "King" Lawler would leave the announce position and with the help of Michael Cole successfully beat down Russell Mania until Cameron & Naomi were able to help him escape.

Today is a new day! Russell Mania is still pissed off and why shouldn't he be? After all the XWF decided they wanted to toss away his BIG debut by tossing him into a match with 9 other guys! in a poor attempt to try and "Lose Mania In The Shuffle" but it didn't matter anymore, Russell Mania knew that he wouldn't get "lost in the shuffle", he couldn't get "lost in the shuffle", he was "THE SHUFFLE" and he was going to prove it....

Scene #1:

In 24 hours Russell Mania would be stepping into his first match on Wednesday Night Warfare! Where he would compete in a ten-man Gauntlet Match where the winner would receive a title match against the XWF X-Treme Champion! But for tonight Russell Mania was prepared to show the world that he was capable of winning a match wether it be one on one OR one on NINE... Mister. Russell Mania was the man everyone should BET on winning this one.

Backstage at a live XWF event Russell Mania is sitting backstage in his dressing room. The bruises that once covered Mania's face have been covered up by thick layers of make-up. He is wearing his disco suit, standing up preparing to head out and address the crowd, in the background we see Cameron and Naomi getting changed into their gear. Russell as focus as he is cannot seem to take his eyes off of the black beauties in the locker room with him

~Mister.Russell Mania~: They put TEN guys in my DEBUT match! TEN GUYS! I just don't get it! I am the single most entertaining man on the XWF roster!

Naomi nods her head. "That's right, Russell! Nobody brings the funk like you
do!"

"And I'm gonna keep bringing the funk... every week and every show..."Russell
says with a wide smile.

Cameron smiles excitedly and claps her hands. "Russell, you are so amazing!
And nobody has the moves like you do!"

Naomi places her hands onto her nicely curved and juicy ass. "Oh,
Russell...baby! Ya'll can move it."

Russell laughs, "That's right I can..." Russell says.

Cameron smiles and cutely laughs. "So when do we get to "dance" again with you, Russell?"

"Oh you know you get to dance with the "Showcase Of An Immortal" any time I go out there..." Russell replies.

Naomi licks her lips slightly and looks at Russell Mania. "What else do we get
do with ya'll, big man?"

"Who are you tryin' to play Naomi... ya know ya get to get down and funky..."
Russell replies.

Cameron smiles and eagerly looks at Russell Mania. "Really!? We do!?"

"Sheee... like ya need to ask..." Russell smiles.

Cameron licks her lips and places her hands onto Russell Mania's powerful chest
as Naomi moves her hands against his powerful left arm. "Nobody can funk like
ya'll, Russell!" Naomi says loudly.

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A short time later in Russell's locker room, "The Showcase Of An Immortal" has his hands on his waist as Cameron and Naomi eagerly tag team his massive stiff
cock.

"Mmmmmmm..." Cameron sweetly moans as she moves her wet tongue against the large shaft of his cock, while Naomi moves her tongue against the opposite
side of his shaft, with both gorgeous dancers moving their tongues with
skill.

"Mmmm yeah.... show me how ya get down girls..." Mania moans as Naomi and
Cameron work their tongues up and down against the sides of his big fat dick

Naomi works her tongue to the head of his cock as she works her tongue around
the swollen surface, while Cameron continues to work her tongue on his nicely
saliva coated shaft.

"Ahhhh mmmm sheee..." Russell moans as Naomi slides and slaps her tongue over the large head of his cock while Cameron eagerly works over the length of his pole with her tongue.

Cameron soon starts to guide her wet tongue up Russell Mania's large cock and reaches the head of his cock as her tongue and Naomi's tongue work together over the large head of his cock.

"Mmmmm damn..."Russell groans as Cameron and Naomi perfectly tag team the head of his cock, coating it with their warm saliva.

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After finishing up with Cameron and Naomi we see Mr. Russell Mania getting dressed again... Cameron and Naomi are fixing their hair and we hear a knock at the door. Russell makes his way over to the door and slowly opens it, he cautiously peeks and sees that the person knocking on his door was Steve Sayors.

Steve Sayors: Hello! Mr. Mania? Can I have a second of your time? I'd just like to ask you a few questions regarding your upcoming Gauntlet Match tomorrow night on Warfare.

~Mr. Russell Mania~: Steve, apparently you don't pay attention! I already discussed everything I need to "discuss"... There are no questions I need to answer! But I am going to go out there tonight because I went to the "powers that be" here in the XWF and I told them that I wanted to go out there TONIGHT and show the world what "RussellMania" is all about! So I went out and I hand picked some of the GREATEST superstars of all time! Nine of them! And I am going to head down to that ring and beat each and every one of them... One by one....

Steve Sayors: So your saying there is going to be an additional Gauntlet Match? Tonight?

~Mr. Russell Mania~: That's right, Steve! Live on XWF T.V Russell Mania will do what RICKY DESMOND will NOT be able to do and successfully RUN THE ENTIRE GAUNTLET by entering at Number ONE and WINNING!

The door opens up and Cameron and Naomi join Russell Mania out in the hallway. Mania puts his arms around both women and smiles from ear-to-ear while the two lovely ladies begin to rub his body.

Steve Sayors: And do you have any words for your opponent at "RUSSELLMANIA" on August 11th, and the man who some are saying "embarrassed" you; Jerry "King" Lawler?

~Mr. Russell Mania~: Jerry Lawler is nothing but a washed up old man! Like I told Jerry before I don't like him and I don't respect him! However, I do recognize that he is a Legend in the world of professional wrestling and I appreciate the old man accepting my challenge and accepting that it is his "time".... I will no longer refer to Jerry Lawler as; "The King" from this point forward he is; Jerry "The Hasbeen" Lawler!

Steve Sayors: And let me just ask, going into your match on Wednesday is there any ONE superstar that you are particularly concerned about defeating you?

Russell Mania looks at Steve then looks at both Cameron & Naomi, the three begin to laugh hysterically and Mania face-palms Sayors out of the camera's view. Mania and "The RussellManiacs" walk away towards the arena area.

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We are back live in the arena and we hear the sound of begin to play throughout the arena! And the fans get to their feet and begin to boo as Cameron and Naomi step out onto the stage and begin to dance around erotically until Mister. Russell Mania steps out on to the stage. Mania dances out on to the stage with a big grin smeared across his evil face as he joins arms with the girls atop the ramp and the three begin to make their way down the ramp! The three get to the ring and Cameron and Naomi hop up onto the ring apron and provocatively step through the ropes while Russell Mania slides under the bottom rope. The sound of begins to fade away as Naomi fetches a microphone for Mister. Russell Mania. Mania is given the mic and Cameron and Naomi both fall to their knees as the music turns completely off and begins to rub their hands over Russell's thighs, legs and ass. Mania looks around at the crowd smiling, removes his shades and raises the microphone to his lips.

~Mister. Russell Mania~: Ladies and WannaBeMe's! My name is..... MIIIIIIISTERRRRRRRR RUUUSSEL-L-L-L-L MAAAANEEEEYAAAAAA! And I am the "Showcase Of An Immortal", "The Grandest Man Of Em' All" and probably most importantly at this time... The NEXT XWF: X-Treme Champion!.... Now I don't want it to seem like I am "Getting Ahead Of Myself" because quite honestly... I'm a betting man and the odds of me winning are PHENOMENAL! I'm a shoe in! Hell I'm barely even thinking about the Gauntlet Match... I'm just looking forward to beating the holy high hell out of that DWEEB; Stevie Tyler!

The fans boo loudly and began to chant * STEVIE! STEVIE! STEVIE! * and Mania looks around and laughs out loud.

~Mister. Russell Mania~: Bahahahah! Go ahead! Chant for him all you want! You chant for him the same way you chanted for Eugene! You chant for him the same way you chant for every other "Wannabe-Loser" that you take pity on! And go ahead and continue to hate me! Because the fact is it doesn't make a difference! I am still a winner! Stevie Tyler is still a LOSER and the NINE other superstars in the Gauntlet aren't even remotely relevant! The fact is they took their TOP TALENT the POSTERBOY for the XWF.... Mister. Russell Mania... And they waste his DEBUT MATCH on a Gauntlet Match Entry! And not even with the "good talent" they put me in a match with curtain-jerkers like Salman,Peter, Salvator and Guy Toadie! They put me in there with "The Connection's Cheerleader" Andrew Morrison!.... Ricky Desmond! What a JOKE! Ricky Desmond I pray! I pray! My god I PRAY that you make it through Toadie and that little EMO-BOY {Jack Kronus} because I look FORWARD to being the one that eliminates you! And then theres that little WHORE; Christine Nash! Mmmmmmmmm... My dirty little girl...... Ha ha. Ya know, a few nights ago I showed you a photo of Ms. Nash from my "Private Collection".... And so many people liked it I figured.... Why not "beat this horse" a bit longer.... Ladies and WannaBeMe's.......

Mania points at the X-Tron and we see the following:


The crowd looks up at the X-Tron and a large cheer can be heard coming from the male attendance members! Mania looks at Cameron and Naomi who look up at the image licking their lips.

~Mister. Russell Mania~: Mmmmmm..... Someday Christine... Someday I am going to take you.... It could be this Wednesday on Warfare! I cannot wait to rub my hands all over your sexy body! Mmmmm.... I am going to have my way with you Christine.... Your body... will be MY BODY! And I am going to take my time with you... Mmmmmm... I cannot wait!

... And then theres Adam "The " Rollins! That big idiot! Rollins... I wont bother trying to talk to you because your too stupid to understand most of the things I say... And even if you could understand you might be enticed to actually come out here and run your mouth and honestly... As funny as it would be to watch... I'd rather not sit here and watch you spend 8 minutes trying to come up with a "come back".....

... I came out here with a purpose... I hand picked NINE MEN to compete in a 10-Man Gauntlet Match with me right here, right now... TONIGHT! And I am going to go through them all one-by-one! Just to show you ALL! That Mister. Russell Mania! Is the "Odd's On Favorite" going into Warfare this Wednesday! Now if you don't mind! Referee get down here...

Russell Mania snaps his fingers towards the backstage area and a referee comes racing to the ring and slides under the ropes!

Michael Cole: Is this happening? Is there going to be a Gauntlet Match right here tonight?

Jerry "King" Lawler: It has been confirmed with the XWF Board Of Directors, Michael! This match is happening and Russell "hand-picked" his opponents so you know this is going to be bad.....

Cameron and Naomi get off their knees, the each kiss Russell and step out of the ring! They each grab a steel chair and sit down at ringside. Suddenly the ring announcer steps into the ring.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest is a 10-Man-Gauntlet-Match! Currently in the ring... The superstar who drew #1.... Weighing in at 242lbs. From "The California Valley".... "The Showcase Of An Immortal", "The Grandest Man Of Em' All".... MISTER-R-R-R RUSSEL-L-L-L-L... MAAAINEEEYAAAAA!!!!

Mania removes his jacket and shades and looks around at the crowd smiling until this music begins to play throughout the arena!

The crowd goes crazy as WWE Hall of Famer; Koko B. Ware makes his way down the ramp with his infamous bird; "Frankie" on his arm! Koko gets down to the ringside area and sets Frankie down on a stand that was set up for him.... He takes off his entrance gear and walks up the steel steps and in through the ropes. The music stops playing and Mania goes right after Koko but the veteran dodges the punch and when Mania turns around he gets nailed with a viscious punch to the mouth which knocks him down hard to the mat! Mania clutches his jaw and looks up in pain at Koko who is smiling, taunting the audience who loves what they just saw!

In a fit of anger Mania hops back up and begins wildly swinging his arms at Koko but Koko nails him with a boot to the gut and bounces off the ropes knocking Mania down with a big clothesline and Mania rolls out of the ring to re-group..... Outside the ring Cameron and Naomi are trying to motivate Russell and Mania begins to circle the ring, looking for an opening to get back in... The ref gets to the count of "7" and Mania finally quickly slides.... Koko goes for another clothesline but Mania ducks, Mania bounces off the ropes and nails Koko with a clothesline of his own which knocks the Hall Of Famer to his back.

Koko quickly gets back to his feet but Mania knocks him down with a beautiful standing dropkick! Mania seeing his opening begins to kick away Koko on the mat! Mania backs up a few steps and calls for the but when he charges at Koko the wily veteran is too smart and avoids the maneuver and Mania lands flat on his back! Koko gets to his feet and looks around at the crowd and signals for the "Bird-Buster".... Mania gets to his feet and staggers around the ring, Koko kicks Mania in the stomach and hooks his head and is about to lift him but he sees Cameron & Naomi petting Frankie outside of the ring! Koko tosses Mania aside and walks over to the ropes and begins to yell at the women to leave Frankie alone.... The two women continue to distract Koko until Mania is back to his feet, they then stop petting Frankie and walk away, Koko then turns his attention back to the match and suddenly Russell Mania nails him with a . Mania goes for the cover and gets the 1.........2......................3!!!! Mania gets up smiling.

Ring Announcer: Koko B. Ware has been eliminated.

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Russell Mania falls over, laughing in the ring as TENSAI rolls out onto the ramp in a wheelchair! Tensai looks furiously at Mania as he rolls down the ramp! He reaches the ringside area and reaches onto the bottom rope from his wheelchair and pulls himself into the ring.... Mania looks on smiling as Tensai uses the ropes to pull himself up to his baseless feet.

Michael Cole: Why would Tensai even agree to this, King? He has two broken legs not even nearly healed.... Theres no way he can defeat Russell Mania who is virtually 100%.

Jerry "King" Lawler: It's all about pride! Tensai never has a chance to get his hands on Mania since Mania nearly ended his career! This is all about pride for Tensai! And it's also a genius maneuver by Russell Mania who picked all of these opponents!

Mania ruses at Tensai and tackles him into to the corner and begins to pound away with right and left hand blows to the head until Tensai is down in the corner! He then begins to stomp away at Tensai while he's down! Mania then pulls a beaten Tensai out of the corner to the middle of the ring and locks his broken leg in the . Tensai screams and pain and immediately begins to tap out but Mania keeps the hold locked in until the referee forces him off. Mania stands up and smiles down at Tensai who is holding his leg, screaming in agony.... Mania begins to kick him until he has disposed of Tensai from the ring. EMT's rush down to the ringside area to help bring Tensai to the back.....

Ring Announcer: Tensai has been Eliminated......

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And once again the crowd get to their feet but this time the man wheeling out from behind the curtain was Russell Mania's first official opponent in the XWF.... "The Funk-A-Saurus" Brodus Clay! Mania begins to laugh again as Brodus makes a similar entrance to Tensais... Rolling to the ring and using the bottom ropes to pull his body into the ring... Clay uses the ropes in the corner to pull himself up and Mania rushes at him and attempts to leap on top of Brodus but Brodus nails him with a devastating HEADBUTT!!!!



Mania crashes to the mat and the crowd goes crazy and Brodus continues to hold on to the top rope! He uses the ropes to pull himself closer to where Mania is laid out and then uses the ropes to push himself down on to Mania with a crushing "Big Splash"

The crowd raises to their feet as Clay lays atop of Mania and the ref goes in for the cover.......1.............2............. FOOT UNDER THE ROPE!!! Clay had been so close to the ropes that Mania in an act of desperation was able to slide his foot under the bottom rope and Clay is distraught!!!! Clay begins to use the ropes to pull himself back to his feet he reaches to the top rope and pulls himself back up.... He looks down at Mania, clutching to the ropes in pain.... He looks around at the crowd and yells *ONE MORE TIME* And falls down once again but this time Russell Mania rolls out of the way! Mania rolls out of harms way and gets back to his feet.... Clay is beginning to stir as he once again grabs on to the ropes and begins to pull his legless body back to a vertical base.... And as soon as he does Russell Mania charges at him and nails him with a Mania hooks the leg............1.............................2..............................3!!!!

Ring Announcer: Brodus Clay has been Eliminated.........

Mania looks around at the crowd smiling but holding his ribs in pain as a group of referee's and trainers rush the ring to assist Clay in leaving the ring... Mania looks around smiling gleefully, taunting the angered crowd......

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Finally a giant that was NOT confined to a wheelchair and Russell Mania looks up with a look of concern as the massive Legend King Kong Bundy makes his way down the ramp! Mania takes a big gulp and there is an obvious look of concern on the faces of Cameron and Naomi as the massive superstar walks up the steps and into the ring.... Bundy look across the ring at Mania and smiles and begins to chase Mania around the ring! Mania is running like a scolded dog! Finally Bundy catches him by the hair!!! He turns Mania around and swings a huge right hand.... MANIA DUCKS!!!!! Bundy's massive right hand collides with the referees face and the ref goes down hard!!!!!! Bundy looks down at the ref in shock and when he turns around Mania goes for a "Mustache Ride" but Bundy shoves him off and when Mania turns around Bundy scoops him up and nails him with a powerslam!!!! Mania is down and Bundy goes for the cover... The ref slowly begins to get up... The ref sees Bundy going for the cover but instead of making the count he calls for the bell to be rung!!! Bundy looks at the ref in shock and confusion as the ring announcer runs up to the ref to get the official decision.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! As a result of a DISQUALIFICATION for harming an XWF Official.... King Kong Bundy has been ELIMINATED!!!!!

Bundy looks outraged as Cameron and Naomi jump up and down with excitement! An angry Bundy stands up, looks around at the crowd and steps out of the ring and storms backstage. Cameron and Naomi slide in to the ring and try to revitalize Russell Mania who is clutching his ribs in pain.

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The crowd chants *GILLBERG.......GILLBERG.......GILLBERG* as Gillberg stands in the ring staring down Russell Mania who is still feeling the effects of the last four opponents he has faced! Three of which were over 300+ each! Mania comes at Gillberg agressively but out of nowhere Gillberg nails Mania with a running shoulder block which knocks Mania to the canvas!!! Mania rolls over clutching his ribs as Gillberg go to the opposite side of the ring and bends over... Stalking Mania for the "Spear"


Just as Gillberg is about to run at Mania with the Spear Cameron and Naomi hook both of Gillbergs legs from under the ropes and Gillberg falls flat on his face!!!! The referee who was busy checking on Mania missed who whole thing... Mania is now back on his feet stalking Gillberg and as soon as Gillberg gets to his feet Mania nails him with a Mania goes for the cover.......1..........2..........3!!!!

Ring Announcer: GILLBERG! Has Been Eliminated!!!!

Gillberg rolls out of the ring and Russell Mania appears to have gotten a second wind! Cameron and Naomi are going crazy watching their man decimate every opponent that gets in his way! Russell Mania has already defeated FIVE OPPONENTS!

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The "One-Legged Wonder Kid" Zack Gowen makes his way to the ring wearing his t-shirt and prosthetic leg. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and Russell Mania smiles at him confidently as Gowen removes the prosthetic leg and tosses it outside of the ring. Mania charges at Gowen who hops toward Mania and the two tie up in the middle of the ring... Mania shoves Gowen flying across the ring with each but Gowen bounces off the ropes and nails Mania with a dropkick which knocks Mania hard to the mat!

Gowen pops up to his feet and looks around at the crowd who are going crazy!!!! A shocked Mania pulls himself back to his feet and Gowen knocks him back down with another Dropkick and Mania rolls out of the ring to regroup... Mania quickly slides back under the ropes and charges at Gowen but Gowen rolls out of the way and when Mania turns around Gowen leaps high into the air... Hooks Mania's head and nails him with a huge SNAP DDT!!! The crowd all get to their feet as Gowen gets back to his feet and stares at the turnbuckle with a driven look in his eyes.... He hops over to the turnbuckle and begins to climb it..... Cameron and Naomi watch fearfully as Gowen reaches the top rope, Gowen looks down at Mania who still has not moved an inch and turns around and goes for the One-Legged-Moonsault! But Mania rolls out of the way!!!!!! Gowen clutches hid midsection in pain and staggers around right into a !!!!! Mania goes for the cover.....1.........2.........3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mania stands up, wipes saliva from his lips and aggressively shoves Gowen out of the ring.

Ring Announcer: Zack Gowen has been ELIMINATED

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The fans are going crazy and a battered and beaten Russell Mania seemed to be regretting his decision to place "The Bizarre One" in this match!!! Goldust gets in the ring and immediately begins playing mind games with the exhausted Russell Mania.....



Finally Russell Mania approaches Goldust and attempts to kick him in the mid-section but Goldust catches Mania's foot and uses his free hand to punch Mania to the mat!!!! Cameron and Naomi look on with obvious concern for Russell! Mania lays on the mat holding his mouth in pain as Goldust taunts the wild crowd! Goldust grabs Mania by the hair and pulls him to his feet.. Mania begins to nail Goldust in the ribcage with right and left hands until Goldust break the hold... Mania then begins to punch away at Goldust head with right & left hand blows... Mania suddenly Goldust bursts out of nowhere and nails him with a Tornado Clothesline! Mania crashes hard to the mat and Goldust gets back to his feet and motions for the "Curtain Call" Goldust once again pulls Mania to his feet, spins him around, hooks his head and ..... NAILS HIM WITH THE CURTAIN CALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hooks the leg!!!!!!! 1..............................2............................KICK OUT!!!!! THE TENACITY THE MANLINESS!!!!! RUSSELL MANIA kicks out!!!! Goldust looks around in shock as Cameron and Naomi jump up and down giddily!!!! Goldust once again begins to pull Mania up by the hair when suddenly Naomi hops up onto the ring apron and begins screaming at the ref.... The ref looks over at Naomi and suddenly Naomi lifts up her shirt flashing the referee her BARE TITS! The ref immediately tries to get Naomi to cover up and suddenly Mania nails Goldust with a low-blow followed up by a MUSTACHE RIDE!!!!

Naomi hops down and the ref turns around to see Russell Mania making the cover.....1..........................2.............................3!!!!!!!!

A battered and beaten Russell Mania had bested 7 out of 9 opponents thus far! Who would be next? And could Mania continue on any longer, he was obviously feeling the effects of the SEVEN matches had had already wrestled.

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One half of the Bushwhackers!!! Bushwhacker Luke makes his way down to the ring as the EIGHTH opponent for Mr. Russell Mania in the Gauntlet! Luke makes his way down the ramp "Licking" fans all over the front row! He then make his way up the steel steps while not taking his eyes off of Mr. Russell Mania..... Mania stands back in his corner waiting for Bushwhacker to get in the ring. Luke steps through the ropes and the twomen slowly make their way towards on another.... Mania begins to trash talk Luke and Luke responds with a thumb to the eye! Mania holds his eye in pain as Luke grabs him and nails him with an atomic drop and Mania bounces around holding his groin until he falls to the mat! Luke picks Mania up and places his head between his legs and goes for a piledriver.... But Mania manages to escape between Lukes legs and crawl right out of the ring! Mania seeks comfort with Cameron & Naomi but Bushwhacker follows him outside of the ring and grabs him by the back of the head..... smashes Mania heads off of the announce table multiple times and then tosses him to the floor!

Cameron and Naomi try to assist Mania back up but Luke scares them away! Luke looks at Mania psychotically and then looks around at the crowd.... He waits until Mania gets back to his feet and nails him back down with a STIFF clothesline! Luke then immediately lifts up the ring skirt and pulls out a TABLE!!! Luke slides the table into the ring and then picks up Mania and tosses him in as well, Luke quickly follows..... Mania lay motionless in the ring and Luke picks up the table and begins to set it up..... Mania gets back to his feet and Luke knocks him right back down with a shot to the head! Luke finishes setting the table up and in what could be the shining moment of his 40+year career stands on top of the table and begins to taunt the crowd who for the first time ever are paying attention to him!!!! But suddenly Naomi hops up on to the apron and begins to distract the referee...... Cameron then slides into the ring and from behind low-blows The Bushwhacker!!!! Russell Mania gets a sudden burst of enery and spirts up and nails Luke with a "Mustache Ride" Through The Table!!!!!!!



Mania rolls Luke over in the middle of all the carnage and goes for the cover......1....................2..............................3!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Bushwhacker Luke has been ELIMINATED!!!

Luke rolls out of the ring in pain and slowly begins to walk to the back and the medical staff assists him... But Russell Mania, while victorious.... still have one opponent left to go and has hardly moved since covering Bushwhacker Luke..... Mania slowly gets to his feet and motions for a time out... He asks the ref to get him a microphone and the ref does.....

~Mister. Russell Mania~: ............ Cameron.......Naomi.... you know I love you girls but I hand picked every last one of these opponents so I know who that last opponent is going to be... and honestly.... I want to do this one on my own.... Girls..... please go backstage.......And don't come back out until after the bell has rung.... Even if it looks like I need your help...... I need to do this on my own.....

Russell Mania tosses the microphone to the outside of the ring and Cameron and Naomi...much like the crowd are shocked by what had just transpired.... Confused, they make their way to the backstage area.....

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The sound of Eddie Guerrero's theme begins to blare throughout the arena and the fans don't know what to this.....

Michael Cole: What the? What the hell is going on?

Jerry "King" Lawler: This is low.... Even for Russell Mania.....

Eddie's music stops and the referee begins to count.......1......................2................3....................4.............5.....................6....................7......................8......................9.....................10!!!!!!!!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen.......... *rolls eyes* Eddie Guerrero has not reached the 10-Count thereby... He has forefeited this match!!!

*DING! DING! DING!* bell rings as begins to play throughout the arena!!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...... MISTER-R-R-R-R.... RUSSEL-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L....... MAYYYYYYNEEEEEIYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Cameron and Naomi charge the ring and begin mauling the manly man! Russell Mania falls over as Namoi's fat ass hops on top of him and the three begin to aggressively "make-out" in the middle of the ring..... Mania can be heard sliming and saying *I beat Eddie Guerrero* and being re-assured by Cameron and Naomi that he had..... Mania with the help of Cameron and Naomi stands in the middle of the ring....breathing heavily.... but smiling...... Cameron passes him a microphone and the to ladies begin to rub his sweaty, hairy chest...

~Mister. Russell Mania~: You thought I was AFRAID of the Gauntlet Match? Not at all.... You wanna know my thoughts on the "Gauntlet Match"...........Psshhfft...... Gauntlet Match..... Schmauntlet Match........ Keep that belt warm for me, Stevie.......

Mania tosses down the microphone and Cameron and Naomi begin licking the sweat on his hairy chest and then passionately kissing him on the lips as the show fades to black.

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