This list was published on the XWF website and was written by Ricky Desmond. This is his opinion and his opinion only.

These are the top 10, or bottom 10 depending which way you would like to look at it, most terrible people in the XWF. Although there are some people who are merely singles wrestlers, there are also some people I have held as a collective.

We will start with the honourable mentions. These are the people who are terrible but didn't quite make it due to certain reasons. Perhaps they've accomplished something worthwhile? Perhaps they just aren't as terrible as some of the other people. Well here we go...

Luca Arzegotti: Right, I will admit something. Luca is no where near in the top 10 most terrible people in XWF. However, I feel like he deserves to be brought up because his name gets dropped everywhere these days and it would be wrong for his name to not pop up once again. The guy has everything going for him at the moment. Yet I can't help but think he's slightly awful in his own way. Getting his ass bloody by Madison's maggot cock every week is not only disturbing and disgusting but I would also describe it as terrible. Credit to the guy though, despite all of the obvious jokes about how he's so far up Madison's ass he is struggling to breath, the guy did push Madison to the limit at Leap of Faith, as well as in bed. So therefore, he is nowhere near worth mentioning... Plus the guy is in the main event. Respect where respect is due for our resident ass hole.

Ultimate Mystery: Zzzzzzzzzz who? I know right? Anyone who needs a shiny mask in order to get any personality across at all is terrible. It's not original it's not exciting and it doesn't immediately make you good at flying around. The only reason Ultimate Mystery did not make the list is because he is just too boring to quite make the cut. That's a fact.

Jason E Smith: For a while he was on the list. Again though, he's not even really worth putting on a list. He lacks charisma and personality but he does make up for it in brute strength and admittedly despite his stupidity, I would prefer to avoid getting hit by a clothesline by him because he is what we in Britain call an absolute unit.

Griffin MacAllister: The only reason he failed to make the list is because let's face it, we don't know enough about him just yet. I know one thing though he's pretty damn deluded and foolish if he honestly thinks he stands any chance against me on Warfare this week. He claims he doesn't know me, so I must be doing something wrong? Griffin, you poor fool, of course you don't know me, you haven't been here so how would you? Those kids say the silliest of things!! I am looking forward to fighting him though, and I know it won't be easy, but I need to win, so it shall be my victory.

Agent Orange: This guy has potential. The only thing that makes him an honourable mention is the fact that every time I see him in the corridor, I can't help but think of Terry's Chocolate Oranges. Although these chocolate oranges are tasty, they are a woman's food and we all know that the women are inferior to men in the ring. Just saying.

Mystica: Please please please please please. Anyone who needs to be handed a god damn tag belt is terrible! EARN IT. That is all.

Sweet Cheapshots: Hey this guy is good in the ring, he's funny, and he created some pretty funny ideas. Right? Right. Well what makes him terrible I hear you cry, that's simple... XWF is for laughs and jokes but not all the time. Constantly? You think this place is a joke do you? Well you're in the wrong damn business.

Chris Legend: This guy is going to get a long old rant at him and then I will tell you at the end why he didn't make the list. Actually no, I will tell you now because once this rant gets going, it will take a while to stop. He is not in this list because I haven't seen him for quite a while, therefore meaning he is not worth being put in 'The List'. Chris Legend created his own belt to try and make himself look good and hold some prestige. What an idiot. CM Punk and Archie Lawson held a beer pong tournament that held more prestige than that belt. Chris you do know anyone could just create a belt out of nothing right? Right. Plus for you then to try and defend it like anyone actually gives a shit about that lump of crap was just the icing on the cake for me. You suck. You haven't been around in a while and quite frankly no one would care if you never came back. In fact we would all rather you didn't. You're the only man who's so careless with his money to actually put it on the line in a match for no reason other than to gloat. Now I am a proud businessman and am very wealthy myself, but I do not choose to throw money in people's faces just to show off because I am better than that. Showing off all of that money just proves how weak you really are Chris. You need money to make you feel better about yourself when the fact of the matter is, you're just another failure who is beaten up, bruised and long gone...




Anyway, the honourable mentions is completed. I know what you're thinking right? That's a heck of a lot of mentions. Well I have a lot to say about everyone in XWF. I like to get things off my chest and this was a brief way of doing so. If any of you have any complaints feel free to say something to me because I am more than happy to give you a much more detailed article of why you are in fact so damn terrible and why Ricky Desmond is so damn brilliant...

I hope you enjoyed part 1. Soon we will be counting down the top 10 in much greater detail than these mere honourable mentions.