Part II :Some serious training in the virtual world of Mortal Kombat .

Narrator : Yeah this is the fiction world, we could do whatever we want and this is what our video games wrestler is proving. By challenging a fighter in Mortal Kombat for his training against Mister Radio. He appears virtually in the pit stage of Mortal Kombat 1 with the music going on...

Gamegenie : Hey!  I'd like no music while i'm sending my opponent to the spike ok?

Narrator : But it's catchy beat...

Gamegenie : I know but i want to stay focus, i wouldn't want to die that quickly.

Narrator : Alright genius!  It's will be without that awesome theme. The first opponent is comming and it's  Noob Saibot.  Poor Gamegenie, he will be prisoner by the spamfest of the black ninja with both last names of both creator of Mortal Kombat. Our heros, is about to shit his pants againts his fearsome ninja.


Gamegenie : Actually,  I'm freezing because we are at the top of this bridge. Brrrr....it's hard challenging someone to a Mortal Kombat with that temperature.

Narrator : Stop acting like a diva and face Noob Saibot.


Noob Saibot : Yeah! Do what he said.

Narrator : Said the Black Ninja who can surprisly hears me.....oh! Gosh i better be careful with my words or  i'm going to die with a Make a wish fatality of the Original Sub Zero. Anyway, both fighter are in the center of the bridge and they are waiting for Shao Kahn to start the party.

Shao Kahn voice : Round 1  Fight!!!

Narrator : The 1st  round it's a little bit rough for our 16-bit Wrestler because he is prisoner by the clone tackle football of the ninja warrior. When he try to make a move, he use a tele-grab to annoy  our protagonist. Noob Saibot delivers a uppercut after a fails jump of the Mask  wrestler who at my directions.....


Gamegenie : What are you doing?

Narrator : I'm narrating your fight you idiot. Anyway, Gamegenie dodge a axe kick of Noob Saibot and he counter attack with a arm drag. Since we are in a video game, he uses the knowledge of Dan Hibiki with a triple flying jump kick i don't remember the name....

Gamegenie : It's a Dankukyaku you noob!!


Narrator : Thanks for correcting mister i know  all......*sigh* Anyway after i was surelly interrupted. I was saying then our Protagonist gains control after a  Dankukya.....ah! Fuck it let's call  a move with a tatsu motion. Gamegenie got the advantage but he is easily distracted by the teabagging of the Black ninja.


Gamegenie : Oh! Yeah a teabag moves uh?  Get a load of this!!!!  USHYAAA!!!!


Narrator : Said the 16-bit wrestler after rolling in the group  and doing a saikyo taunt in front of a irritate Noob Saibot, who continue the same annoying  tactics who could make our protagonist rage quit, if he were nears of his Xbox 360. We can hears the sound  prevents then someone is in danger.


Noob Saibot : Ha ha ha! You are done,  i'm going to win the first round.

Gamegenie : We gonna see about that chump!

Narrator : Unfortunately for him, Noob Saibot get the victory of the 1st round after spamming the tele-grab on the poor Gamegenie, who is about to meet the spike if he doesn't act now.

Shao Khan  voice: Noob Saibot Win!!  Round two  fight!!!


Narrator : Here we go for the round two, it's starting well for our 16-bit Wrestler who unleashed the Saikyo power on Noob Saibot. He uses this opportunity  to uses his X-Ray  moves being the Bomb-Omb Driver who destroy his skull a little bit. But Fortunately, we are in the world of Mortal Kombat. Noob Saibot can continue to fight  despite having some fissure in his skull.

He continue to gains the advantage by using all the knowledge of a fictionnal Dan Hibiki.

Gamegenie : Hey! Show some respect for our  Saikyo master....Aaaaargh.

Narrator : Unfortunately, the Video game freak got distracted by my voice. If he wasn't stupid enough, he would have avoid the Noob Saibot clone tackle  attack. Now he is force to found a way to get out of  this mess or Noob will send him in the bottom of the pit. The 16-bit Wrestler  found a way to counter attack with a vicious shoryuken to the chin. He manages to get the victory of the second round with a gadoken.

Gamegenie  ( doing a teabag in the face of Noob) : Yeaah!!! Take that you scrubby Ninja   Uh!!

Shao Kahn : Gamegenie win!!  Round 3  Fight!!


Narrator : Here come the last round between these two, anything can happen in a virtual world. We can even make a yoshi appears. Oh! My god!  The idiot believes in my narration.


Gamegenie : Oh! Where?  I always want to pet a Yoshi, in specially the blue one....aaargh.


Narrator : Once again, the distraction of his naive superstar cost him the opportunity to get the upper hand. Right now, it's Noob Saibot who is in control of this match with those annoying tactics of spamming his clones. He taunt a impatient Gamegenie with some teabag.


Noob Saibot : Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Suck my cock! You will not only be able to defeat me but you will also lose again, this monday versus Mr Radio.

Narrator : Like a fish biting the bait,  the 16-bit Wrestler is easyly anger  against  the mockery of the Undead ninja. He try to gains control with hatred but couldn't do anything. He keep receiving a spam beatdown by Bi-Han. Gamegenie is taking some step to think at a good strategy versus his hellacious spamming.


Gamegenie ( thinking) : Gotta think at something usefull or i'm done for good.


Narrator ( Whispering in the ear of Gamegenie) : Aim his nutsack...


Gamegenie : Oh! Really?  Thanks Narrator, you are a good allie.


Narrator : Thanks my advices,  Gamegenie is able to delivers a low blow in the balls of the older brother of the younger Sub-Zero. Our Protagonist hears Shao Kahn  saying finishing him. Which announce the end for our poor Noob Saibot.


Gamegenie : Ha ha ha ha ha! Time to meet your demise you fucking scrub.

Narrator : But all of sudden, here comes Akuma stealing the spotlight of Gamegenie with a Raging Demon....




Narrator : And then, he send Noob Saibot into the spike with this moves.



Gamegenie : Hey!! You steal my moment!! You are so means Akuma.

Shao Kahn voice: Alright then  Akuma win!! Fatality!!


Gamegenie : I could have easyly beat him but nooooo.....Mister Gouki decide to stole my victory.....

Akuma : ….....


Narrator : The Demon Shoto quickly intimidate our Protagonist with his look and he quickly disapears from this stage. Gamegenie is looking around to see if he could found a trace of the hidden warrior but  he doesn't seems to be around.


Gamegenie : Well first the locker room and now the pit stage. What next to Akuma? Why did he always interfere in my plan?

Narrator : I don't know but fortunately for you, he won't be able to interfere in your match versus Mister Radio. Because he is a fictional character and you are real.

Gamegenie : You damn right i'm real!! I'm going to give my all  this Monday against Mister Radio or i'm going to play cooking Mama for the wii if i'm still losing.


Narrator : That is a bet i'm willing to make it happen if you still losing but let's hope  it's won't be the case. Because anyone deserves  to shine and Gamegenie deserve to make a name for himself. He need to prove to Methodcobra and Yan, then he could be like them. Well enough for today and don't miss all the actions of Monday Night Madness.