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She was alive! Tommy was right in his pursuit of bringing fiction into reality!


Entering another dimension where the twisted Dr. Frankenstein was an actual real living and breathing person, only to steal his equipment and use it to reanimate the deceased Miss Fury! 


It worked, his creature was alive!


MISS FURY WAS ALIVE!!!


"Jessica, can you hear me?"


It silently blinked at him.


"I did it! I brought you back! I gave you life!" He was giddy, beside himself even. He had hoped it would work, but really? Just, really!?!


"Life?" The creature asked.


"Yes! I gave you life!"


"Life," she repeated.


The creature was much quicker than he expected, new life and all.


“This is great! Do you know your name!?” He asked as he leaned in to examine her closely.


The creature blinked at him.


“Damnit!” Tommy kicked a bucket! “I was worried about this,” he huffed before taking his creature by the shoulders, “but we’ll get through it! I brought you back from the dead; I will find a way to return your memory as well!”

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NOW! --------------->

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BOB HQ!


THE O-G!


NEW YORK CITY!


This place is pretty dusty!


And dim. Seems Tommy is having trouble paying the powerbill, judging by all of the half melted candles burning away in Tommy's makeshift office. 


It's here that we find a curious looking gentlemen sitting across from Tommy's desk. 


"So it says here that your name is "The Mad Miner?"




"Yes, and I'm madder than Hell that the world is trying to switch to clean energy! That's why I now use my pickaxe to smash every solar panel that I see!"


Tommy nods, impressed with the self serving villainary against the world. 


"Very good, but tell me, what attracted you to the ad?"


"Do you mean, why do I want to join your team?"


"Obviously! What are you looking to get out of this?"


"Oh, easy! Wind turbines!"


"Wind turbines?"


"Yeah, fucking wind turbines! No matter how much I whack away at'em, my damned pick axe just won't bring'em down! I need help!"


"Well," Tommy paused to build anticipation, "I'm sure that we could offer some assistance in that area, should you be interested."


"Hey, if you have a way of bringing those metal, noise polluting, cancer causing, job stealing monstrosities down, then I'm pretty much game for doing whatever else you need!"


"GOOD! That's exactly what I like to hear! Now~! Do you have have experience in monster handling!?" Tommy asked with wide and excited eyes!


"Uh..."  The Mad Miner tilted his head curiously. "What do you mean by monster handling?"


Tommy pressed a button on his desk phone. "Jenean, can you send her in please?"


Krrrrshhhhhtttt "Right away, Mr. Slavino!"


Within moments, Fury burst through the door with a roar!




The Mad Miner craps his pants. Trust me, you can just tell.


Fury storms into the room and B-lines it straight for The Mad Miner, and he craps his pants as he brings his pickaxe up to deflect in sudden incoming swipe from the green skinned, catsuit wearing, reanimated monster!


"Holy shit!"




"If you want the job, you need to HANDLE her!"


To his credit, The Mad Miner does a knock up job surviving the brutal onslaught brought on by Franken-Fury, and even finds an opening to take his swing; and he does, stabbing the weapon into Franken-Fury's thigh!

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"Can you handle her Ruby!? HA! I think not!"


"She always had your number, and that was because she had you pegged from the very beginning! A fake, a phony, and pretender! You stand on your high horse and preach your morality onto others. You use your status as a "hero" to infect the minds of others and draw them into you like a cult!"


"YOU STOLE HER BEST FRIEND! YOU STARTED THIS! NOW MY MONSTER WILL FINISH IT!"


"Because while she may not be the Jessica that we all remember, one thing did return with her to this world!"










"HER HATRED FOR YOU!!!"

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"So, your name is Thunder Knuckle, singular... Is that right?"


"Fuck yeah it is, chief!"





"And you're sure that you aren't just Thunder Knuckles in an Native American headdress?"


"What!? Fuck no, I ain't that white bastard! I'm full blooded Navachino engine! Not that the other tribesmen recognize my fucking heritage! I tried to get them to pay up my share of all that Casino money and them fuckers had me banished from the land en-fucking-tirely! Can you fucking believe it!?"


"Hardly, but I suppose that explains why you only rob reservation Casinos."


"Damn right! Fuck them Washington Football team name changing sons of bitches! Maybe I enjoyed being represented by the late great best football team in the world!"


"So, what are you looking to gain from this opportunity, should you get it?"


"Paid! I want y'alls help taking down each and every fucking reservation casino in the nation! You help me do that, and I'll damn well do nearly anything you ask!"


"Okay, sounds great! Robbing casinos is like child's play for a faction like the one that I'm building! I just have one last question for you before we proceed with your hiring."


"Ask away, man, I'm an open book!"


"Do you have any experience in monster handling?"


"In what now?"


Tommy pressed the intercom button.


Jenean, send her in, please."


Krrrrshhhhhtttt "Right away, sir!"


Fury burst into the room!




"What the fuck, man!" Thunder Knuckle jumps to his feet and braces himself as the monster rushes in!




With a powerful swat from Franken-Fury, Thunder Knuckle flies across the room and crashes into the wall, leaving a huge fat ass crater before dropping to the floor with a thud!


"You had best get up if you want the job!"


But singular TK does not get up, or even move. If it were a trick to try and escape the wrath of this furious creature, it didn't work! Franken-Fury hammer fist the shit out of singular TK, literally!


"Shame, he showed such promise too!"


Just like before, Franken-Fury, once done smashing the recruit, turned her attention to Tommy!





Just as imposing with her aggressive stance as she was with her roar, Tommy quickly retrieved the Franken-Stunner from his pocket. "Why do you make me hurt you so, my love?" Tommy pressed the button, but nothing!




"Oh shit!" Tommy braced for impact as Fury rushed towards him!