John Austin
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07-04-2013, 08:36 AM
>> A New PARTNER??????
We open up at the local studio headquarters of XWF. Here at XWF, inspiring talent come here to meet with the head honcho and sign their contract to seal their fate. While the riffraff on the Madness and Warfare roster, comes here to cut promos for the company and today is no different.
John's infamous beat up, black Ford, pick up truck pulls up into the parking lot. You have to wonder with the money John makes, he could buy himself a better car...ehh oh well. John has already entered into the building and we see him walking down that long hallway. The long hallway to the "learning tree" as the boys call it. Pictures hang on the hallway of the top guys in the company in action like Luca Arzegotti, Eli James and Dean McGovern.
John enters into the room and is greeted by the yes men of the company. John walks onto the set and continues to bs with the camera man. A young intern comes in and places a small microphone around the collar of his white sports-jacket. The camera man begins to count down Austin and the red light begins to glow on top of the camera....BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
Hello everyone, my name is John Austin and I am the hottest wrestler on Monday Night Madness. You may know me from some of my battles against Chris Legend, Luca Arzegotti...yes I faced him, look it up! and most importantly that waste of space...Steve Davids. This Monday night, I have to take on Shawn Steele. Shawn Steele, the man who...... um....he faced......
John looks off behind the camera.
Can someone tell me who the F**K Shawn Steele is? Look him up on Wikipedia.
John focuses back looking into the camera.
No-one knows you Shawn, isn't that depressing? ... Are you like Crimson Cobra and trying to be very mysterious?...do I need to pull out my sweet Iron Man mask again? *laughs to himself quietly* Anyways, Shawn Steele, the "badass" of X-treme Wrestling Federation. Would that make you badass one hundred sixty five in XWF?
John takes off his jacket to reveal a "Christine Nash" t-shirt. He throws his jacket off camera and resumes to speaking.
You know Shawn I have took on men more bigger and more badder than you. You can consider this match the biggest of your career, me, it's just another day at the office. I got bigger and better things to worry about than some roided up freak, yelling at the camera and saying how he is going to whip my ass.
John takes a short pause.
See I can talk trash too Shawn Steele, what do you have to say about that? ....Nothing and that's your problem, you say nothing. You want people to take you seriously in this company? you have to talk for once in your life. So come on brotha, I can't wait to hear your response. I have been training for our conquest this Monday and I want to introduce you to my training partner. This man is well known around the world as the baddest wrestler that ever came out of Mexico.
John steps off camera and walks back on the scene a moment later with his pet, a orange tabby cat named Garfield. Garfield has a mask on of the great luchador, El Gato Magnifico. John holds Garfield up to the camera.
(This is a fan painting of the legend. No pictures of him physically exists at this time
Let me introduce you to El Gato Magnifico. El Gato has faced the likes of the original Blue Demon and has defeated El Hijo Del Santo in the middle of Monterrey, Mexico. I have learned the ways of the master here and I am ready for you Shawn Steele. Now El Gato...do you have anything to say to Shawn Steele?
MEOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! you just got told! ...haha oh my god..., I hope you censored that camera man.
John puts Garfield down and Garfield walks off set. John looks down at his shirt and smiles. He focuses his attention back to the camera.
Okay, no more games, no more antics. Shawn Steele, you are stepping in the ring with Mr. Wrestling. I have trained under the likes of Dutch Mantell and The Destroyer. These two men help mold me and trained me to be the greatest wrestler that I am. You don't deserve this match but if you want to take a lesson from the master then I will be happy to whip your ass from corner to post
John takes a short pause
We are living in a blood stained world. The blood pours from the walls and the blood pours from the skies. What does that mean, I DON'T KNOW but it sounds good to me and it's my mantra I follow every time I step in the ring with these talent-less hacks here in XWF. Shawn Steele, you are in for a world of trouble my friend and consider this lesson in wrestling a gift. I will make DAMN SURE this is the last time you are ever mentioned in the same breath with me. Your time is done here in XWF.
John walks off the set as the scene goes to black
To find John, turn those lights out because he will then appear...
XWF LEGEND and the only man who punked out Duke TWICE
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