(Spoiler Warning: This post references the results of Leap of Faith and also this pin attempt)

Breaking North Korean News!

North Korean War Criminal wins his Fatal Four-way match at Leap of Faith. After successfully lifting Jordan Knoxville fully over his head, the footage for those watching live in Pyongyang briefly cut out. By the time the footage had returned, his loving fans caught the end of the match, with him scoring the pin. The people of North Korea have already planned a weeklong festival in his honor.

In an interview recorded after the victory, this great hero said, “I say with all the humility I can muster, I am the greatest man in the world.”



After North Korean War Criminal’s valiant victory over three skilled but inferior competitors to secure a future title shot at any of three XWF championships, he was brutally and viciously attacked by (an allegedly sleeping, if you believe US news sources) Lycana, the reigning X-Treme Champion after he innocently and heroically attempted to pin her in her sleep, which is of course a North Korean custom to congratulate someone on their slightly less impressive victory.



Thankfully, despite the vicious boot delivered to his nethers, that would have ended the career and sexual potency of a lesser man, NKWC is expected to make a full recovery within the next few weeks.

 But the question remains: How will he use his title shot?

One thing is for sure: North Korean War Criminal definitely won't completely and immediately forget this title shot exists.