At March Madness, Miss Fury would eliminate Solace Tatum from the March Madness tournament. Later that night Solace would go on to challenge Fury to a rematch much like she had with Money Oswald after her defeat on the Anarchy prior to March Madness. Miss Fury would deny this challenge, claiming that she had nothing to prove and Solace Tatum had nothing to offer her. Solace then made it clear that she intended to try and force Miss Fury into a match by becoming a pest. Last week on Anarchy, Miss Fury was moments away from securing a victory over Americanmania and the man behind it, Terry Borden, but a distraction from on Solace Tatum would create the opening that Terry needed to steal the victory away from Miss Fury. This did not please her in the slightest, and later in the show, Fury would interrupt her own paid advertisement in order to announce that Solace's plan had worked, and Miss Fury was ready to accept her challenge.


But was it all a ruse? It seems so, because early this week it was accidently revealed that Solace Tatum, who nobody had seen since Anarchy, may have in fact been murdered by Miss Fury's command. With one pest seemingly squashed, Miss Fury now turns her attention to another one.




The Whyte Spyder. A fan favorite in the XWF and self proclaimed "hero" who had already fallen before Miss Fury's feet during the March Madness tournament, but now a rematch was in place for the upcoming Warfare. If Miss Fury had one regret from March Madness, it wasn't losing to Shawn Warstein in the semi finals, but instead allowing the "hero" to walk away from their match under his own accord.

It will not play out that way again...


BOB HQ - Exact Location Unknown - New York City


We open inside of the War room. For those who aren't aware, this is the where all of the plotting and planning take place. The walls are lined with monitors beaming in illegal satellite imagery from various "targets" across the world and the BOB supercomputer houses detailed information on every member of the XWF roster. If you ever wonder how BOB seems to know personal details about their opponents that never seems to be mentioned on TV, look no further than the War Room and all of the advanced tech that's far to advanced for any of you simpletons to comprehend.


In the center of the room is a large round table. Similar to the one found in the King Arthur stories of legend.


Sitting at said table is Miss Fury and Chronic Chris Page.


As we cut in, the unknown BOB thug who announced live to the world that Miss Fury may have had a hand in the disappearance of Solace Tatum walks into the room, apparently summoned by Fury and Page. As Fury and Page quietly whisper back ad forth, this thug nervously approaches the table and chimes in with a broken voice and fearful plea.


Thug: "I... I'm sorry, I didn't know you were live!"


Miss Fury turns her attention away from Page and to the idiot standing before them.


Miss Fury: "Did I ask for you to speak!?"


Thug: "N.. No ma'am"


Miss Fury glares are him for once again speaking out of turn. He promptly shuts up and Fury and Page whisper some more before turning their attention back to this hired thug.


Miss Fury: "Tell me, did she beg for her life before you ended it?"


Thug: "Uh... W... No... I didn't really give her a chance."


Fury's brow drops upon hearing this.


Miss Fury: "What do you mean "you didn't really give her a chance?"


Noticing the anger, thug boy gets real nervous, well more so than he already was.


Thug: "W.. Well I, uh.. You said to burn her house down and make it look like an accident!"


Miss Fury: "Make it look like an accident does not mean that you shouldn't have afforded her the opportunity to beg!"


Fury and Page look to one another.


Miss Fury: "Seriously, where are we finding these idiots?"


"Chronic" Chris Page just shrugs. Fury looks back to the thug.


Miss Fury: "Very disappointing."


Thug: "I... I'm sorry! I'll try harder next time!"


Miss Fury can't contain her laughter at the thought.


Miss Fury: "Oh honey, there won't be a next time!"


Thug: "W..What? Are you firing me!?"


Fury shakes her head "no".


Miss Fury: "Termination is in order..."


Thug: "C'mon, please reconsider! I couldn't have known! It was an honest mistake! I have a family, I need this job!"


Miss Fury: "No, you don't. I will make sure that your family is taken care of. After all, I'm not a monster!"


The thug begins to put the pieces together and realizes that when Miss Fury said termination, she may not have meant his employment.


Miss Fury: "Oh, but I must. You are a lose end, and thanks to you alerting the world that I may have had something to do with Solace Tatum's death, I just can't afford to allow you to live. So sorry!"


Suddenly Andre Dixon appears from the shadows and knocks the thug out with a steel pipe to the back of the head!


Miss Fury: "Andre, make sure this trash is properly taken out, okay?"


Andre Dixon: "No problem, consider it done."


As Andre drags he thug out of the room, Fury turns back to Page.


Miss Fury: "Now him, he's good help!"


"Chronic" Chris Page: "The best!"


Miss Fury: "Now to squash another pest!"




"Wednesday Night Warfare will see hero and villain battle for supremacy once more. No, not the hero that the world wants to see, but the Spider that begs to be squashed beneath my boot once more! The idiot so accustomed to following the rules that he continuously blew every advantage he had following rope breaks in a Fury’s rules match. The high flyer with a bad knee. The wrestler who struggles to find victory over even The XWFs midcard fodder. No, this isn't the match the world wants, but it's the match that I wanted.”


“Shawn Wylde, last time I allowed for you to walk away on your own accord. This time I will not make the same mistake!”


“It just grows so tiring beating you heroes time and again! You always come back. You always think this time will be your time. Spoiler, it’s not! This isn’t the comic books! You aren’t a hero! None of you are! All of you, flawed! All of you are selfish and self serving. All of you, but some of you, some of you are good at hiding it! Look no further than Ruby! Tweeting about saving cats from trees and other trivial acts of “heroism”, but I see through it, I’ve always seen through it! All of it is nothing more than a marketing ploy! A tool to keep your names in the headlines and improve your marketability! It’s the same game I play!”


“Only I play it better, and I don’t betray my morals to do so! Good, bad, I’m the girl with the army! I’m the girl with the money! I’m the fucking “Face of Anarchy” and how fitting is it that I’m coming to Wednesdays to declare WARFARE on the heroes of the XWF, starting with YOU!”


“The last time that we met in the ring I questioned your character just as I do now. Tell me, what have you done since then to discredit my words? NOTHING! Just like all of the other heroes here in the XWF, you just talk. When faced with the reality of my words, you all go quiet! Not a finger lifted to stop me!”


“Unless of course, you find yourself forced to face me head on by the powers that be. Then, and only then do you heroes suddenly find your backbone! Too bad for you, backbone or not, you’re just no match for me! Tell me Shawn, who have you beaten? What great feats have you performed? In or out of the ring, think about it! Because from where I’m standing, I just see another goof who can’t hack it in that ring desperately trying to make a career for himself by praying on the emotions of the idiots in the stands.”


“You may have the support of the people, but I have the talent in and out of the ring to humiliate and humble each and every one of you! Just ask Ruby, if you can find her that is. Seems that she’s gone especially quiet now that I’ve made it clear that I expect the shot at the Anarchy title that she promised prior to March Madness!”

“But I am not concerned with Ruby at this moment. Our match will happen, and when it does she will be quick to play her role. Are you ready to play yours once more? I want you to fly hero! I want you to soar with the eagles, at least until I break your fucking knee! Then I want you to crawl! Give the world the heroic show they crave. Give them what you promise every time you put that silly costume on, and never give up! Always stare down adversity and fight until the bitter end! Because your end is coming dear, and it’s coming at the hands of the XWF’s original super villain!”


“You are but a stepping stone, a preview of the match people actually care about. Even now, you know in your heart of hearts what your fate holds. You don’t need me to spell it out for you, but the idiots at home, they do! Because despite my track record, THEY still hold on to this belief that one of you will step up and put me in my place. One of you will end the reign of BOB in the XWF. Too bad that we both know that person isn’t you!”


“I’ve heard it said in the back that you should never turn your back on someone that you fear…”


Fury turns her back to the camera and begins to sing.


“The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout.”


“Down came the rain and washed the spider out.”


“Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.”


“The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the spout again.”


Fury turns back to the camera with a can of fly swatter in hand.


“Only to be squashed!”


Fury slaps the camera lens with the fly swatter and the video cuts!