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Reggie Estrada · (03-06-2021)

[The scene opens up to a studio audience, comprised with ladies in their late teens to their early 30s or so. Then they all stand up, and they hear the song for Boprah’s show, as they all cheer they see Boprah in her dress and heels holding a mic on her hand, and she starts do some kinda slide as she makes her way to the stage. Then she gets to the stage, and she stands at her beige couch as her theme dies down, then she hears all the cheers as she speaks to her fans.]

Boprah: Hey Boprah maniacs! Welcome to my show, where we have some fun and action packed stuff going on. Today this afternoon, we are having special guest, who has been in XWF for some time and has two reigns with the company’s X-Treme championship. Also we have a surprise for him, after we have our commercial break…which is right now!

[Then it quickly cuts to an infomercial of Alias’s promo, where it was all chopped and screwed with an altered voice of some knock off Alias. Then it quickly cuts back to Boprah at her couch, holding her mic as she speaks to her fans.]

Boprah: Well today is going to be doozy with The Rebellious One himself, the man who put in so much work on others, I’ve lost count! I can even say… he’s a mighty attractive man, with roots with his African and latino roots!

[Then the people “woo” at that minute fact on him.]

Boprah: Lets welcome the man, the myth… the rebel… REGIEE ESTRADA!!!!

[Then we see Reggie come out to the stage with Boprah’s theme, wearing a airbrushed shirt with Boprah’s face on the front, black jeans and jordans, with his hair tied with red beads. Then he manages to get some salty looking popsicle from one of the girls, and he unwraps it and eats it as he walks to Boprah. Then he nods his head to the beat, then stops as he shakes her hand, then they both sit on the couch as the song stops playing and the fans were silent.]

Reggie: Oh Boprah, it’s a huge honor for me to be at your presence today with you, that I managed to cancel all my other media appearances to hang out with you. Shit, even my handler Mr. Wiggles thought it’d be a worst idea, but I told him to shove it!

Boprah: That’s dope as shit bro, I mean why would you do all that for being on my mediocre show?

Reggie: Because I’m also as mediocre as you, shit I’m so mediocre that someone I shall not name due to contractual obligation, had to bury me six feet deep into irreverence as he boast his two belts like if he’s Becky Lynch or something.

Boprah: Oh I see, well I want to talk to you about your career so far in XWF and where you are currently heading into, why stay in the company for so long?

Reggie: I don’t really know, I don’t really have an answer for that. I guess, it’s just being involved in the scene knowing full well that they can replace me. I mean, I know you been replaced by many Boprah’s in the past few months, right?

[Boprah then blushes at that question, and looks at him.]

Boprah: Yeah most of them have gone off somewhere they can’t be found, so I guess I’m lucky to be on this show. Most if not all, been killed off due not being relevant.

Reggie: Oh I see that, but anyways… I want you and your fans know… that I’m going to be touring to a place that I can’t name, since I’m not as bilingual as I thought I be.

[Then they look at the screen of where the next Warfare shall take place in, and the fans all start to randomly cheer for it.]

Boprah: Yes, that is very dope place you gonna wrestle in. I also hear it’s against a man who we don’t know about title? In a X-Treme rules match?

[Reggie nods his head to that question.]

Boprah: Do you think you handle all that heat, my dude?

Reggie: Not like I have a choice, but I know that it’s going to sway heavy on his side, which doesn’t shock me. If you were in my shoes, would you want to fight him?

Boprah: Oh hell naw, I can’t fight a dude like him. He might try to blowtorch my wig off my dome, no cap.

[Then the fans all start to laugh off cue, as Reggie looks at them with the most blank expression. Then the camera cuts to see Rachel Dratch dressed up in a grungy like attire completely with a blond wig, with two knock off belts of the Freestyle and X-Treme belts on her waist. She comes up to Reggie, and she starts to berate him.]

“Grungy” Zlelous: Reggie, you fucking suck and you aren’t on my level… you don’t have the right to take away my belts off my waist! You keep on making me so above you, that I could shit on top of you!

[Reggie then eye rolls this person, and she slaps him in the face.]

“Grungy” Zlelous: What you gonna do about me hitting you? That’s not all I’m gonna do to you in our match this Wednesday…I’m gonna make you wish that you weren’t so openly acceptive towards my invitational for a shot at my X-Treme belt….

[Reggie then stands to his feet, at least few inches over her, and he gives a Fuck Off Me on the impersonator on the stage. Then everyone gasps at this moment, then he pours some lighter fluid on her, and pulls out a match… before we could see anything happen… the feed randomly cuts off.]

===============vete a la mierda, chico de oro!=============

“Once again, I meet against a man I shall try not to name. So for a challenge, I won’t drop his name, but I will give him a nickname… I’ll simply dub him as..

Corey’s weekend girl or C.W.G for short in this context.

You see people, I’ve been gunning C.W.G for such long time, I lost track of time and forgot to know when to eat. I can say, I was starving so much that I resorted to chopping people’s left hand and eat them whole. Then I ended up becoming the hunter of the Aliens, who roam the XWF planet and rid them all off the shelf back to their homeland. Okay I was bullshittin… but I had something there.

Ever since Snowjob happened, which was only mere three months ago (time flies!) I had this emptiness of having little to no recongizion for my work here. I mean, there was a reason why all the dirtsheets picked up from my messages that C.W.G was going to be the new face of X-Treme. From the sidelines, I am shocked how much acclaim he’s gotten so far in here in such short amount of time. But hey, like they say.. out with old, in with the new. It’s like the latest iPhone release, everyone wants to wait in line and get that shit, and risk losing 4K on a phone that’ll be outdated within the next six months.

What does it mean between us?

He’s the new iPhone that everyone is dying to get, while I’m the one in line waiting to get my hands on it. By the time I get into that apple store, they going to tell me they ran out and I’ll have to wait until the next two months from now. Fuck all that, that’s not how I will want to play out with that notion at all. Yes, I’ve sent JB and Tommy after him, and I’ll admit on my part it’s wrong. I should be the one to dog him out just like how I dogged Main and Hanari (will not let it down!) for the same latest technology known as the…

iPhone X-Treme Championship.

Corny as shit, I know but that’s how I see that belt now. It’s all just hype and trends just like his newly minted Freestyle Championship. I said it before that a belt don’t make a man, the man make the belt. C.W.G, I know you are having the time of your life as the most decorated XWF wrestler that has graced in this sport, and I guess I should be blessed to be beside you. Hell, even when I tried to freestyle against you… Doc had been blessed to be DQ’ed for not even having fans poll up on his session with you, while mines goes unnoticed (I see you, baby).

I guess it means that, it’s another round of me fighting a Goliath like yourself C.W.G, and I am the David in the equation. I established that I don’t want that piece of tin that now I consider a iPhone… now I want that shit back. I am not afraid to take you out, and turn your brain into a smoothie to sell at your local Ice Cream shop or send your remains to Lacklan’s office as an offer to join her as her part time assistance personnel. But I know how that these fans will support you and your reign, but doesn’t mean I can’t rain over your reign in blood. You will learn that a loco vato man like myself will not give up on taking what’s his…

It’s kill or be killed in the name of the X-Treme…”

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