A clip of Dean McGovern dripping with title belts and nothing more is shown. He has the X-Treme title around his waist, the European title over his right shoulder and the FTW UFO E1999 title over his left shoulder. In front of his groin he's holding the Drug Money title.

• I mean seriously what's wrong with the X-Treme Wrasslin' Federation? How the heck does little old me have THREE XWF titles? How is this possible? Four titles if you count that Drug Money championship I won from Chris Legend a week ago!
  
  Since I've arrived here in this fed I've had to: 1 - Fight off BOGUS child molestation charges. 2 - Fight off a life threatening attack by peanut butter due to my peanut allergy. 3 - Endure endless ridicule and ribbing from the guys in the back as well as in some of their promos about how I'm a pedophile, even though I was CLEARED of those nasty ass charges.
  
  Between those things happening I've just been hanging with my friends, playing video games, eating ice cream, and rollin' balls.
  
  Somehow through all that stuff I've picked up a sack full of title belts. A sack full. Just look at what's inside my sack...
  

FTW UFO E1999 Champion



After getting a good look at the titles belts, the scene shifts back over to this:

oh shit