02-21-2021, 11:17 PM
"I made it to de finals of dis tournament last year, and nobody thought I had a chance in hell. Hanari was still de new guy, still unproven, had already been TV champ and Tag Champ, had taken down APEX but still wasn't given a chance in hell. I opened a lot of eyes in that tournament last year, but unless you win it, does anyone really care? Really even remember? Madison Dyson won, got all of the recognition, got the crown, got the fame.....and where is she now?
All of the interviews, the promo spots, the advertising. The banners made. Her allowed to say whatever she wants even though we have a censorship rule here? Where was Hanari's freedoms? Where was Hanari's interviews. She was EXPECTED to be there. I beat Big D and Thunder Knuckles, and nobody except those two jackoffs even remembers.
Where were Hanari's interviews? Where were Hanari's commercials?
Everyone talked about Madison Dyson as Queen yadda yadda.....she didn't even last a year mang. Jenny Myst beat her to win that cooking and cleaning title over there and she died shortly after. Poor Maddy.
Nobody asked Hanari about the disappearance. Nobody sat me down and asked me what my motive was, what I knew about her death, or why I wanted her dead. Everybody just did what they always do, and simply overlooked Hanari Carnes. Madison Dyson is dead and gone and March Madness doesn't have a defending champion. Was it given to me when she died, as the runner up?
Was it even offered?
Of course not, mang.
Because nobody respects Hanari Carnes. Nobody gives Hanari Carnes a second look. How many arms have I broken now? So now I am put into dis tournament again, against another XWF "legend". A name that chu all would know if you followed this company for any stretch of time. A name that resonates with XWF lifers, and a name that when they made their return created quit a stir.
Hawaiian Hardhead. Chico, is dis dude serious? Out of all de names chu can pick to wrestle under, dis is what is chosen? This man has the pedigree, he has the name, but does he have the accomplishments? Does he have the titles? Does he have the victories in tournaments very similar to dis very one? Hanari does. What else do I have? I have been "close" far too many times. I have gotten to the dinner table but the plate was already empty. The story of Hanari Carnes, to date, has been that he's goo but hasn't quite been good enough. I was ALMOST Universal Champion, I ALMOST won March Madness, I ALMOST knocked off two legendary tag teams back to back nearly by my damn self. Always close but no cigar. And you know how I love my cigars....."
Hanari takes a puff, letting the smoke billow around for a moment before ashing it with his index finger.
"....I have nobody to blame but myself. I just haven't been good enough. The Latin sensation, the next big thing, the kid from the Caribbean with all the talent in the world.....and in a sea of forgettable names, I have been the forgotten one. When this coconut fucker came back, everyone was excited, they welcomed him with open arms when all he did was sit on his Hawaiian ass and be average. His best accomplishment? Longevity. Being around in an era where even the little guy got a piece of the pie. When he came back, I took it personally. I took it as a slap in the face. I took it as an insult that I have put in all this work, gotten myself injured, strained my body to the limits of it ability, to be successful here and some face painted puta is EXPECTED to beat me. Hardhead, you look like me if I was fat Hawaiian and on meth. I have the body, the mind and the goddamn intensity to be very dangerous in this tournament, and when I break your arm on national television everyone will know just who the hell I am and put a little respect on my name!
Hardhead, honestly, its nothing personal brotha. I don't know you from a hole in the wall, and I don't want to. I am about business, I am about knocking off another legend, and I about winning this entire thing. This is about pride for me. I am the symbol of island success. You're one sweet roll away from type 2 diabetes. Where's Moana? Did you keep trying to get out of the friendzone until she stopped talking to you? Somewhere a Hawaiian luau is missing it's pig... and apple.
All this hype, all ths hooplah. They know who you are, but weirdly enough, I don't. That is what was even more frustrating. Some island "legend" who doesn't even look the part of a wrestler mang, he look more the part of Haitian hotel maid right towards the the end of a $3 blowjob. I'm surprised you swam from Hawaii to California and SeaWorld didn't capture your fat ass and throw you in a tank. You see, I don't see you as a legend, Jack (by the way, what the fuck kind of Hawaiian name is 'Jack'?), I see you as a failure. A nobody. Someone who has to come out of retirement at 42 years old because they weren't good enough in their prime years to set themselves up for financial comfort down the road. Hanari Carnes is rich, sure, but I make smart investments. You.....hell, the only investment you've apparently made is in Doritos and Diet Coke. "If I drink DIET COKE, I can eat ANYTHING!"
You are the guy I am supposed to lose to? You are the guy that is supposed to stop Hanari Carnes dead in his tracks? Put the apple back in your mouth and stay on the platter. You couldn't survive without a Wal-Mart and fast food chains; just a bunch of fat manapua complaining about not having to struggle to survive anymore. And because you're dumb enough to always vote Democrat you've taxed yourselves out of your own lands, congrats.
He takes another puff of his high-end cigar.
So if I were you, big man, I would save yourself the embarrassment of actually coming back. I would just forfeit this match to me now because this is a battle you can't fight, a war you can't win. I have a personal vendetta I am waging, and this...this right here, this is simply the warning shot.
Heed the warning, chivato, or don't, but when Hanari Carnes sends you back to your parents house and your minimum wage job at Home Depot, you'll wish you listened.
Hey, I heard they are raising the minimum wage to $15 per hour.
Progress......."
He ashes his cigar as a black BMW rolls up to his mansion home, idling before finally cutting the engine.
"Ahh.....he's here."
TO BE CONTINUED
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