When we last saw Miss Fury, she had broken into the Vatican. Her mission? To kill the Pope and replace him with one of Oswalds RoBOBs. While the mission was a success and the Pope had been replaced as Oswald ordered, she could not bring herself to assassinate the Catholic leader. Instead, setting him up with a new life, and a threat that would hopefully ensure that he stayed out of the public eye. This was the first time that she had gone against one of Oswalds orders. Maybe it was the influence of Micheal Graves who was now a silent partner in this body, or maybe it was just that even evil has its limits. Whatever the case, her orders were clear.

Except plans had changed.

Instead of meeting with BOB in Naples as initially planned, she had been ordered to drive into Greece for a meeting with a potential recruit into the organization, and while the twenty-hour drive was surely an unexpected inconvenience, she thought it best not to test her luck with Oswald. He had already questioned her intent once. She didn’t need him snooping around any more than he already was. Besides that, this trip actually presented an unexpected opportunity for her. She called on the help of Barney Green and Thunder Knuckles for a little expedition. They were both happy to help once she offered them some extra incentive in the form of xbux.


The shot opened underwater in the ruins of a lost city off the coast of a small Greek village known as Pavlopetri. A woman in a skin-tight diving suit could be seen exploring the area.



After a moment, she came across a deteriorated stone wall with strange markings carved into it. She pressed the stone under the marking causing the stone wall to shake and a secret compartment to open.

She reached in and pulled out a small palm-sized chest with an otherworldly inscription on it.


Excited, she swam for surface with her prize in hand. As she broke through the surface of the water she removed her mouthpiece and goggles before shouting up to TK and Barney on the boat.

“I found it!”

Of course, TK and Barney were only aware that she was looking for “something” and were not privy to all of the details as to what or why. Thunder Knuckles helped her up onto the boat. She placed the small chest on a table and tried to figure out how to open it, but no luck..

”Maybe you need to know what that fucking jibber jabber on the front of that box says to open the thing?” TK said, causing Fury to glare at him.

Barney being the man with the plan, asked if he could give it a shot. Before Fury could answer Barn hauled off and blasted the small chest with a club that was usually reserved for beating baby seals to death for fun, but today we learned that the BOB baby seal club is also great for smashing open ancient chest and skipping the whole puzzler aspect that usually comes along with hunting for artifacts like these.

”There you go, boss!” Barney said as he admired his handiwork.

Fury was shocked at the fact that had worked. She brushed the shattered pieces of the chest away, revealing the item that was locked inside.



Miss Fury held the key in both hands, staring at it with an evil grin.

”Whoa boss, that looks like some fucking Satanic shit right there! What’s it supposed to open?”

”That I do not know… Yet. She said, partially lying to the group.

In truth, she did not know exactly what it unlocked or where the lock was even located for this key, but the pages that she stole from the Vatican mentioned a doorway to Hell and a sacred key that was lost long ago. Hidden in a city that had sense fallen underwater. Could this key somehow help the furious femme fatale in BOB’s war with The Left Hand, or was this about something else entirely?

Taking the key with her, Miss Fury retreated below deck.

Some transition shots of the boat sailing back to the docks were shown. Once docked, Fury and the gang exited the boat. They didn’t get very far before local police rushed them, weapons drawn.

“Astynomía, ta chéria ston aéra!”

“Chéria tóra! Chéria tóra!”

They didn’t need to speak Greek to understand what was being commanded of them. TK and Barney looked to Fury as if to ask, “what now?”, but the answer was evident as Fury slowly raised her hands in the air causing TK and Barney to reluctantly follow suit. The police moved in, weapons drawn and aimed squarely at the three members of the supervillain group known as BOB.

We pick up sometime later with the three BOBs now prisoners, presumably inside of a Greek police holding cell.



”Well this is just fucking great! I don’t like leaving the greatest country on the fucking planet, America, to begin with! Now I'm stuck in this third world country! With fucking meat on a Godamn stick eating mother fuckers! For fucks sake, I can’t find fucking Unknown Soldier in this goddamn cell! Tell me there’s a fucking plan… There is a plan… Right?

Somber, and in a corner all by herself, Miss Fury responded with but one phrase. ”There’s always a plan.”

”Well how about filling us the fuck in on it! We’re only in this mess because of that damn key and now we don’t even have that now!”

”Actually…”

Miss Fury jumped to her feet, talking over Barney as she approached TK.

”Keep your voices down! There are ears everywhere, just sit back and wait. Everything will work out.”

”You say that, but here we are, locked the fuck up and they won’t even give us a fucking phone call!”

”We don’t need to make a phone call. Our situation is known, and it will be dealt with in time. Be patient.”

TK was sweating bullets though, and on the verge of full hysterics as the walls of the prison cell seemed to close in around him.

”Fuck that! TK rushed to the bars, pressing his face deep into the gap, but not quite through. ”Help! You’ve gotta let me out of here! I don’t even know these assholes! HELP!”

Fury grabbed TK by his shirt and whipped him across the cell and into the stone wall behind them. TK pressed off the wall and charged Fury, but she was quickly on top of him, shoving him back against the wall with a hand over his mouth.

[b]”Pull yourself together!” She shouted in a whisper. ”I said that everything is under control! Now sit down and shut up!”

”Or what!?” He asked defiantly!

”Or as soon as we’re free, I take away your expense account and travel budget!”

Money, the only thing that TK cares about MORE than himself. His demeanor suddenly flipped as he held his hands up in an effort to show he was no threat.

”Okay, okay, I’m fucking good, chill! Damn!!”

Fury glared back at Barney who was just watching as the action unfolded before him.

”And you!?”

”I can be quiet.”

”Good”

Fury let off TK, who quickly found a seat and sat his ass the fuck down. His mouth closed and his thoughts to himself.

”While unfortunate, this is only a temporary setback. We will be free soon enough and when we are, our problems will be much bigger than some prison cell.”

”The XWF?”

Miss Fury scoffs. ”As if, those idiots are still throwing their Z team players at us. (check Warfare card!) Which is fine, let everyone focus their attention on The Left Hand. Let them be the BIG BAD. In the meantime, we’ll lay low and continue to build our ranks. By the time BOB makes our move, nobody will be in a position to stop us!”

”Well if we ain’t fucking worried about The Left Hand or The XWF, what’s this huge fucking problem?”

Miss Fury locked eyes with TK, staring deep within his soul. She wondered, could she trust him with the truth? That she intended to unseat Oswald from power? That she believed their self-proclaimed leader to be both an idiot and a child? That she likened him to the same level of stupidity as Donald Trump, except that it was actually worse because apparently he could meddle with minds, reach into other universes, and pretty much make anything that he willed come to be. Despite these powers, she had a plan, but it’s a long shot and requires complete secrecy in order to succeed. So again she wondered, could she trust him?

”Forces of a greater threat than the Left Hand and the XWF combined. Unfortunately, that’s all I can say at this moment in time.”

The answer was no, she could not. TK was a good hand, but an expensive one, and until she had control of BOB, there was no way that she could match Oswald's very deep pockets, and TK doesn't work for promises.

”I don’t know, you’d be surprised at how tough the XWF can be!” Barney chimed in all matter of factly.

”I know full well just how resilient the XWF can and has been when facing hostile forces in the past, but the foe we soon face may prove tougher than anything that we’ve ever seen before.”

”Man, I don’t fucking like the sound of this one bit!”

The scene fades to black as the BOBs await their fate.

Will they get outta jail in time for Warfare, or is Bobby Bourbon destined for a handicap match?

TBC