Chris Legend
Driver hang a left at this light...."

Chris Legend voice echoes from the back of the very expensive car that has been sent to retrieve Immortal Empire from the airport.

Driver:
Sir, this is going away from your destination...."

The driver proclaims in confusion....

Chris Legend:
"Im aware of that genius theres someone i gotta meet with.....

Legend pauses...

Chris Legend:
"Why am i even explaining myself to a simpleton like your self.... As long as we're here i say jump, your only reply should be how high!
"You copy that??

Driver:
"Loud and Clear sir......

Chris Legend:
"He said he would meet me right here.....

Mayhem:
"Whats going on.....

Chris Legend:
"You'll see.....

10minutes pass and from down the street walks......



Chris Legend hesitantly rolls down the window.....

Chris Legend:
"You iggy? "

Iggy the Bum"
"The one and Only....."

No way could this bum have been telling the truth? Chris Legend opens the door, and steps out......
Visibly taken back by the extreme turn of events, Chris Leans against a parked motorcycle to collect his thoughts...



Chris Legend:
"Your the one with all the dirt?

Iggy the bum:
"I do if you got what i asked for.....

Chris Legend reaches into his back inside the limo...

A ring pop
A Dwayne the Rock Johnson T shirt
And a rusty nail.........

Legend tosses the items to the bum....

Chris Legend:
"So, how do you and The Crock know each other?

Iggy the bum:
"Well, i sucked his junk for a piece of a hamburger back when we was on the streets with me.....

Chris Legend:
"Time out...... Your telling me the Crock is batting for the other team??

Iggy the bum:
"Brought proof if you care to take a look.....



Chris Legend:
"Wow, guess that explains all the sexual references he directs my way in each of his promos...

Iggy the bum:
"Aw yeah, hes gay as a frog is green......

Chris Legend turns to the other two in the car.....

Chris Legend:
"This is going to be a breeze....
"Got anymore evidence.......??

Iggy reaches into a bag and begins pulling out more photos......
Chris Legend begins looking, then immediately hands the pics back to iggy...

Chris Legend:
"Thats all i needed to see.....
"Cade you got your Phone??

Cade responds Yes" and begins to pull it out of his pocket.....

Chris Pushes the bum away....

Chris Legend:
"Your presence is no longer needed...

Legend steps back into the limo.....

Chris Legend:
"Record this message to the Crock for me....

Cade begins recording....

Chris Legend:
"Your promos are getting better, i gotta tell ya.... I mean who would have thought of taking my last name, and changing it to "Bellend"....

"Chris Bellend"

Chris Legend and the rest of Immortal Empire have a laught....

"THats so fresh, so original....
"But, hey thats why they pay you the big bucks.....
"Anyway you can look dead into my eyes, and as you can see theres no fear once so ever....
Of you or those idiots Me and Cade are facing....
"I wont mention them by name because i will not give free publicity to losers....

"Crock in short your time is running short.......
"While your running around playing lil boy games, im gettin that much closer to my gold....
"So, go ahead use your time to train, get right with god, hell call in your army because at the battle royal your gonna need em'......

Legend stops talking and cade stops rolling......

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